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rotandroll

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I haven't read every response yet, but I thought of two this morning when I woke up.

People who know me really well will ask me, "Did you get it?" when I am coughing-- as in, did I get the certain plug I was trying to cough up. My mom said this to me once in front of a little kid and the kid kept going, "Get what?! GET WHAT?!" It really bothered him he had no idea what I was trying to "get".

I guess also a lot of us with CF are pretty open about BMs. I had a really bad stomach ache one day and my boyfriend of the time and I were driving with a friend in the back of my car. My boyfriend asked if I would feel better if I pooped and I looked in the rear-view mirror and the look of horror on my friend's face was priceless.
 
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rotandroll

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I haven't read every response yet, but I thought of two this morning when I woke up.

People who know me really well will ask me, "Did you get it?" when I am coughing-- as in, did I get the certain plug I was trying to cough up. My mom said this to me once in front of a little kid and the kid kept going, "Get what?! GET WHAT?!" It really bothered him he had no idea what I was trying to "get".

I guess also a lot of us with CF are pretty open about BMs. I had a really bad stomach ache one day and my boyfriend of the time and I were driving with a friend in the back of my car. My boyfriend asked if I would feel better if I pooped and I looked in the rear-view mirror and the look of horror on my friend's face was priceless.
 
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rotandroll

New member
I haven't read every response yet, but I thought of two this morning when I woke up.

People who know me really well will ask me, "Did you get it?" when I am coughing-- as in, did I get the certain plug I was trying to cough up. My mom said this to me once in front of a little kid and the kid kept going, "Get what?! GET WHAT?!" It really bothered him he had no idea what I was trying to "get".

I guess also a lot of us with CF are pretty open about BMs. I had a really bad stomach ache one day and my boyfriend of the time and I were driving with a friend in the back of my car. My boyfriend asked if I would feel better if I pooped and I looked in the rear-view mirror and the look of horror on my friend's face was priceless.
 
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rotandroll

New member
I haven't read every response yet, but I thought of two this morning when I woke up.

People who know me really well will ask me, "Did you get it?" when I am coughing-- as in, did I get the certain plug I was trying to cough up. My mom said this to me once in front of a little kid and the kid kept going, "Get what?! GET WHAT?!" It really bothered him he had no idea what I was trying to "get".

I guess also a lot of us with CF are pretty open about BMs. I had a really bad stomach ache one day and my boyfriend of the time and I were driving with a friend in the back of my car. My boyfriend asked if I would feel better if I pooped and I looked in the rear-view mirror and the look of horror on my friend's face was priceless.
 
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rotandroll

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I haven't read every response yet, but I thought of two this morning when I woke up.
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<br />People who know me really well will ask me, "Did you get it?" when I am coughing-- as in, did I get the certain plug I was trying to cough up. My mom said this to me once in front of a little kid and the kid kept going, "Get what?! GET WHAT?!" It really bothered him he had no idea what I was trying to "get".
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<br />I guess also a lot of us with CF are pretty open about BMs. I had a really bad stomach ache one day and my boyfriend of the time and I were driving with a friend in the back of my car. My boyfriend asked if I would feel better if I pooped and I looked in the rear-view mirror and the look of horror on my friend's face was priceless.
 
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JORDYSMOM

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These are all pretty funny. Jordan has a term for his bathroom activities that is really quite accurate. He tells us he has to "blast a dookie". LOL I told him about SD's "Orange booty blowout", and he got a kick out of that one. I think we need one of those pressure assist toilets. They should be covered by insurance! LOL

Stacey
 
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JORDYSMOM

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These are all pretty funny. Jordan has a term for his bathroom activities that is really quite accurate. He tells us he has to "blast a dookie". LOL I told him about SD's "Orange booty blowout", and he got a kick out of that one. I think we need one of those pressure assist toilets. They should be covered by insurance! LOL

Stacey
 
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JORDYSMOM

New member
These are all pretty funny. Jordan has a term for his bathroom activities that is really quite accurate. He tells us he has to "blast a dookie". LOL I told him about SD's "Orange booty blowout", and he got a kick out of that one. I think we need one of those pressure assist toilets. They should be covered by insurance! LOL

Stacey
 
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JORDYSMOM

New member
These are all pretty funny. Jordan has a term for his bathroom activities that is really quite accurate. He tells us he has to "blast a dookie". LOL I told him about SD's "Orange booty blowout", and he got a kick out of that one. I think we need one of those pressure assist toilets. They should be covered by insurance! LOL

Stacey
 
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JORDYSMOM

New member
These are all pretty funny. Jordan has a term for his bathroom activities that is really quite accurate. He tells us he has to "blast a dookie". LOL I told him about SD's "Orange booty blowout", and he got a kick out of that one. I think we need one of those pressure assist toilets. They should be covered by insurance! LOL
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<br />Stacey
 
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