CF Haiku Contest!

juliepie

New member
sitting on the john
for longer than i would like;
tv now installed.

McDonald's and chips
ice cream, brownies, cookies too-
This is some diet.

You must be jealous
of my perfectly-sculpted-
coughing-induced abs!


haha the posted ones are great!
 

juliepie

New member
sitting on the john
for longer than i would like;
tv now installed.

McDonald's and chips
ice cream, brownies, cookies too-
This is some diet.

You must be jealous
of my perfectly-sculpted-
coughing-induced abs!


haha the posted ones are great!
 

juliepie

New member
sitting on the john
for longer than i would like;
tv now installed.

McDonald's and chips
ice cream, brownies, cookies too-
This is some diet.

You must be jealous
of my perfectly-sculpted-
coughing-induced abs!


haha the posted ones are great!
 

juliepie

New member
sitting on the john
for longer than i would like;
tv now installed.

McDonald's and chips
ice cream, brownies, cookies too-
This is some diet.

You must be jealous
of my perfectly-sculpted-
coughing-induced abs!


haha the posted ones are great!
 

juliepie

New member
sitting on the john
<br />for longer than i would like;
<br />tv now installed.
<br />
<br />McDonald's and chips
<br />ice cream, brownies, cookies too-
<br />This is some diet.
<br />
<br />You must be jealous
<br />of my perfectly-sculpted-
<br />coughing-induced abs!
<br />
<br />
<br />haha the posted ones are great!
 
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welshwitch

Guest
<br />morning cough so strong
<br />mysteriously is gone
<br />by happy hour
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65rosessamurai

Guest
Despite living in Japan, I'm new at this one...but I'll try it out!

Smokey Cloud,
Don't come near me,
We have the same cough


Morning Breaks
As I awake slowly
sounds of compressor fills the air


WiFi Wonder
LiOn Battery longevity
Bathroom life is Bliss


not bad if I do say so myself, though... <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 
6

65rosessamurai

Guest
Despite living in Japan, I'm new at this one...but I'll try it out!

Smokey Cloud,
Don't come near me,
We have the same cough


Morning Breaks
As I awake slowly
sounds of compressor fills the air


WiFi Wonder
LiOn Battery longevity
Bathroom life is Bliss


not bad if I do say so myself, though... <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 
6

65rosessamurai

Guest
Despite living in Japan, I'm new at this one...but I'll try it out!

Smokey Cloud,
Don't come near me,
We have the same cough


Morning Breaks
As I awake slowly
sounds of compressor fills the air


WiFi Wonder
LiOn Battery longevity
Bathroom life is Bliss


not bad if I do say so myself, though... <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 
6

65rosessamurai

Guest
Despite living in Japan, I'm new at this one...but I'll try it out!

Smokey Cloud,
Don't come near me,
We have the same cough


Morning Breaks
As I awake slowly
sounds of compressor fills the air


WiFi Wonder
LiOn Battery longevity
Bathroom life is Bliss


not bad if I do say so myself, though... <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 
6

65rosessamurai

Guest
Despite living in Japan, I'm new at this one...but I'll try it out!
<br />
<br />Smokey Cloud,
<br />Don't come near me,
<br />We have the same cough
<br />
<br />
<br />Morning Breaks
<br />As I awake slowly
<br />sounds of compressor fills the air
<br />
<br />
<br />WiFi Wonder
<br />LiOn Battery longevity
<br />Bathroom life is Bliss
<br />
<br />
<br />not bad if I do say so myself, though... <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

Mockingbird

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>rotandroll</b></i>

Woke up early morn
Coughing up a fierce, fierce storm
Threw up on my quilt.</end quote></div>

Ha ha, I've been there!

Keep em comin'; these are great!



I answer the phone.
You say, "Hey, what is that sound?"
I'm nebulizing.



My cat is freaked out
By my nebulizer hose;
Freak on, lil' kitty.
 

Mockingbird

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>rotandroll</b></i>

Woke up early morn
Coughing up a fierce, fierce storm
Threw up on my quilt.</end quote></div>

Ha ha, I've been there!

Keep em comin'; these are great!



I answer the phone.
You say, "Hey, what is that sound?"
I'm nebulizing.



My cat is freaked out
By my nebulizer hose;
Freak on, lil' kitty.
 

Mockingbird

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>rotandroll</b></i>

Woke up early morn
Coughing up a fierce, fierce storm
Threw up on my quilt.</end quote></div>

Ha ha, I've been there!

Keep em comin'; these are great!



I answer the phone.
You say, "Hey, what is that sound?"
I'm nebulizing.



My cat is freaked out
By my nebulizer hose;
Freak on, lil' kitty.
 

Mockingbird

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>rotandroll</b></i>

Woke up early morn
Coughing up a fierce, fierce storm
Threw up on my quilt.</end quote>

Ha ha, I've been there!

Keep em comin'; these are great!



I answer the phone.
You say, "Hey, what is that sound?"
I'm nebulizing.



My cat is freaked out
By my nebulizer hose;
Freak on, lil' kitty.
 

Mockingbird

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>rotandroll</b></i>
<br />
<br />Woke up early morn
<br />Coughing up a fierce, fierce storm
<br />Threw up on my quilt.</end quote>
<br />
<br />Ha ha, I've been there!
<br />
<br />Keep em comin'; these are great!
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />I answer the phone.
<br />You say, "Hey, what is that sound?"
<br />I'm nebulizing.
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />My cat is freaked out
<br />By my nebulizer hose;
<br />Freak on, lil' kitty.
 
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