Confession time

kayleesgrandma

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Hmm, things I shouldn't do but do anyway....do I have enough time, and does my computer have enough memory! If I wanted to be succient, I'd say--shoudn't eat, shoudn't drink, shouldn't spend time getting wide a$$ sitting at the PC!

I'm sorry, I like my little loaves of pumpkin bread I get from the bakery. I love an ice cold brewsky--(have been trying out different kinds, just got done with S. A. and found it too stout.), I love good wine, I love whiskey in my morning coffee(after work), and everything is going to h*** in my house because I can't stay off the computer!

So, if I only would refrain just a little, I wouldn't have to worry about the bathroom scale, or having to take back so many liquor bottles, or wondering why my dishes are having babies in my sink, or the dust bunnies are procrating under my couch!
 

kayleesgrandma

New member
Hmm, things I shouldn't do but do anyway....do I have enough time, and does my computer have enough memory! If I wanted to be succient, I'd say--shoudn't eat, shoudn't drink, shouldn't spend time getting wide a$$ sitting at the PC!

I'm sorry, I like my little loaves of pumpkin bread I get from the bakery. I love an ice cold brewsky--(have been trying out different kinds, just got done with S. A. and found it too stout.), I love good wine, I love whiskey in my morning coffee(after work), and everything is going to h*** in my house because I can't stay off the computer!

So, if I only would refrain just a little, I wouldn't have to worry about the bathroom scale, or having to take back so many liquor bottles, or wondering why my dishes are having babies in my sink, or the dust bunnies are procrating under my couch!
 

kayleesgrandma

New member
Hmm, things I shouldn't do but do anyway....do I have enough time, and does my computer have enough memory! If I wanted to be succient, I'd say--shoudn't eat, shoudn't drink, shouldn't spend time getting wide a$$ sitting at the PC!

I'm sorry, I like my little loaves of pumpkin bread I get from the bakery. I love an ice cold brewsky--(have been trying out different kinds, just got done with S. A. and found it too stout.), I love good wine, I love whiskey in my morning coffee(after work), and everything is going to h*** in my house because I can't stay off the computer!

So, if I only would refrain just a little, I wouldn't have to worry about the bathroom scale, or having to take back so many liquor bottles, or wondering why my dishes are having babies in my sink, or the dust bunnies are procrating under my couch!
 

kayleesgrandma

New member
Hmm, things I shouldn't do but do anyway....do I have enough time, and does my computer have enough memory! If I wanted to be succient, I'd say--shoudn't eat, shoudn't drink, shouldn't spend time getting wide a$$ sitting at the PC!

I'm sorry, I like my little loaves of pumpkin bread I get from the bakery. I love an ice cold brewsky--(have been trying out different kinds, just got done with S. A. and found it too stout.), I love good wine, I love whiskey in my morning coffee(after work), and everything is going to h*** in my house because I can't stay off the computer!

So, if I only would refrain just a little, I wouldn't have to worry about the bathroom scale, or having to take back so many liquor bottles, or wondering why my dishes are having babies in my sink, or the dust bunnies are procrating under my couch!
 

kayleesgrandma

New member
Hmm, things I shouldn't do but do anyway....do I have enough time, and does my computer have enough memory! If I wanted to be succient, I'd say--shoudn't eat, shoudn't drink, shouldn't spend time getting wide a$$ sitting at the PC!

I'm sorry, I like my little loaves of pumpkin bread I get from the bakery. I love an ice cold brewsky--(have been trying out different kinds, just got done with S. A. and found it too stout.), I love good wine, I love whiskey in my morning coffee(after work), and everything is going to h*** in my house because I can't stay off the computer!

So, if I only would refrain just a little, I wouldn't have to worry about the bathroom scale, or having to take back so many liquor bottles, or wondering why my dishes are having babies in my sink, or the dust bunnies are procrating under my couch!
 

lightNlife

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>kayleesgrandma</b></i>

wondering why my dishes are having babies in my sink, or the dust bunnies are procrating under my couch!</end quote></div>

HAHAHAHA! I loved that. How exactly <i>do</i> those naughty little boogers do that?

