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fr3ak · Apr 10, 2008

OK I can't exactly say I was embarrassed by this but it is a good story!

Back when I was 17 I had a lot of trouble with one particular dry who decided to take me off my medication (whole other story)

I had major issues with constipation, and even though I went and b!tched about it constantly he would never listen or take me seriously... (pretty much telling me it was impossible)

Well this particular day I did one of my ring splitting turds that wouldn't flush no matter how hard I tried. I mean it was literally like concrete! No matter what you did you could not get it to break apart!

Anyway I marched inside to get a pair of tongs, and fished it out of the bowl and put it in an ice cream container. The thing was bloody HUGE! (I think from memory it was like 8 inched around and 10 inch long, yes I measured it with gloves on of course!!!)

I got my mum to drive me down to the Drs office, where the secretary asked me what was in the container...I told her it was a surprise! LOL

The Dr came out of the office where I promptly gave him my turd and pretty much said, 'See I told you so' HAHAHAHA

I took it home and had to throw it down the back yard, it's probably fossilised by now LMFAO

Edited to add: He never doubted me again nor did he ever want proof again <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0">

fr3ak · Apr 10, 2008

OK I can't exactly say I was embarrassed by this but it is a good story!

Back when I was 17 I had a lot of trouble with one particular dry who decided to take me off my medication (whole other story)

I had major issues with constipation, and even though I went and b!tched about it constantly he would never listen or take me seriously... (pretty much telling me it was impossible)

Well this particular day I did one of my ring splitting turds that wouldn't flush no matter how hard I tried. I mean it was literally like concrete! No matter what you did you could not get it to break apart!

Anyway I marched inside to get a pair of tongs, and fished it out of the bowl and put it in an ice cream container. The thing was bloody HUGE! (I think from memory it was like 8 inched around and 10 inch long, yes I measured it with gloves on of course!!!)

I got my mum to drive me down to the Drs office, where the secretary asked me what was in the container...I told her it was a surprise! LOL

The Dr came out of the office where I promptly gave him my turd and pretty much said, 'See I told you so' HAHAHAHA

I took it home and had to throw it down the back yard, it's probably fossilised by now LMFAO

Edited to add: He never doubted me again nor did he ever want proof again <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0">

fr3ak · Apr 10, 2008

OK I can't exactly say I was embarrassed by this but it is a good story!

Back when I was 17 I had a lot of trouble with one particular dry who decided to take me off my medication (whole other story)

I had major issues with constipation, and even though I went and b!tched about it constantly he would never listen or take me seriously... (pretty much telling me it was impossible)

Well this particular day I did one of my ring splitting turds that wouldn't flush no matter how hard I tried. I mean it was literally like concrete! No matter what you did you could not get it to break apart!

Anyway I marched inside to get a pair of tongs, and fished it out of the bowl and put it in an ice cream container. The thing was bloody HUGE! (I think from memory it was like 8 inched around and 10 inch long, yes I measured it with gloves on of course!!!)

I got my mum to drive me down to the Drs office, where the secretary asked me what was in the container...I told her it was a surprise! LOL

The Dr came out of the office where I promptly gave him my turd and pretty much said, 'See I told you so' HAHAHAHA

I took it home and had to throw it down the back yard, it's probably fossilised by now LMFAO

Edited to add: He never doubted me again nor did he ever want proof again <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0">

fr3ak · Apr 10, 2008

OK I can't exactly say I was embarrassed by this but it is a good story!

Back when I was 17 I had a lot of trouble with one particular dry who decided to take me off my medication (whole other story)

I had major issues with constipation, and even though I went and b!tched about it constantly he would never listen or take me seriously... (pretty much telling me it was impossible)

Well this particular day I did one of my ring splitting turds that wouldn't flush no matter how hard I tried. I mean it was literally like concrete! No matter what you did you could not get it to break apart!

Anyway I marched inside to get a pair of tongs, and fished it out of the bowl and put it in an ice cream container. The thing was bloody HUGE! (I think from memory it was like 8 inched around and 10 inch long, yes I measured it with gloves on of course!!!)

I got my mum to drive me down to the Drs office, where the secretary asked me what was in the container...I told her it was a surprise! LOL

The Dr came out of the office where I promptly gave him my turd and pretty much said, 'See I told you so' HAHAHAHA

I took it home and had to throw it down the back yard, it's probably fossilised by now LMFAO

Edited to add: He never doubted me again nor did he ever want proof again <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0">

fr3ak · Apr 10, 2008

OK I can't exactly say I was embarrassed by this but it is a good story!
 
