Funny CF Stories

[NoExcuses]

There are some things with CF that just have to make you laugh. We all have stories. Let's share them so we all can have a good laugh.

I'll start


1. It never fails. I'm always on those voice activated phone things where they ask me to speak my request, say the number corresponding to my problem, etc.

And what happens? Yup, I cough. So the system picks up the noise and sends me to what it feels is the corresponding department.

Today I had to explain to my company computer's tech support why I was routed to the "internet" department when I really needed help with a new piece of software on my computer. I coughed when it asked me to say "1" for the internet department.

Call me weird, but I think it's hysterical.



2. I was the fortunate recipient of my first piece of Tiffany jewelry for college graduation. I plane silver ring.

I had a blast when I had to take it back because it turned my finger green. I jokenly told the customer service department that I couldn't wait to tell everyone I knew that Tiffany's sold fake silver.

As all CFers know, it was my salty skin that turned it green - it wasn't fake silver. I tried a few times to get new rings to see if by some miracle they woudln't turn my skin green. But to no avail.

My ring is now white gold and there's no green to be found! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">




What are your funny stories?

 

[NoExcuses]

There are some things with CF that just have to make you laugh. We all have stories. Let's share them so we all can have a good laugh.

I'll start


1. It never fails. I'm always on those voice activated phone things where they ask me to speak my request, say the number corresponding to my problem, etc.

And what happens? Yup, I cough. So the system picks up the noise and sends me to what it feels is the corresponding department.

Today I had to explain to my company computer's tech support why I was routed to the "internet" department when I really needed help with a new piece of software on my computer. I coughed when it asked me to say "1" for the internet department.

Call me weird, but I think it's hysterical.



2. I was the fortunate recipient of my first piece of Tiffany jewelry for college graduation. I plane silver ring.

I had a blast when I had to take it back because it turned my finger green. I jokenly told the customer service department that I couldn't wait to tell everyone I knew that Tiffany's sold fake silver.

As all CFers know, it was my salty skin that turned it green - it wasn't fake silver. I tried a few times to get new rings to see if by some miracle they woudln't turn my skin green. But to no avail.

My ring is now white gold and there's no green to be found! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">




What are your funny stories?

 

[NoExcuses]

There are some things with CF that just have to make you laugh. We all have stories. Let's share them so we all can have a good laugh.

I'll start


1. It never fails. I'm always on those voice activated phone things where they ask me to speak my request, say the number corresponding to my problem, etc.

And what happens? Yup, I cough. So the system picks up the noise and sends me to what it feels is the corresponding department.

Today I had to explain to my company computer's tech support why I was routed to the "internet" department when I really needed help with a new piece of software on my computer. I coughed when it asked me to say "1" for the internet department.

Call me weird, but I think it's hysterical.



2. I was the fortunate recipient of my first piece of Tiffany jewelry for college graduation. I plane silver ring.

I had a blast when I had to take it back because it turned my finger green. I jokenly told the customer service department that I couldn't wait to tell everyone I knew that Tiffany's sold fake silver.

As all CFers know, it was my salty skin that turned it green - it wasn't fake silver. I tried a few times to get new rings to see if by some miracle they woudln't turn my skin green. But to no avail.

My ring is now white gold and there's no green to be found! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">




What are your funny stories?

 

[NoExcuses]

There are some things with CF that just have to make you laugh. We all have stories. Let's share them so we all can have a good laugh.

I'll start


1. It never fails. I'm always on those voice activated phone things where they ask me to speak my request, say the number corresponding to my problem, etc.

And what happens? Yup, I cough. So the system picks up the noise and sends me to what it feels is the corresponding department.

Today I had to explain to my company computer's tech support why I was routed to the "internet" department when I really needed help with a new piece of software on my computer. I coughed when it asked me to say "1" for the internet department.

Call me weird, but I think it's hysterical.



2. I was the fortunate recipient of my first piece of Tiffany jewelry for college graduation. I plane silver ring.

I had a blast when I had to take it back because it turned my finger green. I jokenly told the customer service department that I couldn't wait to tell everyone I knew that Tiffany's sold fake silver.

As all CFers know, it was my salty skin that turned it green - it wasn't fake silver. I tried a few times to get new rings to see if by some miracle they woudln't turn my skin green. But to no avail.

My ring is now white gold and there's no green to be found! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">




What are your funny stories?

 

[NoExcuses]

There are some things with CF that just have to make you laugh. We all have stories. Let's share them so we all can have a good laugh.

I'll start


1. It never fails. I'm always on those voice activated phone things where they ask me to speak my request, say the number corresponding to my problem, etc.

And what happens? Yup, I cough. So the system picks up the noise and sends me to what it feels is the corresponding department.

Today I had to explain to my company computer's tech support why I was routed to the "internet" department when I really needed help with a new piece of software on my computer. I coughed when it asked me to say "1" for the internet department.

Call me weird, but I think it's hysterical.



