kiddos tooting in public

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ktsmom

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We were stuck at the cell phone store forEVER while they tried to get a loaner phone for me to work, since my cell phone broke and the warranty involves an exchange by mail and will take a week .........aargh!

ANYWAY 30 minutes into this ordeal, Katy gets that look on her face and says "Mommy, I have to go potty" and I ask if she can wait and she says yes.

Then she crawls under the counter, where the guy is sitting, and proceeds to let one rip and I thought Oh No! He was on the phone when it happened, and when he hung up I said, "I'm sorry she is really gassy and she just tooted". He said, "Oh, poor kid", and he looked at Katy and said to her "I'm sorry."

And I said to him "NO you don't understand I'M SORRY for YOU! Just don't breathe for a few minutes!!"

He was such a good sport but my goodness it was a doozy! I know you all know what I mean!

Dana
Mom to Katy (3, cf) and Kyra (6, no cf)
 
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ktsmom

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We were stuck at the cell phone store forEVER while they tried to get a loaner phone for me to work, since my cell phone broke and the warranty involves an exchange by mail and will take a week .........aargh!

ANYWAY 30 minutes into this ordeal, Katy gets that look on her face and says "Mommy, I have to go potty" and I ask if she can wait and she says yes.

Then she crawls under the counter, where the guy is sitting, and proceeds to let one rip and I thought Oh No! He was on the phone when it happened, and when he hung up I said, "I'm sorry she is really gassy and she just tooted". He said, "Oh, poor kid", and he looked at Katy and said to her "I'm sorry."

And I said to him "NO you don't understand I'M SORRY for YOU! Just don't breathe for a few minutes!!"

He was such a good sport but my goodness it was a doozy! I know you all know what I mean!

Dana
Mom to Katy (3, cf) and Kyra (6, no cf)
 
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ktsmom

New member
We were stuck at the cell phone store forEVER while they tried to get a loaner phone for me to work, since my cell phone broke and the warranty involves an exchange by mail and will take a week .........aargh!

ANYWAY 30 minutes into this ordeal, Katy gets that look on her face and says "Mommy, I have to go potty" and I ask if she can wait and she says yes.

Then she crawls under the counter, where the guy is sitting, and proceeds to let one rip and I thought Oh No! He was on the phone when it happened, and when he hung up I said, "I'm sorry she is really gassy and she just tooted". He said, "Oh, poor kid", and he looked at Katy and said to her "I'm sorry."

And I said to him "NO you don't understand I'M SORRY for YOU! Just don't breathe for a few minutes!!"

He was such a good sport but my goodness it was a doozy! I know you all know what I mean!

Dana
Mom to Katy (3, cf) and Kyra (6, no cf)
 
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Rebjane

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That's too funny. In our family, we're all about the potty humuor. Maggie can make such loud farts for such a little body. We were at the pediatrician's office and she was lying on his table coloring. The visit was taking forever. Her ped is very "old-school" though has known Maggie since she was born, but he's a pretty serious guy. Maggie farted really loud while he was writing in her chart, the doc said nothing but Maggie was laughing and saying loudly to her brother"I farted!" The two kids were laughing so hard and even her ped was smiling while he was charting. I just said , she gets really gassy. Though Maggie is so cute even her farts are cute.
 
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Rebjane

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That's too funny. In our family, we're all about the potty humuor. Maggie can make such loud farts for such a little body. We were at the pediatrician's office and she was lying on his table coloring. The visit was taking forever. Her ped is very "old-school" though has known Maggie since she was born, but he's a pretty serious guy. Maggie farted really loud while he was writing in her chart, the doc said nothing but Maggie was laughing and saying loudly to her brother"I farted!" The two kids were laughing so hard and even her ped was smiling while he was charting. I just said , she gets really gassy. Though Maggie is so cute even her farts are cute.
 
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Rebjane

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That's too funny. In our family, we're all about the potty humuor. Maggie can make such loud farts for such a little body. We were at the pediatrician's office and she was lying on his table coloring. The visit was taking forever. Her ped is very "old-school" though has known Maggie since she was born, but he's a pretty serious guy. Maggie farted really loud while he was writing in her chart, the doc said nothing but Maggie was laughing and saying loudly to her brother"I farted!" The two kids were laughing so hard and even her ped was smiling while he was charting. I just said , she gets really gassy. Though Maggie is so cute even her farts are cute.
 
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Emily65Roses

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I used to go grocery shopping with my mom. She's told me this story more than once. I used to fart (I called it "foofing") in the aisle she was in, and then run around the corner. I would proceed to listen carefully for people to make noise about how awful I smelled. Then I laughed my little butt off. That story always makes me chuckle.
 
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Emily65Roses

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I used to go grocery shopping with my mom. She's told me this story more than once. I used to fart (I called it "foofing") in the aisle she was in, and then run around the corner. I would proceed to listen carefully for people to make noise about how awful I smelled. Then I laughed my little butt off. That story always makes me chuckle.
 
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Emily65Roses

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I used to go grocery shopping with my mom. She's told me this story more than once. I used to fart (I called it "foofing") in the aisle she was in, and then run around the corner. I would proceed to listen carefully for people to make noise about how awful I smelled. Then I laughed my little butt off. That story always makes me chuckle.
 
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Ratatosk

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A few months ago we were in church and I'd explained beforehand that Max needed to be quiet when the minister was talking... We were sitting there waiting for church to begin and he lets a loud one rip and says "Mommy, BE QUIET!" I was mortified.
 
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Ratatosk

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A few months ago we were in church and I'd explained beforehand that Max needed to be quiet when the minister was talking... We were sitting there waiting for church to begin and he lets a loud one rip and says "Mommy, BE QUIET!" I was mortified.
 
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Ratatosk

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A few months ago we were in church and I'd explained beforehand that Max needed to be quiet when the minister was talking... We were sitting there waiting for church to begin and he lets a loud one rip and says "Mommy, BE QUIET!" I was mortified.
 
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CFHockeyMom

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Emily's story of her farting in the grocery store aisles reminded me of somthing...

My husband has a friend (no CF) that has VERY bad gas. He uses this to his advantage when he's shopping (Wal-mart, Lowes, etc). He purposely farts in the aisles to clear them out so he doesn't have to fight the crowds.
 
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CFHockeyMom

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Emily's story of her farting in the grocery store aisles reminded me of somthing...

My husband has a friend (no CF) that has VERY bad gas. He uses this to his advantage when he's shopping (Wal-mart, Lowes, etc). He purposely farts in the aisles to clear them out so he doesn't have to fight the crowds.
 
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CFHockeyMom

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Emily's story of her farting in the grocery store aisles reminded me of somthing...

My husband has a friend (no CF) that has VERY bad gas. He uses this to his advantage when he's shopping (Wal-mart, Lowes, etc). He purposely farts in the aisles to clear them out so he doesn't have to fight the crowds.
 
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Jane

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I love this site! Thanks for the smiles<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 
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Jane

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I love this site! Thanks for the smiles<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 
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