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To Balance Out.. Things That Annoy You About CFers
- Thread starter Emily65Roses
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When my friends and I go out, I'm always complaining about walking to the next place. Am I the only person who thinks to bring cab money?
Eating alot when I go on a date. Poor guys are empting out their wallets.
It's just not fair that I can eat whatever I want and still wear a size zero!
Debbie
23 w/ CF
Eating alot when I go on a date. Poor guys are empting out their wallets.
It's just not fair that I can eat whatever I want and still wear a size zero!
Debbie
23 w/ CF
I'm like that bout walking too but my friends don't really understand. They think I'm lazy and arent vey sympathetic!
But how do you eat so much??? I'm the complete opposite, I think I'd finish the starter-if that- and would have enough! Are you on steroids? <img src="i/expressions/musicnote.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/rose.gif" border="0">
But how do you eat so much??? I'm the complete opposite, I think I'd finish the starter-if that- and would have enough! Are you on steroids? <img src="i/expressions/musicnote.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/rose.gif" border="0">
Emily65Roses
New member
To the Friday 6:10pm post... I used to do that all the time when I was little. My mom would take me to the grocery store with her, and I'd fart, and then run around the corner. I'd leave her in the "dust" so to speak, and then listen carefully to the way people reacted in the previous aisle when they smelled it. lol I don't remember even doing it, but my mom has told me the stories.
I have had so much fun with my gas too. I am so glad that you seem to have embraced your "Superpower". I am just about 33 yrs. of age, and this never gets old. Perhaps its because I am a male, perhaps it is basically humorous to the human condition. Who is to say? But, boy do I have some stories. Thanks for sharing yours! You put a smile on my face, and those can be difficult to come by.
LilStrawberyShortness
New member
LMAO! emily hahaha i do that still! and for people who dont know...lol im 14 almost 15...im like a 2-3 year old though...ive woken my cousin up before by farting in her face....she laughed....and dont say its gross cause its notttt :'(
LilStrawberyShortness
New member
lol ohwell...its liveable...i was at the store yesterday and we were walking into Walmart and i burped wicked loud and this country guy was like "wow i have to say that very much impressed me" lol we can get away with so much stuff normal people cant!!! =D
This one makes me laugh after all these years....... One night i woke up and found my husband ( now ex husband) sleeping in the couch in the living room. When i asked him why he was out there he told me he was awoken by my "chain farting" and couldnt stand it anymore, so he had to relocate himself. LOL .... still gives me such a laugh
btw ~ the only time that happens to me is when i eat a large amount of cottage cheese and forget my enzymes, which i obviously did that night...........<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
~Diane 40 / cf / diabetes / b.cepacia
btw ~ the only time that happens to me is when i eat a large amount of cottage cheese and forget my enzymes, which i obviously did that night...........<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
~Diane 40 / cf / diabetes / b.cepacia
I cant stop laughing this thread is so funny! When I first started dating my BF, I didn't fart around him cause I was too embarrased. Well one day I wasnt feeling too good cause I just held in my gas so I wouldnt scare him away and he asked me what was wrong and i told him and he said that he didnt care if I farted. Well he thought that I didn't do it very much. LOL! Was he in for a treat...well not really a treat! Well nowadays when he farts I get away from him cause he smells more than me. Also when we go to places together and I let out an SBD(silent but deadly), he gags but then he lets out one and I say Ewww!! and we usually see someone coming so we hurry and get out of there. LOL!
Danielle, 20 w/CF
Danielle, 20 w/CF
Emily65Roses
New member
I didn't fart in front of my boyfriend right away either. I think it took me a good 6 months to get comfortable with it. When I finally did, he didn't care. When I reek something awful, he's actually proud of it. Mike and his best friend Jay brag to their other guy friends about his tiny little girlfriend and her amazing man-like belching and farting abilities. Haaaa.
LilStrawberyShortness
New member
sorry! forgot to log in again!!! =D its Brandi!!! lol
Emily65Roses
Too funny...this Forum is halarious as well!
Things that may annoy my friends:
1/ Coughing - I have to stop in middle of stories, during tv shows, walking around downtown
2/ I sweat allot so by the end of the day I stink! When I barrow a friends shirt or whatever I'm sure the stench must make them sick
3/ I rarely walk and usually drive or take cabs everywhere
4/ I can eat all the McDonalds and drink all the coke I want and still be a size two
5/ I have a coughing fit and spit into whatever closest ex..cereal bowls, glasses, garbage..then forget to put it away
6/ I have to stop the car to spit or puke sometimes while they sit there and have to listen and watch
7/ I brush my teeth and tounge so hard sometimes it make me gag
8/ When I was a baby my mom said everyone had a very hard time changing my diapers
9/ I ask them to stop making me laugh, it hurts sometimes
10/ Farting...man can I let them go!
Too funny...this Forum is halarious as well!
Things that may annoy my friends:
1/ Coughing - I have to stop in middle of stories, during tv shows, walking around downtown
2/ I sweat allot so by the end of the day I stink! When I barrow a friends shirt or whatever I'm sure the stench must make them sick
3/ I rarely walk and usually drive or take cabs everywhere
4/ I can eat all the McDonalds and drink all the coke I want and still be a size two
5/ I have a coughing fit and spit into whatever closest ex..cereal bowls, glasses, garbage..then forget to put it away
6/ I have to stop the car to spit or puke sometimes while they sit there and have to listen and watch
7/ I brush my teeth and tounge so hard sometimes it make me gag
8/ When I was a baby my mom said everyone had a very hard time changing my diapers
9/ I ask them to stop making me laugh, it hurts sometimes
10/ Farting...man can I let them go!
Emily65Roses
Too funny...this Forum is halarious as well!
Things that may annoy my friends:
1/ Coughing - I have to stop in middle of stories, during tv shows, walking around downtown
2/ I sweat allot so by the end of the day I stink! When I barrow a friends shirt or whatever I'm sure the stench must make them sick
3/ I rarely walk and usually drive or take cabs everywhere
4/ I can eat all the McDonalds and drink all the coke I want and still be a size two
5/ I have a coughing fit and spit into whatever closest ex..cereal bowls, glasses, garbage..then forget to put it away
6/ I have to stop the car to spit or puke sometimes while they sit there and have to listen and watch
7/ I brush my teeth and tounge so hard sometimes it make me gag
8/ When I was a baby my mom said everyone had a very hard time changing my diapers
9/ I ask them to stop making me laugh, it hurts sometimes
10/ Farting...man can I let them go!
Carly
28 F
Toronto, Canada
Too funny...this Forum is halarious as well!
Things that may annoy my friends:
1/ Coughing - I have to stop in middle of stories, during tv shows, walking around downtown
2/ I sweat allot so by the end of the day I stink! When I barrow a friends shirt or whatever I'm sure the stench must make them sick
3/ I rarely walk and usually drive or take cabs everywhere
4/ I can eat all the McDonalds and drink all the coke I want and still be a size two
5/ I have a coughing fit and spit into whatever closest ex..cereal bowls, glasses, garbage..then forget to put it away
6/ I have to stop the car to spit or puke sometimes while they sit there and have to listen and watch
7/ I brush my teeth and tounge so hard sometimes it make me gag
8/ When I was a baby my mom said everyone had a very hard time changing my diapers
9/ I ask them to stop making me laugh, it hurts sometimes
10/ Farting...man can I let them go!
Carly
28 F
Toronto, Canada