 Back when I was 17 I had a lot of trouble with one particular dry who decided to take me off my medication (whole other story)
 
 I had major issues with constipation, and even though I went and b!tched about it constantly he would never listen or take me seriously... (pretty much telling me it was impossible)
 
 Well this particular day I did one of my ring splitting turds that wouldn't flush no matter how hard I tried. I mean it was literally like concrete! No matter what you did you could not get it to break apart!
 
 Anyway I marched inside to get a pair of tongs, and fished it out of the bowl and put it in an ice cream container. The thing was bloody HUGE! (I think from memory it was like 8 inched around and 10 inch long, yes I measured it with gloves on of course!!!)
 
 I got my mum to drive me down to the Drs office, where the secretary asked me what was in the container...I told her it was a surprise! LOL
 
 The Dr came out of the office where I promptly gave him my turd and pretty much said, 'See I told you so' HAHAHAHA
 
 I took it home and had to throw it down the back yard, it's probably fossilised by now LMFAO
 
 Edited to add: He never doubted me again nor did he ever want proof again <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0">

JazzysMom · Apr 10, 2008

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: fr3ak

OK I can't exactly say I was embarrassed by this but it is a good story!

Back when I was 17 I had a lot of trouble with one particular dry who decided to take me off my medication (whole other story)

I had major issues with constipation, and even though I went and b!tched about it constantly he would never listen or take me seriously... (pretty much telling me it was impossible)

Well this particular day I did one of my ring splitting turds that wouldn't flush no matter how hard I tried. I mean it was literally like concrete! No matter what you did you could not get it to break apart!

Anyway I marched inside to get a pair of tongs, and fished it out of the bowl and put it in an ice cream container. The thing was bloody HUGE! (I think from memory it was like 8 inched around and 10 inch long, yes I measured it with gloves on of course!!!)

I got my mum to drive me down to the Drs office, where the secretary asked me what was in the container...I told her it was a surprise! LOL

The Dr came out of the office where I promptly gave him my turd and pretty much said, 'See I told you so' HAHAHAHA

I took it home and had to throw it down the back yard, it's probably fossilised by now LMFAO

Edited to add: He never doubted me again nor did he ever want proof again <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0"></end quote></div>

I LOVE THIS!!!!

JazzysMom · Apr 10, 2008

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: fr3ak

OK I can't exactly say I was embarrassed by this but it is a good story!

Back when I was 17 I had a lot of trouble with one particular dry who decided to take me off my medication (whole other story)

I had major issues with constipation, and even though I went and b!tched about it constantly he would never listen or take me seriously... (pretty much telling me it was impossible)

Well this particular day I did one of my ring splitting turds that wouldn't flush no matter how hard I tried. I mean it was literally like concrete! No matter what you did you could not get it to break apart!

Anyway I marched inside to get a pair of tongs, and fished it out of the bowl and put it in an ice cream container. The thing was bloody HUGE! (I think from memory it was like 8 inched around and 10 inch long, yes I measured it with gloves on of course!!!)

I got my mum to drive me down to the Drs office, where the secretary asked me what was in the container...I told her it was a surprise! LOL

The Dr came out of the office where I promptly gave him my turd and pretty much said, 'See I told you so' HAHAHAHA

I took it home and had to throw it down the back yard, it's probably fossilised by now LMFAO

Edited to add: He never doubted me again nor did he ever want proof again <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0"></end quote></div>

I LOVE THIS!!!!

JazzysMom · Apr 10, 2008

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: fr3ak

OK I can't exactly say I was embarrassed by this but it is a good story!

Back when I was 17 I had a lot of trouble with one particular dry who decided to take me off my medication (whole other story)

I had major issues with constipation, and even though I went and b!tched about it constantly he would never listen or take me seriously... (pretty much telling me it was impossible)

Well this particular day I did one of my ring splitting turds that wouldn't flush no matter how hard I tried. I mean it was literally like concrete! No matter what you did you could not get it to break apart!

Anyway I marched inside to get a pair of tongs, and fished it out of the bowl and put it in an ice cream container. The thing was bloody HUGE! (I think from memory it was like 8 inched around and 10 inch long, yes I measured it with gloves on of course!!!)

I got my mum to drive me down to the Drs office, where the secretary asked me what was in the container...I told her it was a surprise! LOL

The Dr came out of the office where I promptly gave him my turd and pretty much said, 'See I told you so' HAHAHAHA

I took it home and had to throw it down the back yard, it's probably fossilised by now LMFAO

Edited to add: He never doubted me again nor did he ever want proof again <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0"></end quote></div>

I LOVE THIS!!!!

JazzysMom · Apr 10, 2008

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: fr3ak

OK I can't exactly say I was embarrassed by this but it is a good story!

