Funny CF Stories

[Amelie]

ok, my husband has been pestering me to post this so here I go...
At the beginning of our relationship (we have been together a bit over 3 years and married for almost 1), we were laying in bed, naked well past one in the morning and he was coughing and having such a hard time catching his breath I actually considered getting dressed, get HIM dressed and go get his parents.... thankfully I didn't have to, and made the mistake of telling my husband the next morning (he has been teasing me about this since then)

 

[Amelie]

ok, my husband has been pestering me to post this so here I go...
At the beginning of our relationship (we have been together a bit over 3 years and married for almost 1), we were laying in bed, naked well past one in the morning and he was coughing and having such a hard time catching his breath I actually considered getting dressed, get HIM dressed and go get his parents.... thankfully I didn't have to, and made the mistake of telling my husband the next morning (he has been teasing me about this since then)

 

[AnD]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>becca23</b></i>

I know hoe you are feeling Jenn. I have the same problem.</end quote></div>

Same here.*sigh* I just keep putting off the trip to the specialist because I don't want to hear the words "more medicines" or "surgery"... btw, I like the Tena better than the Poise...lol <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

 

[AnD]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>becca23</b></i>

I know hoe you are feeling Jenn. I have the same problem.</end quote></div>

Same here.*sigh* I just keep putting off the trip to the specialist because I don't want to hear the words "more medicines" or "surgery"... btw, I like the Tena better than the Poise...lol <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

 

[AnD]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>becca23</b></i>

I know hoe you are feeling Jenn. I have the same problem.</end quote></div>

Same here.*sigh* I just keep putting off the trip to the specialist because I don't want to hear the words "more medicines" or "surgery"... btw, I like the Tena better than the Poise...lol <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

 

[AnD]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>becca23</b></i>

I know hoe you are feeling Jenn. I have the same problem.</end quote></div>

Same here.*sigh* I just keep putting off the trip to the specialist because I don't want to hear the words "more medicines" or "surgery"... btw, I like the Tena better than the Poise...lol <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

 

[AnD]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>becca23</b></i>

I know hoe you are feeling Jenn. I have the same problem.</end quote>

Same here.*sigh* I just keep putting off the trip to the specialist because I don't want to hear the words "more medicines" or "surgery"... btw, I like the Tena better than the Poise...lol <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

 

[AnD]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>becca23</b></i>

I know hoe you are feeling Jenn. I have the same problem.</end quote>

Same here.*sigh* I just keep putting off the trip to the specialist because I don't want to hear the words "more medicines" or "surgery"... btw, I like the Tena better than the Poise...lol <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

 

[purpleangel28282]

Well lets see, 5 years ago (8th grade), I was sitting in class having some really bad gas and I was trying desperately to hold it in, because normally mine are silent and deadly. It was dead silent in the room and it slipped...but it wasn't silent, not at ALL. It was SO loud; everyone just started cracking up. Luckily no one pointed to me or asked if it was me and for once it didn't totally reek, so I got lucky.
Oh gosh, a really embarrassing-I-can't-believe-I'm-telling-this story, I was driving home from school, which is a 30 minute drive, and I was having major gas issues (like, stool gas, not just fart gas). I'd gone to the bathroom before I left-which is a chore in itself because I'd have to find the least used bathroom and lock the door and hope no one tried to get in or saw me leaving it, but I really had to go again like ten minutes later. I tried SO hard to hold it and I ALMOST made it home without incident but it came out and I had a lovely stain on my pants/underwear that wouldn't come out. I actually had to throw out my pants because it wouldn't come out...and they were my favorite pair.
I think that's all...*dies of embarrassment*

 

[purpleangel28282]

Well lets see, 5 years ago (8th grade), I was sitting in class having some really bad gas and I was trying desperately to hold it in, because normally mine are silent and deadly. It was dead silent in the room and it slipped...but it wasn't silent, not at ALL. It was SO loud; everyone just started cracking up. Luckily no one pointed to me or asked if it was me and for once it didn't totally reek, so I got lucky.
Oh gosh, a really embarrassing-I-can't-believe-I'm-telling-this story, I was driving home from school, which is a 30 minute drive, and I was having major gas issues (like, stool gas, not just fart gas). I'd gone to the bathroom before I left-which is a chore in itself because I'd have to find the least used bathroom and lock the door and hope no one tried to get in or saw me leaving it, but I really had to go again like ten minutes later. I tried SO hard to hold it and I ALMOST made it home without incident but it came out and I had a lovely stain on my pants/underwear that wouldn't come out. I actually had to throw out my pants because it wouldn't come out...and they were my favorite pair.
I think that's all...*dies of embarrassment*

 

[purpleangel28282]

Well lets see, 5 years ago (8th grade), I was sitting in class having some really bad gas and I was trying desperately to hold it in, because normally mine are silent and deadly. It was dead silent in the room and it slipped...but it wasn't silent, not at ALL. It was SO loud; everyone just started cracking up. Luckily no one pointed to me or asked if it was me and for once it didn't totally reek, so I got lucky.
Oh gosh, a really embarrassing-I-can't-believe-I'm-telling-this story, I was driving home from school, which is a 30 minute drive, and I was having major gas issues (like, stool gas, not just fart gas). I'd gone to the bathroom before I left-which is a chore in itself because I'd have to find the least used bathroom and lock the door and hope no one tried to get in or saw me leaving it, but I really had to go again like ten minutes later. I tried SO hard to hold it and I ALMOST made it home without incident but it came out and I had a lovely stain on my pants/underwear that wouldn't come out. I actually had to throw out my pants because it wouldn't come out...and they were my favorite pair.
I think that's all...*dies of embarrassment*

 

[purpleangel28282]

