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A Challlenge for All You Joke Tellers
- Thread starter JazzysMom
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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington , DC . Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and John Kerry. They want $10 million to release them. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
The man answers, "About a gallon." </end quote></div>
That's my political one from my email....
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and John Kerry. They want $10 million to release them. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
The man answers, "About a gallon." </end quote></div>
That's my political one from my email....
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington , DC . Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and John Kerry. They want $10 million to release them. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
The man answers, "About a gallon." </end quote></div>
That's my political one from my email....
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and John Kerry. They want $10 million to release them. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
The man answers, "About a gallon." </end quote></div>
That's my political one from my email....
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington , DC . Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and John Kerry. They want $10 million to release them. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
The man answers, "About a gallon." </end quote></div>
That's my political one from my email....
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and John Kerry. They want $10 million to release them. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
The man answers, "About a gallon." </end quote></div>
That's my political one from my email....
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington , DC . Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and John Kerry. They want $10 million to release them. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
The man answers, "About a gallon." </end quote></div>
That's my political one from my email....
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and John Kerry. They want $10 million to release them. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
The man answers, "About a gallon." </end quote></div>
That's my political one from my email....
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington , DC . Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and John Kerry. They want $10 million to release them. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
The man answers, "About a gallon." </end quote>
That's my political one from my email....
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and John Kerry. They want $10 million to release them. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
The man answers, "About a gallon." </end quote>
That's my political one from my email....
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington , DC . Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and John Kerry. They want $10 million to release them. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
The man answers, "About a gallon." </end quote>
That's my political one from my email....
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and John Kerry. They want $10 million to release them. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
The man answers, "About a gallon." </end quote>
That's my political one from my email....
(a long one, but worth it <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> )
<b><u>The Husband Store </u></b>
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in to wn, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. At the entrance she finds a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The shopper proceeds to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The shopper proceeds to the third floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixt h floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please proceed to the exit.
To avoid being accused of gender bias, the store's owner also opened a "New Wives store" just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
<b><u>The Husband Store </u></b>
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in to wn, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. At the entrance she finds a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The shopper proceeds to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The shopper proceeds to the third floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixt h floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please proceed to the exit.
To avoid being accused of gender bias, the store's owner also opened a "New Wives store" just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
(a long one, but worth it <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> )
<b><u>The Husband Store </u></b>
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in to wn, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. At the entrance she finds a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The shopper proceeds to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The shopper proceeds to the third floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixt h floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please proceed to the exit.
To avoid being accused of gender bias, the store's owner also opened a "New Wives store" just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
<b><u>The Husband Store </u></b>
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in to wn, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. At the entrance she finds a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The shopper proceeds to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The shopper proceeds to the third floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixt h floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please proceed to the exit.
To avoid being accused of gender bias, the store's owner also opened a "New Wives store" just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
(a long one, but worth it <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> )
<b><u>The Husband Store </u></b>
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in to wn, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. At the entrance she finds a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The shopper proceeds to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The shopper proceeds to the third floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixt h floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please proceed to the exit.
To avoid being accused of gender bias, the store's owner also opened a "New Wives store" just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
<b><u>The Husband Store </u></b>
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in to wn, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. At the entrance she finds a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The shopper proceeds to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The shopper proceeds to the third floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixt h floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please proceed to the exit.
To avoid being accused of gender bias, the store's owner also opened a "New Wives store" just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
(a long one, but worth it <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> )
<b><u>The Husband Store </u></b>
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in to wn, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. At the entrance she finds a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The shopper proceeds to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The shopper proceeds to the third floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixt h floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please proceed to the exit.
To avoid being accused of gender bias, the store's owner also opened a "New Wives store" just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
<b><u>The Husband Store </u></b>
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in to wn, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. At the entrance she finds a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The shopper proceeds to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The shopper proceeds to the third floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixt h floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please proceed to the exit.
To avoid being accused of gender bias, the store's owner also opened a "New Wives store" just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
(a long one, but worth it <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> )
<b><u>The Husband Store </u></b>
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in to wn, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. At the entrance she finds a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The shopper proceeds to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The shopper proceeds to the third floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixt h floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please proceed to the exit.
To avoid being accused of gender bias, the store's owner also opened a "New Wives store" just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
<b><u>The Husband Store </u></b>
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in to wn, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. At the entrance she finds a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The shopper proceeds to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The shopper proceeds to the third floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixt h floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please proceed to the exit.
To avoid being accused of gender bias, the store's owner also opened a "New Wives store" just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
(a long one, but worth it <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> )
<b><u>The Husband Store </u></b>
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in to wn, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. At the entrance she finds a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The shopper proceeds to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The shopper proceeds to the third floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixt h floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please proceed to the exit.
To avoid being accused of gender bias, the store's owner also opened a "New Wives store" just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
<b><u>The Husband Store </u></b>
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in to wn, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. At the entrance she finds a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The shopper proceeds to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The shopper proceeds to the third floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixt h floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please proceed to the exit.
To avoid being accused of gender bias, the store's owner also opened a "New Wives store" just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
I can't believe I live in Alabama and can't think of a single redneck joke (maybe because they're not jokes, they're a way of life lol )
Here's one I found:
<u><b>why rednecks can't be paramedics </u></b>
2 rednecks go hunting...one redneck clutches at his heart gasps and falls to the ground, the other redneck calls 911 and says "help, i think my friend just died what do i do?" the operater says "first we have to make sure he's really dead" the man tells the operater to hold on and she hears a brief silence followed by a gunshot...the redneck gets back on the line and says "ok he's dead, now what?"