Back when I was 17 I had a lot of trouble with one particular dry who decided to take me off my medication (whole other story)

I had major issues with constipation, and even though I went and b!tched about it constantly he would never listen or take me seriously... (pretty much telling me it was impossible)

Well this particular day I did one of my ring splitting turds that wouldn't flush no matter how hard I tried. I mean it was literally like concrete! No matter what you did you could not get it to break apart!

Anyway I marched inside to get a pair of tongs, and fished it out of the bowl and put it in an ice cream container. The thing was bloody HUGE! (I think from memory it was like 8 inched around and 10 inch long, yes I measured it with gloves on of course!!!)

I got my mum to drive me down to the Drs office, where the secretary asked me what was in the container...I told her it was a surprise! LOL

The Dr came out of the office where I promptly gave him my turd and pretty much said, 'See I told you so' HAHAHAHA

I took it home and had to throw it down the back yard, it's probably fossilised by now LMFAO

Edited to add: He never doubted me again nor did he ever want proof again <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0"></end quote>

I LOVE THIS!!!!

JazzysMom · Apr 10, 2008

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: fr3ak
 
 OK I can't exactly say I was embarrassed by this but it is a good story!
 
 
 
 Back when I was 17 I had a lot of trouble with one particular dry who decided to take me off my medication (whole other story)
 
 
 
 I had major issues with constipation, and even though I went and b!tched about it constantly he would never listen or take me seriously... (pretty much telling me it was impossible)
 
 
 
 Well this particular day I did one of my ring splitting turds that wouldn't flush no matter how hard I tried. I mean it was literally like concrete! No matter what you did you could not get it to break apart!
 
 
 
 Anyway I marched inside to get a pair of tongs, and fished it out of the bowl and put it in an ice cream container. The thing was bloody HUGE! (I think from memory it was like 8 inched around and 10 inch long, yes I measured it with gloves on of course!!!)
 
 
 
 I got my mum to drive me down to the Drs office, where the secretary asked me what was in the container...I told her it was a surprise! LOL
 
 
 
 The Dr came out of the office where I promptly gave him my turd and pretty much said, 'See I told you so' HAHAHAHA
 
 
 
 I took it home and had to throw it down the back yard, it's probably fossilised by now LMFAO
 
 
 
 Edited to add: He never doubted me again nor did he ever want proof again <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0"></end quote>
 
 
 I LOVE THIS!!!!

lightNlife · Apr 10, 2008

I remember my embarrassing moment all too well. I was in a spelling bee at school and it was getting down to the end. I hadn't had to cough much, but as I became more nervous I had to cough more. I tried to cough during applause so that it wouldn't be noticeable.

There were only 4 of us left. I don't remember what the word was that I missed because I was too petrified to let it register in my brain. You see, during the most recent round of applause I had coughed. I was also having a tummy ache that day and when I coughed I soaked my undies with booty oil. As if that wasn't bad enough, I was wearing a dress that day.

I didn't even try to spell the word. I just said "I pass" and walked to the bathroom to try to make repairs. Fortunately it was at the end of the day, and we were all dismissed after the spelling me. I was MORTIFIED and stood in the corner with my back to the wall until my mom came to pick me up.

lightNlife · Apr 10, 2008

I remember my embarrassing moment all too well. I was in a spelling bee at school and it was getting down to the end. I hadn't had to cough much, but as I became more nervous I had to cough more. I tried to cough during applause so that it wouldn't be noticeable.

There were only 4 of us left. I don't remember what the word was that I missed because I was too petrified to let it register in my brain. You see, during the most recent round of applause I had coughed. I was also having a tummy ache that day and when I coughed I soaked my undies with booty oil. As if that wasn't bad enough, I was wearing a dress that day.

I didn't even try to spell the word. I just said "I pass" and walked to the bathroom to try to make repairs. Fortunately it was at the end of the day, and we were all dismissed after the spelling me. I was MORTIFIED and stood in the corner with my back to the wall until my mom came to pick me up.

lightNlife · Apr 10, 2008

I remember my embarrassing moment all too well. I was in a spelling bee at school and it was getting down to the end. I hadn't had to cough much, but as I became more nervous I had to cough more. I tried to cough during applause so that it wouldn't be noticeable.

There were only 4 of us left. I don't remember what the word was that I missed because I was too petrified to let it register in my brain. You see, during the most recent round of applause I had coughed. I was also having a tummy ache that day and when I coughed I soaked my undies with booty oil. As if that wasn't bad enough, I was wearing a dress that day.

