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LGMClark

New member
A day off of work has been had
To be honest I really am glad
On IV's I get tired
But now I'm inspired
These poems help to not make me so sad :)

The tingle of colistin I feel
Makes me not even want a good meal
The zosyn is bad
It's the first time I've had
Perhaps a banana I'll peel

Tobra and Ceftaz are true
But the last time I felt like the flu
Now this new antibiotic
Makes me feel quite psychotic
I don't like these ones that are new

Some Go-Litely is what I will drink
It should take down this tummy I think
You know that it's bad
if 2 days have been had
and nothing has come to make stink!

It's time for my 1 oclock med
I should probably get out of bed
I've had so much fun
With these poems we've done
I can't wait for more to be said (or read).
 
L

LGMClark

New member
A day off of work has been had
To be honest I really am glad
On IV's I get tired
But now I'm inspired
These poems help to not make me so sad :)

The tingle of colistin I feel
Makes me not even want a good meal
The zosyn is bad
It's the first time I've had
Perhaps a banana I'll peel

Tobra and Ceftaz are true
But the last time I felt like the flu
Now this new antibiotic
Makes me feel quite psychotic
I don't like these ones that are new

Some Go-Litely is what I will drink
It should take down this tummy I think
You know that it's bad
if 2 days have been had
and nothing has come to make stink!

It's time for my 1 oclock med
I should probably get out of bed
I've had so much fun
With these poems we've done
I can't wait for more to be said (or read).
 
L

LGMClark

New member
A day off of work has been had
To be honest I really am glad
On IV's I get tired
But now I'm inspired
These poems help to not make me so sad :)

The tingle of colistin I feel
Makes me not even want a good meal
The zosyn is bad
It's the first time I've had
Perhaps a banana I'll peel

Tobra and Ceftaz are true
But the last time I felt like the flu
Now this new antibiotic
Makes me feel quite psychotic
I don't like these ones that are new

Some Go-Litely is what I will drink
It should take down this tummy I think
You know that it's bad
if 2 days have been had
and nothing has come to make stink!

It's time for my 1 oclock med
I should probably get out of bed
I've had so much fun
With these poems we've done
I can't wait for more to be said (or read).
 
L

LGMClark

New member
A day off of work has been had
To be honest I really am glad
On IV's I get tired
But now I'm inspired
These poems help to not make me so sad :)

The tingle of colistin I feel
Makes me not even want a good meal
The zosyn is bad
It's the first time I've had
Perhaps a banana I'll peel

Tobra and Ceftaz are true
But the last time I felt like the flu
Now this new antibiotic
Makes me feel quite psychotic
I don't like these ones that are new

Some Go-Litely is what I will drink
It should take down this tummy I think
You know that it's bad
if 2 days have been had
and nothing has come to make stink!

It's time for my 1 oclock med
I should probably get out of bed
I've had so much fun
With these poems we've done
I can't wait for more to be said (or read).
 
L

LGMClark

New member
A day off of work has been had
<br />To be honest I really am glad
<br />On IV's I get tired
<br />But now I'm inspired
<br />These poems help to not make me so sad :)
<br />
<br />The tingle of colistin I feel
<br />Makes me not even want a good meal
<br />The zosyn is bad
<br />It's the first time I've had
<br />Perhaps a banana I'll peel
<br />
<br />Tobra and Ceftaz are true
<br />But the last time I felt like the flu
<br />Now this new antibiotic
<br />Makes me feel quite psychotic
<br />I don't like these ones that are new
<br />
<br />Some Go-Litely is what I will drink
<br />It should take down this tummy I think
<br />You know that it's bad
<br />if 2 days have been had
<br />and nothing has come to make stink!
<br />
<br />It's time for my 1 oclock med
<br />I should probably get out of bed
<br />I've had so much fun
<br />With these poems we've done
<br />I can't wait for more to be said (or read).
<br />
<br />
 
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Mockingbird

New member
I hate when everyone sees
My shaky old-man knees.
When I go down the stairs,
I appear to be scared,
And my explanations no one believes.




Whenever I start to sweat,
My shirt gets dripping wet.
So turn on the AC
And point it toward me,
Or a arm-pit hug you'll get!



