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kiddos tooting in public
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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Ratatosk</b></i>
A few months ago we were in church and I'd explained beforehand that Max needed to be quiet when the minister was talking... We were sitting there waiting for church to begin and he lets a loud one rip and says "Mommy, BE QUIET!" I was mortified.</end quote></div>
LOL NICE!! You've got a smart kid there, lol.
A few months ago we were in church and I'd explained beforehand that Max needed to be quiet when the minister was talking... We were sitting there waiting for church to begin and he lets a loud one rip and says "Mommy, BE QUIET!" I was mortified.</end quote></div>
LOL NICE!! You've got a smart kid there, lol.
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Ratatosk</b></i>
A few months ago we were in church and I'd explained beforehand that Max needed to be quiet when the minister was talking... We were sitting there waiting for church to begin and he lets a loud one rip and says "Mommy, BE QUIET!" I was mortified.</end quote></div>
LOL NICE!! You've got a smart kid there, lol.
A few months ago we were in church and I'd explained beforehand that Max needed to be quiet when the minister was talking... We were sitting there waiting for church to begin and he lets a loud one rip and says "Mommy, BE QUIET!" I was mortified.</end quote></div>
LOL NICE!! You've got a smart kid there, lol.
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Ratatosk</b></i>
A few months ago we were in church and I'd explained beforehand that Max needed to be quiet when the minister was talking... We were sitting there waiting for church to begin and he lets a loud one rip and says "Mommy, BE QUIET!" I was mortified.</end quote></div>
LOL NICE!! You've got a smart kid there, lol.
A few months ago we were in church and I'd explained beforehand that Max needed to be quiet when the minister was talking... We were sitting there waiting for church to begin and he lets a loud one rip and says "Mommy, BE QUIET!" I was mortified.</end quote></div>
LOL NICE!! You've got a smart kid there, lol.
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tammykrumrey
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Farting just makes my girls laugh at home since they just can't help it. Between them and my husband I go crazy<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
But, when my nephew with CF was little (now he is 15) and he would fart, he would say, 'oops, I stepped on a duck' because you could usually hear a squeak, before you could smell it. It seemed to break the ice a little.
But, when my nephew with CF was little (now he is 15) and he would fart, he would say, 'oops, I stepped on a duck' because you could usually hear a squeak, before you could smell it. It seemed to break the ice a little.
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tammykrumrey
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Farting just makes my girls laugh at home since they just can't help it. Between them and my husband I go crazy<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
But, when my nephew with CF was little (now he is 15) and he would fart, he would say, 'oops, I stepped on a duck' because you could usually hear a squeak, before you could smell it. It seemed to break the ice a little.
But, when my nephew with CF was little (now he is 15) and he would fart, he would say, 'oops, I stepped on a duck' because you could usually hear a squeak, before you could smell it. It seemed to break the ice a little.
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tammykrumrey
Guest
Farting just makes my girls laugh at home since they just can't help it. Between them and my husband I go crazy<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
But, when my nephew with CF was little (now he is 15) and he would fart, he would say, 'oops, I stepped on a duck' because you could usually hear a squeak, before you could smell it. It seemed to break the ice a little.
But, when my nephew with CF was little (now he is 15) and he would fart, he would say, 'oops, I stepped on a duck' because you could usually hear a squeak, before you could smell it. It seemed to break the ice a little.
Emily65Roses
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lol oh my god these stories are killing me. This kind of stuff makes me laugh my stupid butt off.
Having said that, the stepping on a duck made me laugh and I related to it. Mike says my farts always have the weirdest sounds. He compares them to birds, or a "balloon car peeling out." That doesn't even make sense, but you can still kinda hear it. Hahaha.
Having said that, the stepping on a duck made me laugh and I related to it. Mike says my farts always have the weirdest sounds. He compares them to birds, or a "balloon car peeling out." That doesn't even make sense, but you can still kinda hear it. Hahaha.
Emily65Roses
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lol oh my god these stories are killing me. This kind of stuff makes me laugh my stupid butt off.