2. I was the fortunate recipient of my first piece of Tiffany jewelry for college graduation. I plane silver ring.

I had a blast when I had to take it back because it turned my finger green. I jokenly told the customer service department that I couldn't wait to tell everyone I knew that Tiffany's sold fake silver.

As all CFers know, it was my salty skin that turned it green - it wasn't fake silver. I tried a few times to get new rings to see if by some miracle they woudln't turn my skin green. But to no avail.

My ring is now white gold and there's no green to be found! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">




What are your funny stories?

 

[NoExcuses]

There are some things with CF that just have to make you laugh. We all have stories. Let's share them so we all can have a good laugh.

I'll start


1. It never fails. I'm always on those voice activated phone things where they ask me to speak my request, say the number corresponding to my problem, etc.

And what happens? Yup, I cough. So the system picks up the noise and sends me to what it feels is the corresponding department.

Today I had to explain to my company computer's tech support why I was routed to the "internet" department when I really needed help with a new piece of software on my computer. I coughed when it asked me to say "1" for the internet department.

Call me weird, but I think it's hysterical.



2. I was the fortunate recipient of my first piece of Tiffany jewelry for college graduation. I plane silver ring.

I had a blast when I had to take it back because it turned my finger green. I jokenly told the customer service department that I couldn't wait to tell everyone I knew that Tiffany's sold fake silver.

As all CFers know, it was my salty skin that turned it green - it wasn't fake silver. I tried a few times to get new rings to see if by some miracle they woudln't turn my skin green. But to no avail.

My ring is now white gold and there's no green to be found! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">




What are your funny stories?

 

[kswitch]

so i was traveling cross country sans enzymes on a crowded greyhound. i tried to be courteous and use the bathroom at scheduled stops, but i fell alseep and a bomb slipped out. i awoke from the grumblings of the rest of the passengers and wiffed the familair stench of a cf toot....err...blast. my face turned instantly red and i pretended not to wake as they attemtped to id the culprit. i was about to apologize when someone yelled out "daaamn, you better check that baby's drawers!!!" the rest of the passengers followed suit, including me, although i remained silent. i think my neighbor knew the truth, but, thanfully, he didn't rat me out.

i know, i know, it's wrong, but they would have hung me for sure. but for the baby, it was all chalked up to normal baby business!!

 

[kswitch]

so i was traveling cross country sans enzymes on a crowded greyhound. i tried to be courteous and use the bathroom at scheduled stops, but i fell alseep and a bomb slipped out. i awoke from the grumblings of the rest of the passengers and wiffed the familair stench of a cf toot....err...blast. my face turned instantly red and i pretended not to wake as they attemtped to id the culprit. i was about to apologize when someone yelled out "daaamn, you better check that baby's drawers!!!" the rest of the passengers followed suit, including me, although i remained silent. i think my neighbor knew the truth, but, thanfully, he didn't rat me out.

i know, i know, it's wrong, but they would have hung me for sure. but for the baby, it was all chalked up to normal baby business!!

 

[kswitch]

so i was traveling cross country sans enzymes on a crowded greyhound. i tried to be courteous and use the bathroom at scheduled stops, but i fell alseep and a bomb slipped out. i awoke from the grumblings of the rest of the passengers and wiffed the familair stench of a cf toot....err...blast. my face turned instantly red and i pretended not to wake as they attemtped to id the culprit. i was about to apologize when someone yelled out "daaamn, you better check that baby's drawers!!!" the rest of the passengers followed suit, including me, although i remained silent. i think my neighbor knew the truth, but, thanfully, he didn't rat me out.

i know, i know, it's wrong, but they would have hung me for sure. but for the baby, it was all chalked up to normal baby business!!

 

[kswitch]

so i was traveling cross country sans enzymes on a crowded greyhound. i tried to be courteous and use the bathroom at scheduled stops, but i fell alseep and a bomb slipped out. i awoke from the grumblings of the rest of the passengers and wiffed the familair stench of a cf toot....err...blast. my face turned instantly red and i pretended not to wake as they attemtped to id the culprit. i was about to apologize when someone yelled out "daaamn, you better check that baby's drawers!!!" the rest of the passengers followed suit, including me, although i remained silent. i think my neighbor knew the truth, but, thanfully, he didn't rat me out.

i know, i know, it's wrong, but they would have hung me for sure. but for the baby, it was all chalked up to normal baby business!!

 

[kswitch]

so i was traveling cross country sans enzymes on a crowded greyhound. i tried to be courteous and use the bathroom at scheduled stops, but i fell alseep and a bomb slipped out. i awoke from the grumblings of the rest of the passengers and wiffed the familair stench of a cf toot....err...blast. my face turned instantly red and i pretended not to wake as they attemtped to id the culprit. i was about to apologize when someone yelled out "daaamn, you better check that baby's drawers!!!" the rest of the passengers followed suit, including me, although i remained silent. i think my neighbor knew the truth, but, thanfully, he didn't rat me out.

i know, i know, it's wrong, but they would have hung me for sure. but for the baby, it was all chalked up to normal baby business!!

