CF Lingo

[NYCLawGirl]

I knew someone who jokingly referred to PFTs as her "blow job" <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> I always refered to it as "the box" since we had one of the full out little room machines at my clinic growing up.

I'm right there with you all on calling enzymes "pills." Nebs were "treatment" and clapping was called "PD" (postural drainage?) - we used to have "the board" for that.

I also really like "tune up" for IVs. I swear people at my high school must have thought I was a mechanic with all the "tune ups" I talked about.

 

[NYCLawGirl]

I knew someone who jokingly referred to PFTs as her "blow job" <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> I always refered to it as "the box" since we had one of the full out little room machines at my clinic growing up.

I'm right there with you all on calling enzymes "pills." Nebs were "treatment" and clapping was called "PD" (postural drainage?) - we used to have "the board" for that.

I also really like "tune up" for IVs. I swear people at my high school must have thought I was a mechanic with all the "tune ups" I talked about.

 

[NYCLawGirl]

I knew someone who jokingly referred to PFTs as her "blow job" <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> I always refered to it as "the box" since we had one of the full out little room machines at my clinic growing up.

I'm right there with you all on calling enzymes "pills." Nebs were "treatment" and clapping was called "PD" (postural drainage?) - we used to have "the board" for that.

I also really like "tune up" for IVs. I swear people at my high school must have thought I was a mechanic with all the "tune ups" I talked about.

 

[NYCLawGirl]

I knew someone who jokingly referred to PFTs as her "blow job" <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> I always refered to it as "the box" since we had one of the full out little room machines at my clinic growing up.

I'm right there with you all on calling enzymes "pills." Nebs were "treatment" and clapping was called "PD" (postural drainage?) - we used to have "the board" for that.

I also really like "tune up" for IVs. I swear people at my high school must have thought I was a mechanic with all the "tune ups" I talked about.

 

[NYCLawGirl]

I knew someone who jokingly referred to PFTs as her "blow job" <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> I always refered to it as "the box" since we had one of the full out little room machines at my clinic growing up.
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<br />I'm right there with you all on calling enzymes "pills." Nebs were "treatment" and clapping was called "PD" (postural drainage?) - we used to have "the board" for that.
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<br />I also really like "tune up" for IVs. I swear people at my high school must have thought I was a mechanic with all the "tune ups" I talked about.
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[jdubbs]

That's funny.
I always call my enzymes "pills" too. You'd think they'd have come up with a way so I don't have to take so goddamn many of those eff-ers. When I was a kid, my goal was to set the world record for the number of pills taken in a lifetime. I think I'm ready to forego that glory now.
-James
32 w/ cf

 

[jdubbs]

That's funny.
I always call my enzymes "pills" too. You'd think they'd have come up with a way so I don't have to take so goddamn many of those eff-ers. When I was a kid, my goal was to set the world record for the number of pills taken in a lifetime. I think I'm ready to forego that glory now.
-James
32 w/ cf

 

[jdubbs]

That's funny.
I always call my enzymes "pills" too. You'd think they'd have come up with a way so I don't have to take so goddamn many of those eff-ers. When I was a kid, my goal was to set the world record for the number of pills taken in a lifetime. I think I'm ready to forego that glory now.
-James
32 w/ cf

 

[jdubbs]

That's funny.
I always call my enzymes "pills" too. You'd think they'd have come up with a way so I don't have to take so goddamn many of those eff-ers. When I was a kid, my goal was to set the world record for the number of pills taken in a lifetime. I think I'm ready to forego that glory now.
-James
32 w/ cf

 

[jdubbs]

That's funny.
<br />I always call my enzymes "pills" too. You'd think they'd have come up with a way so I don't have to take so goddamn many of those eff-ers. When I was a kid, my goal was to set the world record for the number of pills taken in a lifetime. I think I'm ready to forego that glory now.
<br />-James
<br />32 w/ cf

 

[jdubbs]