Having said that, the stepping on a duck made me laugh and I related to it. Mike says my farts always have the weirdest sounds. He compares them to birds, or a "balloon car peeling out." That doesn't even make sense, but you can still kinda hear it. Hahaha.
Having said that, the stepping on a duck made me laugh and I related to it. Mike says my farts always have the weirdest sounds. He compares them to birds, or a "balloon car peeling out." That doesn't even make sense, but you can still kinda hear it. Hahaha.
Emily65Roses
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lol oh my god these stories are killing me. This kind of stuff makes me laugh my stupid butt off.
Having said that, the stepping on a duck made me laugh and I related to it. Mike says my farts always have the weirdest sounds. He compares them to birds, or a "balloon car peeling out." That doesn't even make sense, but you can still kinda hear it. Hahaha.
Having said that, the stepping on a duck made me laugh and I related to it. Mike says my farts always have the weirdest sounds. He compares them to birds, or a "balloon car peeling out." That doesn't even make sense, but you can still kinda hear it. Hahaha.
Oh man is this our topic!! We love farts in our house and get so much enjoyment from them. My mom tells this great story of my sister following behind her one time in a store when she was about 3. My mom let one rip and my sister says as loud as possible, "Phew, Mommy you stink!!!" Everyone looked at her and smile only the way you can when you know you've been busted by a kid!
My oldest has done something similar in the stores to me..must run in the family. She also has just ripped one during her violin lesson...we actually got that one on tape.
Ben is young in his fart repetoire but I am sure many stories will emerge from his green mist as well.
I love this topic...keep them fart stories comin'!!
My oldest has done something similar in the stores to me..must run in the family. She also has just ripped one during her violin lesson...we actually got that one on tape.
Ben is young in his fart repetoire but I am sure many stories will emerge from his green mist as well.
I love this topic...keep them fart stories comin'!!
Oh man is this our topic!! We love farts in our house and get so much enjoyment from them. My mom tells this great story of my sister following behind her one time in a store when she was about 3. My mom let one rip and my sister says as loud as possible, "Phew, Mommy you stink!!!" Everyone looked at her and smile only the way you can when you know you've been busted by a kid!
My oldest has done something similar in the stores to me..must run in the family. She also has just ripped one during her violin lesson...we actually got that one on tape.
Ben is young in his fart repetoire but I am sure many stories will emerge from his green mist as well.
I love this topic...keep them fart stories comin'!!
My oldest has done something similar in the stores to me..must run in the family. She also has just ripped one during her violin lesson...we actually got that one on tape.
Ben is young in his fart repetoire but I am sure many stories will emerge from his green mist as well.
I love this topic...keep them fart stories comin'!!
Oh man is this our topic!! We love farts in our house and get so much enjoyment from them. My mom tells this great story of my sister following behind her one time in a store when she was about 3. My mom let one rip and my sister says as loud as possible, "Phew, Mommy you stink!!!" Everyone looked at her and smile only the way you can when you know you've been busted by a kid!
My oldest has done something similar in the stores to me..must run in the family. She also has just ripped one during her violin lesson...we actually got that one on tape.
Ben is young in his fart repetoire but I am sure many stories will emerge from his green mist as well.
I love this topic...keep them fart stories comin'!!
My oldest has done something similar in the stores to me..must run in the family. She also has just ripped one during her violin lesson...we actually got that one on tape.
Ben is young in his fart repetoire but I am sure many stories will emerge from his green mist as well.
I love this topic...keep them fart stories comin'!!
momsbreak9
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I love it!!! this made my whole day! I am the only girl in a house full of 5 boys.... needless to say where THIS topic stands in my house! BOY I could tell ya stories!!!!
My youngest just had a sweat test done today to find out if he has CF, and this was a real stress breaker! THANKS ALL for the laughs! its nice to know there is lots of humor as well! (and here I thought I was the only one embarased by toots in public....) also..the story about the friend who uses gas to clear the isles in stores? were you talking about my husband? LOL
Have a great day all!