 

[kswitch]

so i was traveling cross country sans enzymes on a crowded greyhound. i tried to be courteous and use the bathroom at scheduled stops, but i fell alseep and a bomb slipped out. i awoke from the grumblings of the rest of the passengers and wiffed the familair stench of a cf toot....err...blast. my face turned instantly red and i pretended not to wake as they attemtped to id the culprit. i was about to apologize when someone yelled out "daaamn, you better check that baby's drawers!!!" the rest of the passengers followed suit, including me, although i remained silent. i think my neighbor knew the truth, but, thanfully, he didn't rat me out.

i know, i know, it's wrong, but they would have hung me for sure. but for the baby, it was all chalked up to normal baby business!!

 

[Breezy]

Well, i don't have CF but yeah...

I was calling into Tellus to activate my minutes for my phone, and you can either manually type in the printed code or push the numbers. The autmated voice on the other end hadn't stopped talking yet, and of course, i went and coughed, and 'she' stopped speaking and said, "I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as a valid entry."

 

[Breezy]

Well, i don't have CF but yeah...

I was calling into Tellus to activate my minutes for my phone, and you can either manually type in the printed code or push the numbers. The autmated voice on the other end hadn't stopped talking yet, and of course, i went and coughed, and 'she' stopped speaking and said, "I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as a valid entry."

 

[Breezy]

Well, i don't have CF but yeah...

I was calling into Tellus to activate my minutes for my phone, and you can either manually type in the printed code or push the numbers. The autmated voice on the other end hadn't stopped talking yet, and of course, i went and coughed, and 'she' stopped speaking and said, "I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as a valid entry."

 

[Breezy]

Well, i don't have CF but yeah...

I was calling into Tellus to activate my minutes for my phone, and you can either manually type in the printed code or push the numbers. The autmated voice on the other end hadn't stopped talking yet, and of course, i went and coughed, and 'she' stopped speaking and said, "I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as a valid entry."

 

[Breezy]

Well, i don't have CF but yeah...

I was calling into Tellus to activate my minutes for my phone, and you can either manually type in the printed code or push the numbers. The autmated voice on the other end hadn't stopped talking yet, and of course, i went and coughed, and 'she' stopped speaking and said, "I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as a valid entry."

 

[Breezy]

Well, i don't have CF but yeah...

I was calling into Tellus to activate my minutes for my phone, and you can either manually type in the printed code or push the numbers. The autmated voice on the other end hadn't stopped talking yet, and of course, i went and coughed, and 'she' stopped speaking and said, "I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as a valid entry."

 

[MCGrad2006]

I have a few as well...

1) The other day I was at work selling shoes, hacking up all my lungs when someone said "Oh you sound terrible" And usually, I just blow this off with oh its allergies and whatnot....doesnt bother me anymore, im so used to it. Well this woman kept going and the thing that made it funny was that she said "OMG I have had that before. The EXACT same thing, all you wanna do is cough up the mucus. Last summer, I was on a cruise, (yadda yadda, blah blah), well you should take mucinex and sudafed." And if I had told her my life story like she did me, she prob would have felt like a ***** for sympathizing. Anyway, like I said, I dont know her situation or what she was going through, but I just think it was HILARIOUS...thats better than the usual "oh allergies" "are you sick?" so yea hahaha.

2) As far as farts go, I work with autistic children, and they fart pretty readily and with no shame AT ALL. So if I let out a stinky one, I could just chalk it up to them. LIke these kids, not even kidding....let off the LOUDEST farts ever (tho usually not stinky like mine)...one kids fart reverberated agaisnt his plastic chair the other day.

3) Anyone have stories about spitting up mucus? YUP RIGHT HERE! I have spit mucus out the window of my car...and it STUCK....ummmm on to the keyboard of my comp....oh yea and onto my sleeve at work! And yes my shirt was stained green! LOL

 

[MCGrad2006]

I have a few as well...

1) The other day I was at work selling shoes, hacking up all my lungs when someone said "Oh you sound terrible" And usually, I just blow this off with oh its allergies and whatnot....doesnt bother me anymore, im so used to it. Well this woman kept going and the thing that made it funny was that she said "OMG I have had that before. The EXACT same thing, all you wanna do is cough up the mucus. Last summer, I was on a cruise, (yadda yadda, blah blah), well you should take mucinex and sudafed." And if I had told her my life story like she did me, she prob would have felt like a ***** for sympathizing. Anyway, like I said, I dont know her situation or what she was going through, but I just think it was HILARIOUS...thats better than the usual "oh allergies" "are you sick?" so yea hahaha.

2) As far as farts go, I work with autistic children, and they fart pretty readily and with no shame AT ALL. So if I let out a stinky one, I could just chalk it up to them. LIke these kids, not even kidding....let off the LOUDEST farts ever (tho usually not stinky like mine)...one kids fart reverberated agaisnt his plastic chair the other day.

3) Anyone have stories about spitting up mucus? YUP RIGHT HERE! I have spit mucus out the window of my car...and it STUCK....ummmm on to the keyboard of my comp....oh yea and onto my sleeve at work! And yes my shirt was stained green! LOL