I have a confession

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anonymous

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>SeanDavis</b></i>

Marissa Tomei only wearing a fire engine red thong serving me the cold Samuel Adams lager. Also her boyfriend neglects her sexually, for a LONG time <img src=""></end quote></div>

Who is Marissa Tomei?<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0">
 
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Faust

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Ever see the movie My Cousin Vinny? She was Vinny's wife in that flick. Of course there are other actresses, some i'm more goo goo for, but for some reason her name came to mind pretty quick.


Here is a pic of her: <a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://members.fortunecity.com/johnrobinson11/scanst/tomei/Marisa%20Tomei%20n7.jpg
">http://members.fortunecity.com...risa%20Tomei%20n7.jpg
</a>


I also LOVE Angie Everhart:
<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://sps.sandouville.free.fr/wallpaper/images/girl/girl_angie_everhart019.jpg
">http://sps.sandouville.free.fr...angie_everhart019.jpg
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I would probably take a bullet to the scrotum to have an "anything you want" night with Angie Everhart.


I REALLY like redheads and brunettes. Add naturally beautiful and healthy redheads or brunettes, and I just turn into a drooling moron.
 
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Faust

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More pics of Angie.


(or you could just go to google and click image, and type in her name)


<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial_s&q=angie+everhart&btnG=Search
">http://images.google.com/image...+everhart&btnG=Search
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Faust

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>anonymous</b></i>

"cheekless chaps"



WTH</end quote></div>


You don't wear those? I only wear those when I leave my house. I especially like to ride the local public bus and park my cheeks on the long, cold metal pole going ceiling to floor...In the middle of course. People dig it when I do that. Especially if I pull myself up towards the ceiling, so my cheeks are now where their hands normally are on the pole.
 
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Sunnie

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The post about getting rid of a body is true. You had gone to a friend's place for a visit. Now this friend has this annoying/disgusting habit of chewing on both his fingernails and toenails. The worst part is, he does it in front of company. Well while you were visiting he took off his shoes and socks and proceded to chew on his toenails. Now you have been civil with him and had let him know on several occasions that you do not enjoy the guy making a meal of his toenails. So this was the last straw for you. You had to find some way to get the guy to stop with his nail knawing. So you and the guy end up in a struggle over you trying to get him to stop. Well at one point you hit him a little too hard in the chest. This in turn interrupted his heart's normal rythm, causing the heart to turn to mush inside him, killing him almost instantly. The good news is, you don't have a bloody mess to clean up. You just have to put the furniture back in place and get rid of any proof that you were there. Now the bad news: you need to find a place to stash your friend's body for a bit and a way to get rid of it later. Well, you decide to stash the body in a large freezer at your place. Transporting the guy's body isn't too hard. You just make it look like you are walking an overly drunk friend to the car and driving him to your place so he can sober up. After storing your pal in the freezer. You hit the classifieds. Looking for a job in security seems like a good cover up. You remember a friend mentioning that he had worked at one of those dead farms. So you apply for a position at one of those farms. To cover your tracks a bit, you apply to other security positions with other companies. Now your just biding your time before excepting the position. You already know that you want the night shift (time when the bodies are brought in), so you can hide your friend's body in with one of the shipments. Now you just have to forge the documentation stating that your friend had requested his body be donated there and that his family was okay with this request. After that he will be on the dead farm with plenty of other stiffs and scientists to keep him company. And none will be the wiser as to how he came to be there.

-Solana
 
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dyza

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that bit about ridding the body by Solana, was a bit to real. I
hope Solana has not done research on this...scary.
   nice
 
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Faust

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I gotta go and do my drug pee test then my background check for the 10,000 time, then i'll be back to award the winner 10 bucks. The winner will need a paypal account. The winner can do what he/she wants with their 10 dollars.


Thanks for playing guys, always fun to spice things up. If anyone wants to get in before I get back (will be a while) go for it.
 
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anonymous

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<img src="i/expressions/beer.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/wine.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
 
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anonymous

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<img src="i/expressions/wine.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/clock.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/beer.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/camera.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/present.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/heart.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/lips.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 
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Faust

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I'm readin over them, still got an eye doctor appointment in 25 mins across the street. Will post when i'm back. The person needs to have a paypall account or create one for the $$$ though.
 
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