My youngest just had a sweat test done today to find out if he has CF, and this was a real stress breaker! THANKS ALL for the laughs! its nice to know there is lots of humor as well! (and here I thought I was the only one embarased by toots in public....) also..the story about the friend who uses gas to clear the isles in stores? were you talking about my husband? LOL
Have a great day all!
momsbreak9
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I love it!!! this made my whole day! I am the only girl in a house full of 5 boys.... needless to say where THIS topic stands in my house! BOY I could tell ya stories!!!!
My youngest just had a sweat test done today to find out if he has CF, and this was a real stress breaker! THANKS ALL for the laughs! its nice to know there is lots of humor as well! (and here I thought I was the only one embarased by toots in public....) also..the story about the friend who uses gas to clear the isles in stores? were you talking about my husband? LOL
Have a great day all!
My youngest just had a sweat test done today to find out if he has CF, and this was a real stress breaker! THANKS ALL for the laughs! its nice to know there is lots of humor as well! (and here I thought I was the only one embarased by toots in public....) also..the story about the friend who uses gas to clear the isles in stores? were you talking about my husband? LOL
Have a great day all!
momsbreak9
New member
I love it!!! this made my whole day! I am the only girl in a house full of 5 boys.... needless to say where THIS topic stands in my house! BOY I could tell ya stories!!!!
My youngest just had a sweat test done today to find out if he has CF, and this was a real stress breaker! THANKS ALL for the laughs! its nice to know there is lots of humor as well! (and here I thought I was the only one embarased by toots in public....) also..the story about the friend who uses gas to clear the isles in stores? were you talking about my husband? LOL
Have a great day all!
My youngest just had a sweat test done today to find out if he has CF, and this was a real stress breaker! THANKS ALL for the laughs! its nice to know there is lots of humor as well! (and here I thought I was the only one embarased by toots in public....) also..the story about the friend who uses gas to clear the isles in stores? were you talking about my husband? LOL
Have a great day all!
CFHockeyMom
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Ok, I've got more...
Sean calls his butt his "deadly weapon". He started this when one day his dad was tickling him. Sean is very ticklish and as such doesn't care for it much. Well, he decided that if his dad was going to tickle him, he would unleash his deadly weapon. It works like a charm. My husband stops immeadiately with the tickling and covers his nose. All the while Sean is just laughing and laughing. The precursor to this was when we used to do manual CPT. Sean would fart just so we'd stop.
Last week at clinic, Sean thought it would be funny to go let one rip by his dad who happened to be sitting by the door. Well, no sooner did he let one rip and his Dr. walked in. Sean was practically in tears he was laughing so hard.
We also have a new phrase we're using around here. We stole it from the cartoon short on the Madagascar DVD. There's an old lady trying to find the squeaker in a real penguin. The penguin farts and the lady is satisfied that she's found the squeaker. So now we tell Sean to "Shut his squeaker" or if he trys to sneak in an SBD we'll ask him if he "used his squeaker".
We have lots of fun with gas around here. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Sean calls his butt his "deadly weapon". He started this when one day his dad was tickling him. Sean is very ticklish and as such doesn't care for it much. Well, he decided that if his dad was going to tickle him, he would unleash his deadly weapon. It works like a charm. My husband stops immeadiately with the tickling and covers his nose. All the while Sean is just laughing and laughing. The precursor to this was when we used to do manual CPT. Sean would fart just so we'd stop.
Last week at clinic, Sean thought it would be funny to go let one rip by his dad who happened to be sitting by the door. Well, no sooner did he let one rip and his Dr. walked in. Sean was practically in tears he was laughing so hard.
We also have a new phrase we're using around here. We stole it from the cartoon short on the Madagascar DVD. There's an old lady trying to find the squeaker in a real penguin. The penguin farts and the lady is satisfied that she's found the squeaker. So now we tell Sean to "Shut his squeaker" or if he trys to sneak in an SBD we'll ask him if he "used his squeaker".
We have lots of fun with gas around here. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">