I didn't even try to spell the word. I just said "I pass" and walked to the bathroom to try to make repairs. Fortunately it was at the end of the day, and we were all dismissed after the spelling me. I was MORTIFIED and stood in the corner with my back to the wall until my mom came to pick me up.

lightNlife · Apr 10, 2008

I remember my embarrassing moment all too well. I was in a spelling bee at school and it was getting down to the end. I hadn't had to cough much, but as I became more nervous I had to cough more. I tried to cough during applause so that it wouldn't be noticeable.

There were only 4 of us left. I don't remember what the word was that I missed because I was too petrified to let it register in my brain. You see, during the most recent round of applause I had coughed. I was also having a tummy ache that day and when I coughed I soaked my undies with booty oil. As if that wasn't bad enough, I was wearing a dress that day.

I didn't even try to spell the word. I just said "I pass" and walked to the bathroom to try to make repairs. Fortunately it was at the end of the day, and we were all dismissed after the spelling me. I was MORTIFIED and stood in the corner with my back to the wall until my mom came to pick me up.

lightNlife · Apr 10, 2008

I remember my embarrassing moment all too well. I was in a spelling bee at school and it was getting down to the end. I hadn't had to cough much, but as I became more nervous I had to cough more. I tried to cough during applause so that it wouldn't be noticeable.
 
 There were only 4 of us left. I don't remember what the word was that I missed because I was too petrified to let it register in my brain. You see, during the most recent round of applause I had coughed. I was also having a tummy ache that day and when I coughed I soaked my undies with booty oil. As if that wasn't bad enough, I was wearing a dress that day.
 
 I didn't even try to spell the word. I just said "I pass" and walked to the bathroom to try to make repairs. Fortunately it was at the end of the day, and we were all dismissed after the spelling me. I was MORTIFIED and stood in the corner with my back to the wall until my mom came to pick me up.

mamerth · Apr 10, 2008

I guess mine is a "potty" story of sorts...

We had a very refined couple over to our house for supper. I was nervous to have them over. The meal went fine and after meal conversation went fine. They were saying good-bye and something I ate for supper gave me gas. I coughing and you guessed it... I passed gas. I am sure I turned every shade of red, pink and purple. The first thing I thought was... they are going to think I am rude and crude. The gas was gone so I decided to cough again (a couple more times to attempt to cover for my "body noise). No one said a thing, thankfully (including my son who loves body noises).

Hubby and I had a good laugh after they left...So much for being a good polite hostess.

mamerth · Apr 10, 2008

I guess mine is a "potty" story of sorts...

We had a very refined couple over to our house for supper. I was nervous to have them over. The meal went fine and after meal conversation went fine. They were saying good-bye and something I ate for supper gave me gas. I coughing and you guessed it... I passed gas. I am sure I turned every shade of red, pink and purple. The first thing I thought was... they are going to think I am rude and crude. The gas was gone so I decided to cough again (a couple more times to attempt to cover for my "body noise). No one said a thing, thankfully (including my son who loves body noises).

Hubby and I had a good laugh after they left...So much for being a good polite hostess.

mamerth · Apr 10, 2008

I guess mine is a "potty" story of sorts...

We had a very refined couple over to our house for supper. I was nervous to have them over. The meal went fine and after meal conversation went fine. They were saying good-bye and something I ate for supper gave me gas. I coughing and you guessed it... I passed gas. I am sure I turned every shade of red, pink and purple. The first thing I thought was... they are going to think I am rude and crude. The gas was gone so I decided to cough again (a couple more times to attempt to cover for my "body noise). No one said a thing, thankfully (including my son who loves body noises).

Hubby and I had a good laugh after they left...So much for being a good polite hostess.

mamerth · Apr 10, 2008

I guess mine is a "potty" story of sorts...

We had a very refined couple over to our house for supper. I was nervous to have them over. The meal went fine and after meal conversation went fine. They were saying good-bye and something I ate for supper gave me gas. I coughing and you guessed it... I passed gas. I am sure I turned every shade of red, pink and purple. The first thing I thought was... they are going to think I am rude and crude. The gas was gone so I decided to cough again (a couple more times to attempt to cover for my "body noise). No one said a thing, thankfully (including my son who loves body noises).

Hubby and I had a good laugh after they left...So much for being a good polite hostess.

mamerth · Apr 10, 2008

I guess mine is a "potty" story of sorts...
 
 We had a very refined couple over to our house for supper. I was nervous to have them over. The meal went fine and after meal conversation went fine. They were saying good-bye and something I ate for supper gave me gas. I coughing and you guessed it... I passed gas. I am sure I turned every shade of red, pink and purple. The first thing I thought was... they are going to think I am rude and crude. The gas was gone so I decided to cough again (a couple more times to attempt to cover for my "body noise). No one said a thing, thankfully (including my son who loves body noises).
 
 Hubby and I had a good laugh after they left...So much for being a good polite hostess.

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