Here's one I found:
<u><b>why rednecks can't be paramedics </u></b>
2 rednecks go hunting...one redneck clutches at his heart gasps and falls to the ground, the other redneck calls 911 and says "help, i think my friend just died what do i do?" the operater says "first we have to make sure he's really dead" the man tells the operater to hold on and she hears a brief silence followed by a gunshot...the redneck gets back on the line and says "ok he's dead, now what?"
I can't believe I live in Alabama and can't think of a single redneck joke (maybe because they're not jokes, they're a way of life lol )
Here's one I found:
<u><b>why rednecks can't be paramedics </u></b>
2 rednecks go hunting...one redneck clutches at his heart gasps and falls to the ground, the other redneck calls 911 and says "help, i think my friend just died what do i do?" the operater says "first we have to make sure he's really dead" the man tells the operater to hold on and she hears a brief silence followed by a gunshot...the redneck gets back on the line and says "ok he's dead, now what?"
Here's one I found:
<u><b>why rednecks can't be paramedics </u></b>
2 rednecks go hunting...one redneck clutches at his heart gasps and falls to the ground, the other redneck calls 911 and says "help, i think my friend just died what do i do?" the operater says "first we have to make sure he's really dead" the man tells the operater to hold on and she hears a brief silence followed by a gunshot...the redneck gets back on the line and says "ok he's dead, now what?"
I can't believe I live in Alabama and can't think of a single redneck joke (maybe because they're not jokes, they're a way of life lol )
Here's one I found:
<u><b>why rednecks can't be paramedics </u></b>
2 rednecks go hunting...one redneck clutches at his heart gasps and falls to the ground, the other redneck calls 911 and says "help, i think my friend just died what do i do?" the operater says "first we have to make sure he's really dead" the man tells the operater to hold on and she hears a brief silence followed by a gunshot...the redneck gets back on the line and says "ok he's dead, now what?"
Here's one I found:
<u><b>why rednecks can't be paramedics </u></b>
2 rednecks go hunting...one redneck clutches at his heart gasps and falls to the ground, the other redneck calls 911 and says "help, i think my friend just died what do i do?" the operater says "first we have to make sure he's really dead" the man tells the operater to hold on and she hears a brief silence followed by a gunshot...the redneck gets back on the line and says "ok he's dead, now what?"
I can't believe I live in Alabama and can't think of a single redneck joke (maybe because they're not jokes, they're a way of life lol )
Here's one I found:
<u><b>why rednecks can't be paramedics </u></b>
2 rednecks go hunting...one redneck clutches at his heart gasps and falls to the ground, the other redneck calls 911 and says "help, i think my friend just died what do i do?" the operater says "first we have to make sure he's really dead" the man tells the operater to hold on and she hears a brief silence followed by a gunshot...the redneck gets back on the line and says "ok he's dead, now what?"
Here's one I found:
<u><b>why rednecks can't be paramedics </u></b>
2 rednecks go hunting...one redneck clutches at his heart gasps and falls to the ground, the other redneck calls 911 and says "help, i think my friend just died what do i do?" the operater says "first we have to make sure he's really dead" the man tells the operater to hold on and she hears a brief silence followed by a gunshot...the redneck gets back on the line and says "ok he's dead, now what?"
I can't believe I live in Alabama and can't think of a single redneck joke (maybe because they're not jokes, they're a way of life lol )
Here's one I found:
<u><b>why rednecks can't be paramedics </u></b>
2 rednecks go hunting...one redneck clutches at his heart gasps and falls to the ground, the other redneck calls 911 and says "help, i think my friend just died what do i do?" the operater says "first we have to make sure he's really dead" the man tells the operater to hold on and she hears a brief silence followed by a gunshot...the redneck gets back on the line and says "ok he's dead, now what?"
Here's one I found:
<u><b>why rednecks can't be paramedics </u></b>
2 rednecks go hunting...one redneck clutches at his heart gasps and falls to the ground, the other redneck calls 911 and says "help, i think my friend just died what do i do?" the operater says "first we have to make sure he's really dead" the man tells the operater to hold on and she hears a brief silence followed by a gunshot...the redneck gets back on the line and says "ok he's dead, now what?"
I can't believe I live in Alabama and can't think of a single redneck joke (maybe because they're not jokes, they're a way of life lol )
Here's one I found:
<u><b>why rednecks can't be paramedics </u></b>
2 rednecks go hunting...one redneck clutches at his heart gasps and falls to the ground, the other redneck calls 911 and says "help, i think my friend just died what do i do?" the operater says "first we have to make sure he's really dead" the man tells the operater to hold on and she hears a brief silence followed by a gunshot...the redneck gets back on the line and says "ok he's dead, now what?"
Here's one I found:
<u><b>why rednecks can't be paramedics </u></b>
2 rednecks go hunting...one redneck clutches at his heart gasps and falls to the ground, the other redneck calls 911 and says "help, i think my friend just died what do i do?" the operater says "first we have to make sure he's really dead" the man tells the operater to hold on and she hears a brief silence followed by a gunshot...the redneck gets back on the line and says "ok he's dead, now what?"