Jokes!

[65rosessamurai]

Teri,
You may have to PM me on those Jokes!! I live a sheltered life here, as you can tell by the date of the last joke I heard (1992!).
The reply to the question, "They both irritate 'Bush'!"
(and "Bush" won't get asterick'd out!)

 

[anonymous]

i have one , it's really silly though. here goes! knock knock!!! who's there? i dunnup! be sure to tell your kids<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

 

[goingup]

if you are an american when you enter the restroom, and you are an american when you exit the restroom, what are you while you are in the restroom?????????......... URAPEEIN.......... GET IT, EUROPEAN!!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

 

[65rosessamurai]

What's yellow and has one wing?.....My Mother in Law's cockatiel!
What's big, has two feet, two hands, eats bananas and causes the house to shake when walking and reeks terror everywhere?...My Mother in Law!!
What flies on a broomstick at night on a full moon?...Nope! It's my ex-wife! (Haha!)

 

[JazzysMom]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>goingup</b></i>

if you are an american when you enter the restroom, and you are an american when you exit the restroom, what are you while you are in the restroom?????????......... URAPEEIN.......... GET IT, EUROPEAN!!<img src=""></end quote></div>


LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!