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jamie6girl

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I thought of a funny one. I have NEVER told anyone this, so you all are the firsts to know <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"><br><br>
Back in 7th grade, I was such a freaking nerd. I was really dorky in junior high, and honestly I was made fun of.. but I guess who wasnt? Well, I was really self consious (spelling?) of what people thought of me anyways. Just a real nerd. <br><br>Anyways, I was sitting there in Science class, and it was real quiet because everyone was taking a test. And of course the class was filled with all the popular jerk preps and it just made the situation worse<br><br>
Well, it was real quiet, and I coughed.. and farted.. at the same time. Like REALLY loud. There was this complete @$$hole prep that sat right next to me, and he started laughing HYSTERICALLY. I was MORTIFIED and I just turned RED. What made it worse, is I guess that the teacher didn't hear it , and he was like "Grant, what's so funny?"
 
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jamie6girl

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I thought of a funny one. I have NEVER told anyone this, so you all are the firsts to know <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"><br><br>
Back in 7th grade, I was such a freaking nerd. I was really dorky in junior high, and honestly I was made fun of.. but I guess who wasnt? Well, I was really self consious (spelling?) of what people thought of me anyways. Just a real nerd. <br><br>Anyways, I was sitting there in Science class, and it was real quiet because everyone was taking a test. And of course the class was filled with all the popular jerk preps and it just made the situation worse<br><br>
Well, it was real quiet, and I coughed.. and farted.. at the same time. Like REALLY loud. There was this complete @$$hole prep that sat right next to me, and he started laughing HYSTERICALLY. I was MORTIFIED and I just turned RED. What made it worse, is I guess that the teacher didn't hear it , and he was like "Grant, what's so funny?"
 
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jamie6girl

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I thought of a funny one. I have NEVER told anyone this, so you all are the firsts to know <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"><br><br>
Back in 7th grade, I was such a freaking nerd. I was really dorky in junior high, and honestly I was made fun of.. but I guess who wasnt? Well, I was really self consious (spelling?) of what people thought of me anyways. Just a real nerd. <br><br>Anyways, I was sitting there in Science class, and it was real quiet because everyone was taking a test. And of course the class was filled with all the popular jerk preps and it just made the situation worse<br><br>
Well, it was real quiet, and I coughed.. and farted.. at the same time. Like REALLY loud. There was this complete @$$hole prep that sat right next to me, and he started laughing HYSTERICALLY. I was MORTIFIED and I just turned RED. What made it worse, is I guess that the teacher didn't hear it , and he was like "Grant, what's so funny?"
 
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jamie6girl

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I thought of a funny one. I have NEVER told anyone this, so you all are the firsts to know <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"><br><br>
Back in 7th grade, I was such a freaking nerd. I was really dorky in junior high, and honestly I was made fun of.. but I guess who wasnt? Well, I was really self consious (spelling?) of what people thought of me anyways. Just a real nerd. <br><br>Anyways, I was sitting there in Science class, and it was real quiet because everyone was taking a test. And of course the class was filled with all the popular jerk preps and it just made the situation worse<br><br>
Well, it was real quiet, and I coughed.. and farted.. at the same time. Like REALLY loud. There was this complete @$$hole prep that sat right next to me, and he started laughing HYSTERICALLY. I was MORTIFIED and I just turned RED. What made it worse, is I guess that the teacher didn't hear it , and he was like "Grant, what's so funny?"
 
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jamie6girl

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I thought of a funny one. I have NEVER told anyone this, so you all are the firsts to know <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"><br><br>
Back in 7th grade, I was such a freaking nerd. I was really dorky in junior high, and honestly I was made fun of.. but I guess who wasnt? Well, I was really self consious (spelling?) of what people thought of me anyways. Just a real nerd. <br><br>Anyways, I was sitting there in Science class, and it was real quiet because everyone was taking a test. And of course the class was filled with all the popular jerk preps and it just made the situation worse<br><br>
Well, it was real quiet, and I coughed.. and farted.. at the same time. Like REALLY loud. There was this complete @$$hole prep that sat right next to me, and he started laughing HYSTERICALLY. I was MORTIFIED and I just turned RED. What made it worse, is I guess that the teacher didn't hear it , and he was like "Grant, what's so funny?"
 
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thefrogprincess

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I had a 504 form in high school. One of the indications on it was that I was allowed to go to the bathroom whenever I needed to, no matter what. So one day during finals when there is not supposed to be anyone in the halls, I HAD TO GO NOW!!! SO I tell my teacher I gotta go, and since she was biology teacher and new about CF and had the 504 she was cool about it. The vice principal roming the halls was not! He stopped me, and started interogating me about where I was going. I didn't want to tell him I was about to have a real laundry emergency but in order for him to let me go I had to! I told him I was about to go #2 in pants. He turned beet red and let me go. Every time he saw me after that he turned red. It was probably more embarrasing for him than me, but when you're 16 that stuff is aweful.

