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Today is My Brother's 60th Birthday.. He also has Cf and is doing ok.. His name is Mike , but we still call him Mikey...

I was wondering if anyone knew how Pepe, Gina is doing since her TX?

Is the chat room closed? Or am I just missing the Go To chat button??

Thoughts ... If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can you cry under water? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly. "Now your left." Again, a flawless read. "Now both," I requested. There was silence. He...

Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No...

Dear Friend, We have good news! Today, Inspire Pharmaceuticals announced positive results from the first Phase 3 clinical trial of denufosol, an inhaled drug that targets the basic defect in cystic fibrosis. CF patients who took the drug showed significant improvement in lung function...

Just a weeeeeeeeee bit 'An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a farmer who had...

A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man,put it in another,and have him looking for work in six weeks. " A German doctor said, That's nothing,we can take a lung out of one person,put it in another,and have him looking...

Match Made in Heaven A young couple were driving down the road one day, happily, deliriously in love and due to be married the next day. Suddenly, a large truck swerved from the oncoming lanes into their car! BOOM! And they both died. At the Pearly Gates, the young couple confronted St...

Husband and wife are shopping in local supermarket, when the man picks up a case of beer in the shopping cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans", he says " Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry on...

Wine vs. water As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1...

Spread the Stupidity Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke...

HAPPY CYSTIC FIBROSIS AWARENESS MONTH!! Shout it from the rooftops and let everyone know that this is CF awareness month! Spread the word and talk to people about this horrible disease! We still need a cure! May Declared National Cystic Fibrosis Awareness Month The Cystic Fibrosis...

TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is...

The Mayonnaise Jar When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar...and the 2 cups of coffee... A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he...

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed...

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A crusty old man walks into the local Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this d amn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, d amn it. I said I want to join this d amn church!" "I'm...

My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, to put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights.' It says I need not clean my room, don't...