If vampires or warewolves did bite
On my salty skin tonight,
"He's preseasoned!" they'd say
And without delay
Devour me to their delight.



I am the man with CF
At romance I am the best
You cannot resist
When I give you a kiss
Of my magnificent medicine breath.



I cough and I cough and I cough
And I cough and I cough and I cough
And I hack and I spit
And on the toilet I sit
And I cough and I cough and I cough.




Limerick I thought would be fun,
But of takers I see only one.
Is rhyme too hard
For the amateur bard?
Or can't they make limerick glum?
 
M

Mockingbird

New member
I hate when everyone sees
My shaky old-man knees.
When I go down the stairs,
I appear to be scared,
And my explanations no one believes.




Whenever I start to sweat,
My shirt gets dripping wet.
So turn on the AC
And point it toward me,
Or a arm-pit hug you'll get!



If vampires or warewolves did bite
On my salty skin tonight,
"He's preseasoned!" they'd say
And without delay
Devour me to their delight.



I am the man with CF
At romance I am the best
You cannot resist
When I give you a kiss
Of my magnificent medicine breath.



I cough and I cough and I cough
And I cough and I cough and I cough
And I hack and I spit
And on the toilet I sit
And I cough and I cough and I cough.




Limerick I thought would be fun,
But of takers I see only one.
Is rhyme too hard
For the amateur bard?
Or can't they make limerick glum?
 
M

Mockingbird

New member
I hate when everyone sees
My shaky old-man knees.
When I go down the stairs,
I appear to be scared,
And my explanations no one believes.




Whenever I start to sweat,
My shirt gets dripping wet.
So turn on the AC
And point it toward me,
Or a arm-pit hug you'll get!



If vampires or warewolves did bite
On my salty skin tonight,
"He's preseasoned!" they'd say
And without delay
Devour me to their delight.



I am the man with CF
At romance I am the best
You cannot resist
When I give you a kiss
Of my magnificent medicine breath.



I cough and I cough and I cough
And I cough and I cough and I cough
And I hack and I spit
And on the toilet I sit
And I cough and I cough and I cough.




Limerick I thought would be fun,
But of takers I see only one.
Is rhyme too hard
For the amateur bard?
Or can't they make limerick glum?
 
M

Mockingbird

New member
I hate when everyone sees
My shaky old-man knees.
When I go down the stairs,
I appear to be scared,
And my explanations no one believes.




Whenever I start to sweat,
My shirt gets dripping wet.
So turn on the AC
And point it toward me,
Or a arm-pit hug you'll get!



If vampires or warewolves did bite
On my salty skin tonight,
"He's preseasoned!" they'd say
And without delay
Devour me to their delight.



I am the man with CF
At romance I am the best
You cannot resist
When I give you a kiss
Of my magnificent medicine breath.



I cough and I cough and I cough
And I cough and I cough and I cough
And I hack and I spit
And on the toilet I sit
And I cough and I cough and I cough.




Limerick I thought would be fun,
But of takers I see only one.
Is rhyme too hard
For the amateur bard?
Or can't they make limerick glum?
 
M

Mockingbird

New member
I hate when everyone sees
<br />My shaky old-man knees.
<br />When I go down the stairs,
<br />I appear to be scared,
<br />And my explanations no one believes.
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />Whenever I start to sweat,
<br />My shirt gets dripping wet.
<br />So turn on the AC
<br />And point it toward me,
<br />Or a arm-pit hug you'll get!
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />If vampires or warewolves did bite
<br />On my salty skin tonight,
<br />"He's preseasoned!" they'd say
<br />And without delay
<br />Devour me to their delight.
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />I am the man with CF
<br />At romance I am the best
<br />You cannot resist
<br />When I give you a kiss
<br />Of my magnificent medicine breath.
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />I cough and I cough and I cough
<br />And I cough and I cough and I cough
<br />And I hack and I spit
<br />And on the toilet I sit
<br />And I cough and I cough and I cough.
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />Limerick I thought would be fun,
<br />But of takers I see only one.
<br />Is rhyme too hard
<br />For the amateur bard?
<br />Or can't they make limerick glum?
 
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