My parents always picked me up from my volleyball games, even the away ones so I could get home early and get to bed at a decent hour. But one of the coaches had not been informed of this apparently. My mom came to get me and we started to leave and the coach came running over saying that I wasn't allowed to go. I had to stay and support my team (I was on JV and varsity was playing). My mom started to calmly explain that I had a medical condition and she always picked me up. But the coach wasn't listening. My mom kept getting louder and louder until finally the entire gym full of people could hear her yelling at the coach that I have a disease and my mom would hold her personally responsible if I got sick (she was just saying it to get leverage with the coach of course). So now everyone my NEW team at my NEW school knew that I have a disease. That's just great, thanks mom! So then I had to explain to the whole team so that they knew it was nothing contagious. I heard later that another parent thought I might have HIV.
 
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thefrogprincess

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I had a 504 form in high school. One of the indications on it was that I was allowed to go to the bathroom whenever I needed to, no matter what. So one day during finals when there is not supposed to be anyone in the halls, I HAD TO GO NOW!!! SO I tell my teacher I gotta go, and since she was biology teacher and new about CF and had the 504 she was cool about it. The vice principal roming the halls was not! He stopped me, and started interogating me about where I was going. I didn't want to tell him I was about to have a real laundry emergency but in order for him to let me go I had to! I told him I was about to go #2 in pants. He turned beet red and let me go. Every time he saw me after that he turned red. It was probably more embarrasing for him than me, but when you're 16 that stuff is aweful.

My parents always picked me up from my volleyball games, even the away ones so I could get home early and get to bed at a decent hour. But one of the coaches had not been informed of this apparently. My mom came to get me and we started to leave and the coach came running over saying that I wasn't allowed to go. I had to stay and support my team (I was on JV and varsity was playing). My mom started to calmly explain that I had a medical condition and she always picked me up. But the coach wasn't listening. My mom kept getting louder and louder until finally the entire gym full of people could hear her yelling at the coach that I have a disease and my mom would hold her personally responsible if I got sick (she was just saying it to get leverage with the coach of course). So now everyone my NEW team at my NEW school knew that I have a disease. That's just great, thanks mom! So then I had to explain to the whole team so that they knew it was nothing contagious. I heard later that another parent thought I might have HIV.
 
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thefrogprincess

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I had a 504 form in high school. One of the indications on it was that I was allowed to go to the bathroom whenever I needed to, no matter what. So one day during finals when there is not supposed to be anyone in the halls, I HAD TO GO NOW!!! SO I tell my teacher I gotta go, and since she was biology teacher and new about CF and had the 504 she was cool about it. The vice principal roming the halls was not! He stopped me, and started interogating me about where I was going. I didn't want to tell him I was about to have a real laundry emergency but in order for him to let me go I had to! I told him I was about to go #2 in pants. He turned beet red and let me go. Every time he saw me after that he turned red. It was probably more embarrasing for him than me, but when you're 16 that stuff is aweful.

My parents always picked me up from my volleyball games, even the away ones so I could get home early and get to bed at a decent hour. But one of the coaches had not been informed of this apparently. My mom came to get me and we started to leave and the coach came running over saying that I wasn't allowed to go. I had to stay and support my team (I was on JV and varsity was playing). My mom started to calmly explain that I had a medical condition and she always picked me up. But the coach wasn't listening. My mom kept getting louder and louder until finally the entire gym full of people could hear her yelling at the coach that I have a disease and my mom would hold her personally responsible if I got sick (she was just saying it to get leverage with the coach of course). So now everyone my NEW team at my NEW school knew that I have a disease. That's just great, thanks mom! So then I had to explain to the whole team so that they knew it was nothing contagious. I heard later that another parent thought I might have HIV.
 
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thefrogprincess

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I had a 504 form in high school. One of the indications on it was that I was allowed to go to the bathroom whenever I needed to, no matter what. So one day during finals when there is not supposed to be anyone in the halls, I HAD TO GO NOW!!! SO I tell my teacher I gotta go, and since she was biology teacher and new about CF and had the 504 she was cool about it. The vice principal roming the halls was not! He stopped me, and started interogating me about where I was going. I didn't want to tell him I was about to have a real laundry emergency but in order for him to let me go I had to! I told him I was about to go #2 in pants. He turned beet red and let me go. Every time he saw me after that he turned red. It was probably more embarrasing for him than me, but when you're 16 that stuff is aweful.