I prefer to keep a dust rhinoceros under the couch. It scares away the bunnies! j/k
 

lightNlife

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>kayleesgrandma</b></i>

wondering why my dishes are having babies in my sink, or the dust bunnies are procrating under my couch!</end quote></div>

HAHAHAHA! I loved that. How exactly <i>do</i> those naughty little boogers do that?

I prefer to keep a dust rhinoceros under the couch. It scares away the bunnies! j/k
 

lightNlife

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>kayleesgrandma</b></i>

wondering why my dishes are having babies in my sink, or the dust bunnies are procrating under my couch!</end quote></div>

HAHAHAHA! I loved that. How exactly <i>do</i> those naughty little boogers do that?

I prefer to keep a dust rhinoceros under the couch. It scares away the bunnies! j/k
 

lightNlife

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>kayleesgrandma</b></i>

wondering why my dishes are having babies in my sink, or the dust bunnies are procrating under my couch!</end quote>

HAHAHAHA! I loved that. How exactly <i>do</i> those naughty little boogers do that?

I prefer to keep a dust rhinoceros under the couch. It scares away the bunnies! j/k
 

lightNlife

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>kayleesgrandma</b></i>

wondering why my dishes are having babies in my sink, or the dust bunnies are procrating under my couch!</end quote>

HAHAHAHA! I loved that. How exactly <i>do</i> those naughty little boogers do that?

I prefer to keep a dust rhinoceros under the couch. It scares away the bunnies! j/k
 

Faust

New member
Heh, not like Sam Adams? Woman...Here I thought we might have a future together!

/pulls trapdoor lever and sadly watches Kayleesgrandma zoom down like a loony toon character <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0">
 

Faust

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Heh, not like Sam Adams? Woman...Here I thought we might have a future together!

/pulls trapdoor lever and sadly watches Kayleesgrandma zoom down like a loony toon character <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0">
 

Faust

New member
Heh, not like Sam Adams? Woman...Here I thought we might have a future together!

/pulls trapdoor lever and sadly watches Kayleesgrandma zoom down like a loony toon character <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0">
 

Faust

New member
Heh, not like Sam Adams? Woman...Here I thought we might have a future together!

/pulls trapdoor lever and sadly watches Kayleesgrandma zoom down like a loony toon character <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0">
 

Faust

New member
Heh, not like Sam Adams? Woman...Here I thought we might have a future together!

/pulls trapdoor lever and sadly watches Kayleesgrandma zoom down like a loony toon character <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0">
 

kayleesgrandma

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*Puts out feet in perfect simulation of slide stopper in Christmas story*...wait, if it means that much to you, *pulls out last bottle of SAM ADAMS from the fridge, tips head back and s-l-o-w-l-y drinks it dry--wipes mouth--there are you happy now? *Grabs keys to go get another 6pack....
 

kayleesgrandma

New member
*Puts out feet in perfect simulation of slide stopper in Christmas story*...wait, if it means that much to you, *pulls out last bottle of SAM ADAMS from the fridge, tips head back and s-l-o-w-l-y drinks it dry--wipes mouth--there are you happy now? *Grabs keys to go get another 6pack....
 

kayleesgrandma

New member
*Puts out feet in perfect simulation of slide stopper in Christmas story*...wait, if it means that much to you, *pulls out last bottle of SAM ADAMS from the fridge, tips head back and s-l-o-w-l-y drinks it dry--wipes mouth--there are you happy now? *Grabs keys to go get another 6pack....
 

kayleesgrandma

New member
*Puts out feet in perfect simulation of slide stopper in Christmas story*...wait, if it means that much to you, *pulls out last bottle of SAM ADAMS from the fridge, tips head back and s-l-o-w-l-y drinks it dry--wipes mouth--there are you happy now? *Grabs keys to go get another 6pack....
 

kayleesgrandma

New member
*Puts out feet in perfect simulation of slide stopper in Christmas story*...wait, if it means that much to you, *pulls out last bottle of SAM ADAMS from the fridge, tips head back and s-l-o-w-l-y drinks it dry--wipes mouth--there are you happy now? *Grabs keys to go get another 6pack....
 
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