A Challlenge for All You Joke Tellers

[dbtoo]

How about a redneck's perspective of a dang suburbanite yuppie?


You may be a dang suburbanite yuppy if:
Ya owns at least one SUV or 4 wheel drive veehicual an it ain't up on cinder
blocks in yer front yard.
Yer kid got the crap kicked outa dem by my bubba (my daughter Not my Dog! - takes after her momma she does!)
U think a colt 45 is a gun
U think a 357 is a veehicule engine.
U think a hummer is a veehicule.
U think a rabbit is a veehicule.
U think a jaguar is a veehicule.
U think a mustang is a veehicule.
U think a porshe is a veehicule.
U think a deere ain't a veehicule.
U think a buck is somethin in yer wallet instead of mounted on yer wall.
U think a vasectomy is something to 'fix' your sex life instead of your dog's
(hell, we do that by hangin a picture a da dang mudder in law over the bed)
U think a deer is supposed to be protected instead of eaten.
U think weed is somethin u smoke instead of pull.
Wors of all you think that moonshine is somethin ya see at night!

 

[dbtoo]

How about a redneck's perspective of a dang suburbanite yuppie?


You may be a dang suburbanite yuppy if:
Ya owns at least one SUV or 4 wheel drive veehicual an it ain't up on cinder
blocks in yer front yard.
Yer kid got the crap kicked outa dem by my bubba (my daughter Not my Dog! - takes after her momma she does!)
U think a colt 45 is a gun
U think a 357 is a veehicule engine.
U think a hummer is a veehicule.
U think a rabbit is a veehicule.
U think a jaguar is a veehicule.
U think a mustang is a veehicule.
U think a porshe is a veehicule.
U think a deere ain't a veehicule.
U think a buck is somethin in yer wallet instead of mounted on yer wall.
U think a vasectomy is something to 'fix' your sex life instead of your dog's
(hell, we do that by hangin a picture a da dang mudder in law over the bed)
U think a deer is supposed to be protected instead of eaten.
U think weed is somethin u smoke instead of pull.
Wors of all you think that moonshine is somethin ya see at night!

 

[dbtoo]

How about a redneck's perspective of a dang suburbanite yuppie?


You may be a dang suburbanite yuppy if:
Ya owns at least one SUV or 4 wheel drive veehicual an it ain't up on cinder
blocks in yer front yard.
Yer kid got the crap kicked outa dem by my bubba (my daughter Not my Dog! - takes after her momma she does!)
U think a colt 45 is a gun
U think a 357 is a veehicule engine.
U think a hummer is a veehicule.
U think a rabbit is a veehicule.
U think a jaguar is a veehicule.
U think a mustang is a veehicule.
U think a porshe is a veehicule.
U think a deere ain't a veehicule.
U think a buck is somethin in yer wallet instead of mounted on yer wall.
U think a vasectomy is something to 'fix' your sex life instead of your dog's
(hell, we do that by hangin a picture a da dang mudder in law over the bed)
U think a deer is supposed to be protected instead of eaten.
U think weed is somethin u smoke instead of pull.
Wors of all you think that moonshine is somethin ya see at night!

 

[dbtoo]

How about a redneck's perspective of a dang suburbanite yuppie?


You may be a dang suburbanite yuppy if:
Ya owns at least one SUV or 4 wheel drive veehicual an it ain't up on cinder
blocks in yer front yard.
Yer kid got the crap kicked outa dem by my bubba (my daughter Not my Dog! - takes after her momma she does!)
U think a colt 45 is a gun
U think a 357 is a veehicule engine.
U think a hummer is a veehicule.
U think a rabbit is a veehicule.
U think a jaguar is a veehicule.
U think a mustang is a veehicule.
U think a porshe is a veehicule.
U think a deere ain't a veehicule.
U think a buck is somethin in yer wallet instead of mounted on yer wall.
U think a vasectomy is something to 'fix' your sex life instead of your dog's
(hell, we do that by hangin a picture a da dang mudder in law over the bed)
U think a deer is supposed to be protected instead of eaten.
U think weed is somethin u smoke instead of pull.
Wors of all you think that moonshine is somethin ya see at night!

 

[AnD]

I don't know about your hubby, Melissa, but this idea has been great for me! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> ! These are so funny!

 

[AnD]

I don't know about your hubby, Melissa, but this idea has been great for me! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> ! These are so funny!

 

[AnD]

I don't know about your hubby, Melissa, but this idea has been great for me! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> ! These are so funny!

 

[AnD]

I don't know about your hubby, Melissa, but this idea has been great for me! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> ! These are so funny!

 

[AnD]

I don't know about your hubby, Melissa, but this idea has been great for me! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> ! These are so funny!

 

[AnD]

I don't know about your hubby, Melissa, but this idea has been great for me! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> ! These are so funny!

 

[Brad]

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

 

[Brad]

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

 

[Brad]

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

 

[Brad]

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

 

[Brad]

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

 

[Brad]

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

 

[Brad]

Too Easy,,, Bush and Jokes go together like Bread and Butter ,,,,,


Fuzzy about Numbers: When a reporter asked Bush what he thought about his first hundred days in office he replied "Has it been a year already?

Coincidence or Medical Miracle?: The discovery that Bush's resting heart rate is 43 has led some observers to speculate that this is the first time we've had a president with a heart rate that matches his IQ.

The Golf Between Reality and Fantasy: What do golf and Florida elections have in common? Low score wins.

 

[Brad]

Too Easy,,, Bush and Jokes go together like Bread and Butter ,,,,,


Fuzzy about Numbers: When a reporter asked Bush what he thought about his first hundred days in office he replied "Has it been a year already?

Coincidence or Medical Miracle?: The discovery that Bush's resting heart rate is 43 has led some observers to speculate that this is the first time we've had a president with a heart rate that matches his IQ.

The Golf Between Reality and Fantasy: What do golf and Florida elections have in common? Low score wins.

 

[Brad]

Too Easy,,, Bush and Jokes go together like Bread and Butter ,,,,,


Fuzzy about Numbers: When a reporter asked Bush what he thought about his first hundred days in office he replied "Has it been a year already?

Coincidence or Medical Miracle?: The discovery that Bush's resting heart rate is 43 has led some observers to speculate that this is the first time we've had a president with a heart rate that matches his IQ.

The Golf Between Reality and Fantasy: What do golf and Florida elections have in common? Low score wins.

 

[Brad]

Too Easy,,, Bush and Jokes go together like Bread and Butter ,,,,,


Fuzzy about Numbers: When a reporter asked Bush what he thought about his first hundred days in office he replied "Has it been a year already?

Coincidence or Medical Miracle?: The discovery that Bush's resting heart rate is 43 has led some observers to speculate that this is the first time we've had a president with a heart rate that matches his IQ.

The Golf Between Reality and Fantasy: What do golf and Florida elections have in common? Low score wins.