My parents always picked me up from my volleyball games, even the away ones so I could get home early and get to bed at a decent hour. But one of the coaches had not been informed of this apparently. My mom came to get me and we started to leave and the coach came running over saying that I wasn't allowed to go. I had to stay and support my team (I was on JV and varsity was playing). My mom started to calmly explain that I had a medical condition and she always picked me up. But the coach wasn't listening. My mom kept getting louder and louder until finally the entire gym full of people could hear her yelling at the coach that I have a disease and my mom would hold her personally responsible if I got sick (she was just saying it to get leverage with the coach of course). So now everyone my NEW team at my NEW school knew that I have a disease. That's just great, thanks mom! So then I had to explain to the whole team so that they knew it was nothing contagious. I heard later that another parent thought I might have HIV.
 
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thefrogprincess

New member
I had a 504 form in high school. One of the indications on it was that I was allowed to go to the bathroom whenever I needed to, no matter what. So one day during finals when there is not supposed to be anyone in the halls, I HAD TO GO NOW!!! SO I tell my teacher I gotta go, and since she was biology teacher and new about CF and had the 504 she was cool about it. The vice principal roming the halls was not! He stopped me, and started interogating me about where I was going. I didn't want to tell him I was about to have a real laundry emergency but in order for him to let me go I had to! I told him I was about to go #2 in pants. He turned beet red and let me go. Every time he saw me after that he turned red. It was probably more embarrasing for him than me, but when you're 16 that stuff is aweful.
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<br />My parents always picked me up from my volleyball games, even the away ones so I could get home early and get to bed at a decent hour. But one of the coaches had not been informed of this apparently. My mom came to get me and we started to leave and the coach came running over saying that I wasn't allowed to go. I had to stay and support my team (I was on JV and varsity was playing). My mom started to calmly explain that I had a medical condition and she always picked me up. But the coach wasn't listening. My mom kept getting louder and louder until finally the entire gym full of people could hear her yelling at the coach that I have a disease and my mom would hold her personally responsible if I got sick (she was just saying it to get leverage with the coach of course). So now everyone my NEW team at my NEW school knew that I have a disease. That's just great, thanks mom! So then I had to explain to the whole team so that they knew it was nothing contagious. I heard later that another parent thought I might have HIV.
 
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etabetac

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This is right along the lines of everyone else's stories. I taught for a couple of years. There were several days I didn't suspect that the cafeteria food was going to cause any problems. But one day during a class immediately following lunch I passed gas silently. It happened for several minutes. I had probably done it prior to the students entering the classroom too. About ten minutes into class, one of my students asks if we can open a window because it smelled like something was dying in the room. She suspected a dead rat, she said. I was so embarrassed that my students were going to know it was me but no one ever said anything about it being me. Phew.
 
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etabetac

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This is right along the lines of everyone else's stories. I taught for a couple of years. There were several days I didn't suspect that the cafeteria food was going to cause any problems. But one day during a class immediately following lunch I passed gas silently. It happened for several minutes. I had probably done it prior to the students entering the classroom too. About ten minutes into class, one of my students asks if we can open a window because it smelled like something was dying in the room. She suspected a dead rat, she said. I was so embarrassed that my students were going to know it was me but no one ever said anything about it being me. Phew.
 
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etabetac

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This is right along the lines of everyone else's stories. I taught for a couple of years. There were several days I didn't suspect that the cafeteria food was going to cause any problems. But one day during a class immediately following lunch I passed gas silently. It happened for several minutes. I had probably done it prior to the students entering the classroom too. About ten minutes into class, one of my students asks if we can open a window because it smelled like something was dying in the room. She suspected a dead rat, she said. I was so embarrassed that my students were going to know it was me but no one ever said anything about it being me. Phew.
 
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etabetac

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This is right along the lines of everyone else's stories. I taught for a couple of years. There were several days I didn't suspect that the cafeteria food was going to cause any problems. But one day during a class immediately following lunch I passed gas silently. It happened for several minutes. I had probably done it prior to the students entering the classroom too. About ten minutes into class, one of my students asks if we can open a window because it smelled like something was dying in the room. She suspected a dead rat, she said. I was so embarrassed that my students were going to know it was me but no one ever said anything about it being me. Phew.
 
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etabetac

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This is right along the lines of everyone else's stories. I taught for a couple of years. There were several days I didn't suspect that the cafeteria food was going to cause any problems. But one day during a class immediately following lunch I passed gas silently. It happened for several minutes. I had probably done it prior to the students entering the classroom too. About ten minutes into class, one of my students asks if we can open a window because it smelled like something was dying in the room. She suspected a dead rat, she said. I was so embarrassed that my students were going to know it was me but no one ever said anything about it being me. Phew.
 
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