kiddos tooting in public

CFHockeyMom

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Ok, I've got more...

Sean calls his butt his "deadly weapon". He started this when one day his dad was tickling him. Sean is very ticklish and as such doesn't care for it much. Well, he decided that if his dad was going to tickle him, he would unleash his deadly weapon. It works like a charm. My husband stops immeadiately with the tickling and covers his nose. All the while Sean is just laughing and laughing. The precursor to this was when we used to do manual CPT. Sean would fart just so we'd stop.

Last week at clinic, Sean thought it would be funny to go let one rip by his dad who happened to be sitting by the door. Well, no sooner did he let one rip and his Dr. walked in. Sean was practically in tears he was laughing so hard.

We also have a new phrase we're using around here. We stole it from the cartoon short on the Madagascar DVD. There's an old lady trying to find the squeaker in a real penguin. The penguin farts and the lady is satisfied that she's found the squeaker. So now we tell Sean to "Shut his squeaker" or if he trys to sneak in an SBD we'll ask him if he "used his squeaker".

We have lots of fun with gas around here. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

CFHockeyMom

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Ok, I've got more...

Sean calls his butt his "deadly weapon". He started this when one day his dad was tickling him. Sean is very ticklish and as such doesn't care for it much. Well, he decided that if his dad was going to tickle him, he would unleash his deadly weapon. It works like a charm. My husband stops immeadiately with the tickling and covers his nose. All the while Sean is just laughing and laughing. The precursor to this was when we used to do manual CPT. Sean would fart just so we'd stop.

Last week at clinic, Sean thought it would be funny to go let one rip by his dad who happened to be sitting by the door. Well, no sooner did he let one rip and his Dr. walked in. Sean was practically in tears he was laughing so hard.

We also have a new phrase we're using around here. We stole it from the cartoon short on the Madagascar DVD. There's an old lady trying to find the squeaker in a real penguin. The penguin farts and the lady is satisfied that she's found the squeaker. So now we tell Sean to "Shut his squeaker" or if he trys to sneak in an SBD we'll ask him if he "used his squeaker".

We have lots of fun with gas around here. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

ktsmom

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dyza</b></i>

As my old Gran used to say ''better out than in'', bless her.</end quote></div>


I thought it was Shrek that said that.......LOL....but I always pictured Shrek as a Scotsman so its all making sense to me now!

Dana
Mom to Katy (3, cf) and Kyra (6, no cf)
 

ktsmom

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dyza</b></i>

As my old Gran used to say ''better out than in'', bless her.</end quote></div>


I thought it was Shrek that said that.......LOL....but I always pictured Shrek as a Scotsman so its all making sense to me now!

Dana
Mom to Katy (3, cf) and Kyra (6, no cf)
 

ktsmom

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dyza</b></i>

As my old Gran used to say ''better out than in'', bless her.</end quote></div>


I thought it was Shrek that said that.......LOL....but I always pictured Shrek as a Scotsman so its all making sense to me now!

Dana
Mom to Katy (3, cf) and Kyra (6, no cf)
 

EnergyGal

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This thread is hysterical. Just had to find something to add so here goes
<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Zz5HyLr49A">http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Zz5HyLr49A</a>
 

EnergyGal

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This thread is hysterical. Just had to find something to add so here goes
<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Zz5HyLr49A">http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Zz5HyLr49A</a>
 

EnergyGal

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This thread is hysterical. Just had to find something to add so here goes
<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Zz5HyLr49A">http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Zz5HyLr49A</a>
 

EnergyGal

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<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=FujukkkW2Y0&mode=related&search=">http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fuj...0&mode=related&search=</a>
 

EnergyGal

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<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=FujukkkW2Y0&mode=related&search=">http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fuj...0&mode=related&search=</a>
 

EnergyGal

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<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=FujukkkW2Y0&mode=related&search=">http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fuj...0&mode=related&search=</a>
 

Foody

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I am LOL here...the video reminds my of what my husband did to me when I was pregnant. I had rotten ones when I was pregnant and he was so sick of if toward the end. One day we are watching TV (I'm about 8 months along) and I ripped one. I look over and he is wearing a respirator mask (like the ones you use to do woodworking). I about lost it! He said in no way was he removing it until we weren't in the same room together! He wore it to whole evening and slept in another room!

Hey they should see what happens to them when another human being is growing inside them!

And why is it your own do not bother you as much as someone elses? What's up with that?
 

Foody

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I am LOL here...the video reminds my of what my husband did to me when I was pregnant. I had rotten ones when I was pregnant and he was so sick of if toward the end. One day we are watching TV (I'm about 8 months along) and I ripped one. I look over and he is wearing a respirator mask (like the ones you use to do woodworking). I about lost it! He said in no way was he removing it until we weren't in the same room together! He wore it to whole evening and slept in another room!

Hey they should see what happens to them when another human being is growing inside them!

And why is it your own do not bother you as much as someone elses? What's up with that?
 

Foody

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I am LOL here...the video reminds my of what my husband did to me when I was pregnant. I had rotten ones when I was pregnant and he was so sick of if toward the end. One day we are watching TV (I'm about 8 months along) and I ripped one. I look over and he is wearing a respirator mask (like the ones you use to do woodworking). I about lost it! He said in no way was he removing it until we weren't in the same room together! He wore it to whole evening and slept in another room!

Hey they should see what happens to them when another human being is growing inside them!

And why is it your own do not bother you as much as someone elses? What's up with that?
 

babimam

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My son loves to fart and run lol ! We call them silent but deadlies. He has always been gassy even as a tiny baby. I will never forget going shopping with him as a baby and having him blow an sbd, people would give me the dirtiest looks, I guess it was hard to imagine such a smell coming from a tiny baby.
 

babimam

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My son loves to fart and run lol ! We call them silent but deadlies. He has always been gassy even as a tiny baby. I will never forget going shopping with him as a baby and having him blow an sbd, people would give me the dirtiest looks, I guess it was hard to imagine such a smell coming from a tiny baby.
 

babimam

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My son loves to fart and run lol ! We call them silent but deadlies. He has always been gassy even as a tiny baby. I will never forget going shopping with him as a baby and having him blow an sbd, people would give me the dirtiest looks, I guess it was hard to imagine such a smell coming from a tiny baby.
 
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