That's funny.
I always call my enzymes "pills" too. You'd think they'd have come up with a way so I don't have to take so goddamn many of those eff-ers. When I was a kid, my goal was to set the world record for the number of pills taken in a lifetime. I think I'm ready to forego that glory now.
-James
32 w/ cf

 

[jdubbs]

That's funny.
I always call my enzymes "pills" too. You'd think they'd have come up with a way so I don't have to take so goddamn many of those eff-ers. When I was a kid, my goal was to set the world record for the number of pills taken in a lifetime. I think I'm ready to forego that glory now.
-James
32 w/ cf

 

[jdubbs]

That's funny.
I always call my enzymes "pills" too. You'd think they'd have come up with a way so I don't have to take so goddamn many of those eff-ers. When I was a kid, my goal was to set the world record for the number of pills taken in a lifetime. I think I'm ready to forego that glory now.
-James
32 w/ cf

 

[jdubbs]

That's funny.
I always call my enzymes "pills" too. You'd think they'd have come up with a way so I don't have to take so goddamn many of those eff-ers. When I was a kid, my goal was to set the world record for the number of pills taken in a lifetime. I think I'm ready to forego that glory now.
-James
32 w/ cf

 

[jdubbs]

That's funny.
<br />I always call my enzymes "pills" too. You'd think they'd have come up with a way so I don't have to take so goddamn many of those eff-ers. When I was a kid, my goal was to set the world record for the number of pills taken in a lifetime. I think I'm ready to forego that glory now.
<br />-James
<br />32 w/ cf

 

[Faust]

When I was younger (teens) and had a private nurse come 3 times a day to give me physical percussion. I would be hanging out and when it was that time to leave to go get my treatments, i'd say "Time to go home and get beat up", or "Time to go home and get my ass beat". I used to street skate and do crazy crap so I would often have visible bruises/scrapes on me, so people that didn't know me well thought I was being massively abused at my house.


I also used to tell some people that I had a thing for big women (my nurse was pretty large), and I pay an older call girl to come and beat my ass. I was a weird kid.

 

[Faust]

When I was younger (teens) and had a private nurse come 3 times a day to give me physical percussion. I would be hanging out and when it was that time to leave to go get my treatments, i'd say "Time to go home and get beat up", or "Time to go home and get my ass beat". I used to street skate and do crazy crap so I would often have visible bruises/scrapes on me, so people that didn't know me well thought I was being massively abused at my house.


I also used to tell some people that I had a thing for big women (my nurse was pretty large), and I pay an older call girl to come and beat my ass. I was a weird kid.

 

[Faust]

When I was younger (teens) and had a private nurse come 3 times a day to give me physical percussion. I would be hanging out and when it was that time to leave to go get my treatments, i'd say "Time to go home and get beat up", or "Time to go home and get my ass beat". I used to street skate and do crazy crap so I would often have visible bruises/scrapes on me, so people that didn't know me well thought I was being massively abused at my house.


I also used to tell some people that I had a thing for big women (my nurse was pretty large), and I pay an older call girl to come and beat my ass. I was a weird kid.

 

[Faust]

When I was younger (teens) and had a private nurse come 3 times a day to give me physical percussion. I would be hanging out and when it was that time to leave to go get my treatments, i'd say "Time to go home and get beat up", or "Time to go home and get my ass beat". I used to street skate and do crazy crap so I would often have visible bruises/scrapes on me, so people that didn't know me well thought I was being massively abused at my house.


I also used to tell some people that I had a thing for big women (my nurse was pretty large), and I pay an older call girl to come and beat my ass. I was a weird kid.

 

[Faust]

When I was younger (teens) and had a private nurse come 3 times a day to give me physical percussion. I would be hanging out and when it was that time to leave to go get my treatments, i'd say "Time to go home and get beat up", or "Time to go home and get my ass beat". I used to street skate and do crazy crap so I would often have visible bruises/scrapes on me, so people that didn't know me well thought I was being massively abused at my house.
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<br />I also used to tell some people that I had a thing for big women (my nurse was pretty large), and I pay an older call girl to come and beat my ass. I was a weird kid.
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