How about this:
You have to nag your boyfriend because for some reason after two years he STILL hasn't realized that kleenex are a necessity of life, and to not have them in his car is a mortal sin.
Your boyfriend can tell if you are in the audience at his concerts because he can recognise your cough.
You plan on getting carded for the rest of your life.
You can't remember the last time you didn't have a sinus infection...who needs to smell anyway?
Oh I almost forgot this one! You can study for a final exam while passing a kidney stone. (I did that last semester and aced my cumulative parasitology 4000 exam) Talk about multi-tasking...
You have to nag your boyfriend because for some reason after two years he STILL hasn't realized that kleenex are a necessity of life, and to not have them in his car is a mortal sin.
Your boyfriend can tell if you are in the audience at his concerts because he can recognise your cough.
You plan on getting carded for the rest of your life.
You can't remember the last time you didn't have a sinus infection...who needs to smell anyway?
Oh I almost forgot this one! You can study for a final exam while passing a kidney stone. (I did that last semester and aced my cumulative parasitology 4000 exam) Talk about multi-tasking...