Well lets see, 5 years ago (8th grade), I was sitting in class having some really bad gas and I was trying desperately to hold it in, because normally mine are silent and deadly. It was dead silent in the room and it slipped...but it wasn't silent, not at ALL. It was SO loud; everyone just started cracking up. Luckily no one pointed to me or asked if it was me and for once it didn't totally reek, so I got lucky.
Oh gosh, a really embarrassing-I-can't-believe-I'm-telling-this story, I was driving home from school, which is a 30 minute drive, and I was having major gas issues (like, stool gas, not just fart gas). I'd gone to the bathroom before I left-which is a chore in itself because I'd have to find the least used bathroom and lock the door and hope no one tried to get in or saw me leaving it, but I really had to go again like ten minutes later. I tried SO hard to hold it and I ALMOST made it home without incident but it came out and I had a lovely stain on my pants/underwear that wouldn't come out. I actually had to throw out my pants because it wouldn't come out...and they were my favorite pair.
I think that's all...*dies of embarrassment*

 

[purpleangel28282]

Well lets see, 5 years ago (8th grade), I was sitting in class having some really bad gas and I was trying desperately to hold it in, because normally mine are silent and deadly. It was dead silent in the room and it slipped...but it wasn't silent, not at ALL. It was SO loud; everyone just started cracking up. Luckily no one pointed to me or asked if it was me and for once it didn't totally reek, so I got lucky.
Oh gosh, a really embarrassing-I-can't-believe-I'm-telling-this story, I was driving home from school, which is a 30 minute drive, and I was having major gas issues (like, stool gas, not just fart gas). I'd gone to the bathroom before I left-which is a chore in itself because I'd have to find the least used bathroom and lock the door and hope no one tried to get in or saw me leaving it, but I really had to go again like ten minutes later. I tried SO hard to hold it and I ALMOST made it home without incident but it came out and I had a lovely stain on my pants/underwear that wouldn't come out. I actually had to throw out my pants because it wouldn't come out...and they were my favorite pair.
I think that's all...*dies of embarrassment*

 

[purpleangel28282]

Well lets see, 5 years ago (8th grade), I was sitting in class having some really bad gas and I was trying desperately to hold it in, because normally mine are silent and deadly. It was dead silent in the room and it slipped...but it wasn't silent, not at ALL. It was SO loud; everyone just started cracking up. Luckily no one pointed to me or asked if it was me and for once it didn't totally reek, so I got lucky.
Oh gosh, a really embarrassing-I-can't-believe-I'm-telling-this story, I was driving home from school, which is a 30 minute drive, and I was having major gas issues (like, stool gas, not just fart gas). I'd gone to the bathroom before I left-which is a chore in itself because I'd have to find the least used bathroom and lock the door and hope no one tried to get in or saw me leaving it, but I really had to go again like ten minutes later. I tried SO hard to hold it and I ALMOST made it home without incident but it came out and I had a lovely stain on my pants/underwear that wouldn't come out. I actually had to throw out my pants because it wouldn't come out...and they were my favorite pair.
I think that's all...*dies of embarrassment*

 

[JazzysMom]

IN high school my BF & I were at a party & I had to poop so I did. The party was in a little trailer with poor plumbing. Well at that time my poop was like logs so needless to say it didnt flush & floated there for the next person. OF course the next person made a big deal out of it & everyone was trying to figure out who did it. Someone said that I was the last one in there, but no one else would believe that huge log could come out of little old me. SOOOOOOOO I pretended like I had no idea. We had a change in enzymes then!

 

[JazzysMom]

IN high school my BF & I were at a party & I had to poop so I did. The party was in a little trailer with poor plumbing. Well at that time my poop was like logs so needless to say it didnt flush & floated there for the next person. OF course the next person made a big deal out of it & everyone was trying to figure out who did it. Someone said that I was the last one in there, but no one else would believe that huge log could come out of little old me. SOOOOOOOO I pretended like I had no idea. We had a change in enzymes then!

 

[JazzysMom]

IN high school my BF & I were at a party & I had to poop so I did. The party was in a little trailer with poor plumbing. Well at that time my poop was like logs so needless to say it didnt flush & floated there for the next person. OF course the next person made a big deal out of it & everyone was trying to figure out who did it. Someone said that I was the last one in there, but no one else would believe that huge log could come out of little old me. SOOOOOOOO I pretended like I had no idea. We had a change in enzymes then!

 

[JazzysMom]

IN high school my BF & I were at a party & I had to poop so I did. The party was in a little trailer with poor plumbing. Well at that time my poop was like logs so needless to say it didnt flush & floated there for the next person. OF course the next person made a big deal out of it & everyone was trying to figure out who did it. Someone said that I was the last one in there, but no one else would believe that huge log could come out of little old me. SOOOOOOOO I pretended like I had no idea. We had a change in enzymes then!

 

[JazzysMom]

IN high school my BF & I were at a party & I had to poop so I did. The party was in a little trailer with poor plumbing. Well at that time my poop was like logs so needless to say it didnt flush & floated there for the next person. OF course the next person made a big deal out of it & everyone was trying to figure out who did it. Someone said that I was the last one in there, but no one else would believe that huge log could come out of little old me. SOOOOOOOO I pretended like I had no idea. We had a change in enzymes then!

 

[JazzysMom]

IN high school my BF & I were at a party & I had to poop so I did. The party was in a little trailer with poor plumbing. Well at that time my poop was like logs so needless to say it didnt flush & floated there for the next person. OF course the next person made a big deal out of it & everyone was trying to figure out who did it. Someone said that I was the last one in there, but no one else would believe that huge log could come out of little old me. SOOOOOOOO I pretended like I had no idea. We had a change in enzymes then!