<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Sunnie</b></i>
The post about getting rid of a body is true. You had gone to a friend's place for a visit. Now this friend has this annoying/disgusting habit of chewing on both his fingernails and toenails. The worst part is, he does it in front of company. Well while you were visiting he took off his shoes and socks and proceded to chew on his toenails. Now you have been civil with him and had let him know on several occasions that you do not enjoy the guy making a meal of his toenails. So this was the last straw for you. You had to find some way to get the guy to stop with his nail knawing. So you and the guy end up in a struggle over you trying to get him to stop. Well at one point you hit him a little too hard in the chest. This in turn interrupted his heart's normal rythm, causing the heart to turn to mush inside him, killing him almost instantly. The good news is, you don't have a bloody mess to clean up. You just have to put the furniture back in place and get rid of any proof that you were there. Now the bad news: you need to find a place to stash your friend's body for a bit and a way to get rid of it later. Well, you decide to stash the body in a large freezer at your place. Transporting the guy's body isn't too hard. You just make it look like you are walking an overly drunk friend to the car and driving him to your place so he can sober up. After storing your pal in the freezer. You hit the classifieds. Looking for a job in security seems like a good cover up. You remember a friend mentioning that he had worked at one of those dead farms. So you apply for a position at one of those farms. To cover your tracks a bit, you apply to other security positions with other companies. Now your just biding your time before excepting the position. You already know that you want the night shift (time when the bodies are brought in), so you can hide your friend's body in with one of the shipments. Now you just have to forge the documentation stating that your friend had requested his body be donated there and that his family was okay with this request. After that he will be on the dead farm with plenty of other stiffs and scientists to keep him company. And none will be the wiser as to how he came to be there.
-Solana</end quote></div>
K sunnie wins. PM me or post your paypall email here, and i'll float ya the cash.