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Did They Really Say These Things.....? Yep. Browse on through and enjoy yourself. Sports Quotes: We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. by Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing. by Dizzy Dean (explaining how he felt...

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0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work...

This yokel was applying for a job and was being asked the normal questions; Name, age, sex, address, etc. The interviewer asks him for his father's name and his mother's maiden name. What do you mean maiden name? The yokel asked. What was your mother's name before she was married? None he...

IMPROVE YOUR ENGLISH WRITING TIPS 1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. 3. Employ the vernacular. 4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 5. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. 6. Remember to never split an...

This is funny to me because I have been afraid to cough my self. No Ex-lax was needed , hahahaha John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he...

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris...

For the last few months my Blood Pressure runs a little high. I am in Pulm Rehab now and yesterday it went to 140 over 90 . I felt a little off. I just laid down for a while and is went back down. I was told that it had spiked one other time. I was wondering if other Adult Cfers have BP...

An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds. "No, not worth it!" "OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?" "No, not worth it!" "OK, 20?" "No, not worth it!" "How about 10?" "No, not...

A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter speaks with them and asks what good each has done in their life. Doctor: "I have devoted my life to the sick and needy and have had a part in...

Circumcision Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, "What are you in here for?" The other says, "Circumcision." The first boy says "Oh, man! I had that done right after I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"

I hope everyone has a nice safe and Happy Thanksgiving.. try not to over eat today, Yeah right, I say I am not going to over eat Every Year and every year I eat way to much!! Gobble Gobble Y'all <img src="i/expressions/heart.gif" border="0"> Remember those who are Not Home with their...

Just want to thank? all of you for your educa?tiona?l email?s over the past years?.?.?.?.?.?. ? BECAU?SE OF THE INFO CONTA?INED IN THOSE? EMAIL?S.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?. ? I no longe?r open a publi?c bathr?oom door witho?ut using? a paper? towel?. ? I can'?t use the remot?e in a hotel...

I just wanted to remind everyone to get out and Vote Tomorrow.... This is a Big one..... We Really need some Positive Changes<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> in Washington,,

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He...

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family , so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'what's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the...

> _WHY AM I MARRIED? > > > > > > > > > > You have two choices in life: > > You can stay single and be miserable, > > > > > > or get married and wish you were dead. > > > > > > > > > > At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, > > > > > > 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong...

Foreclosure=lose your right to vote... Leave it to the GOP. This just sucks, and is so damn wrong!! Hmmm, I thought we had a constitutional right to VOTE? Republicans can be so dirty! Minorities and obviously, poor people may be targeted and treated like felons by having their votes...