more slang words

janjoe

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ps . my husband hates this side of my personality<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0"> he grew up in the wilds of west wales(farming country) and bodily functions mean nothing to him. to me , they are hilarious<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> give me "that scene in the nutty professer" you know the one, i'm rolling around on the floor!!!! good job you and i are not married, not an ideal situation to bring children up in. lol one is enough in any relationship.<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
 
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65rosessamurai

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Mentioning things like the "Nutty Professor", I couldn't stop laughing whenever I saw it! And, "Blazing Saddles", with them all sittin' around the campfire eating beans! Anyone notice the flame in the campfire was getting higher??
I learned some slang words from movies I saw..."Someone step on a duck?"-Rodney Dangerfield-
Then there were some others that come to mind "Buck Snort", (LOL), "break wind", "cut the cheese", "Rip one!", and some useful tricks like "Hey, Pull my finger".
In Japan, the Japanese like to use sounds to describe things, and passing gas is no exception. "Hei (pronounced 'hey') wo detta" would be a humble phrase for breaking wind, or just "Buu" (Pronounced as "Boo") would just be a word for breaking wind. I'm sure there are a few more "colorfull" phrases, but I hadn't been exposed to that kind of language, yet!
When I first met my wife, we were on a road trip and I heard an odd, but familiar sound, and she soon says "excuse me!". I replied, "What'd ya do, fart?". She goes, "Yea, so sorry" <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
I remember a childhood melody that went something like this..."Beans Beans, good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart"..."Beans Beans, the natural fruit, the more you eat, the more you TOOT!"
 

anonymous

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Beans, Beans, my favorite fruit
the more you eat, the more you toot
the more you toot, the better you feel
thats why I eat beans at every meal!
 

JazzysMom

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>anonymous</b></i>

Beans, Beans, my favorite fruit

the more you eat, the more you toot

the more you toot, the better you feel

thats why I eat beans at every meal!</end quote></div>


Another version:

Bean, beans good for the heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
 

anonymous

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>anonymous</b></i>

Botty burp

Blowing off



Charlotte ()0()</end quote></div>


hahahaha ( )o( )
 

goingup

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peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, a peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked, if peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peck of pickled peppers did peter piper pick?<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif" border="0">
 

janjoe

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i'm really glad you are all enjoying this thread ( you clearly are) <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> lol. to craig , sorry i missed you yesterday, i would be pleased to join you for a chat. if you tell me how to do it (never done it before)<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> the japanese words are cool<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif" border="0"> you must be clever to learn all those words ( so different from english). hope that doesn't sound patronising<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0"> ps i always put in "emotions" so people don't misunderstand and think i am" trying" to be smart. take care janet. pps i am in a really good mood today.<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
 

janjoe

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i forgot to say, my favorite euphinism so far is TOOT. it's sweet . now i'm just gonna be really cheeky and tell you " i won't allow the word "fart in my house" <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0"> i know i have a nerve seeing as i started this thread off!!!!!!!!! i just don't like it . it's common language here now , even kids say it!!!!!!!!!!!
 

julie

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Why fart??? Does it just rub you the wrong way or is it kind of foul language in the UK??? Here it's probably on of the more common words. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 

janjoe

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yeah! it just rubs the wrong way. it used to be considered vulgar in the uk. so i still consider it to be crude. it's a hard sounding word. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif" border="0"> daft really !!!!!! i mean i swear like a trouper sometimes. !!!!!!!!!!!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> everybody will be saying "don't talk to that one she's obsessed with f**ting and swears like a trouper ".lol.
 

dyza

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Hi Janet, if you look around the top of the page, on that band of blue, you'll find a list of words : new topic, profile etc, etc, well thats where the chat server is. I was on this site for 5 month before i found it, DOH................bumclap
 

JennifersHope

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burping out your butt is what my friends girls say... that always makes me crack up..

In my house growing up, we didn't have a name for that.. we didn't acknowledge it at all, and never dared to do it in front of someone ever.
 

JazzysMom

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>JennifersHope</b></i>

burping out your butt is what my friends girls say... that always makes me crack up..



In my house growing up, we didn't have a name for that.. we didn't acknowledge it at all, and never dared to do it in front of someone ever.</end quote></div>


OMG Jenn.....if your family is still like that I would not be very liked LOL!
 
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melleemac

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My favourite one that Ive heard is......Men fart but ladies fluff, lol.
Mel
 

anonymous

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This is too funny.

Reading through these I remember

"burbed my bottom"

"fluffy"

"stinkyed"

"ripped one"

hahahahahahaha, Where is Sean when you need hime?
 
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