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JazzysMom

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I have 2 that stick in my mind. One was in high school. My BF & I went to a friends house for a party & I pooped one of my "logs" & the toilet didnt have enough power to flush it so when someone went in after me it was still there.

When asked who did it, someone said that I did, but the friend throwing the party looked at me.....looked at the size of the poop & said that is IMPOSSIBLE LOL...

Another is when I was working & I had just gotten out of the hospital & had the poops from the iv's & oral anbtiotics so I was running (no pun intended) to the bathroom A LOT. Because of my frequent trips, I would rush & try to get back to the office. Well in doing so one time I tucked the back of my dress into my stockings/pantyhose. Fortunately a sweet older guy from another department caught me & told me before ANYONE ELSE saw it.

He did get the full moon tho because at that time I didnt wear underwear with my stockings TMI? LOL
 
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JazzysMom

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I have 2 that stick in my mind. One was in high school. My BF & I went to a friends house for a party & I pooped one of my "logs" & the toilet didnt have enough power to flush it so when someone went in after me it was still there.

When asked who did it, someone said that I did, but the friend throwing the party looked at me.....looked at the size of the poop & said that is IMPOSSIBLE LOL...

Another is when I was working & I had just gotten out of the hospital & had the poops from the iv's & oral anbtiotics so I was running (no pun intended) to the bathroom A LOT. Because of my frequent trips, I would rush & try to get back to the office. Well in doing so one time I tucked the back of my dress into my stockings/pantyhose. Fortunately a sweet older guy from another department caught me & told me before ANYONE ELSE saw it.

He did get the full moon tho because at that time I didnt wear underwear with my stockings TMI? LOL
 
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JazzysMom

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I have 2 that stick in my mind. One was in high school. My BF & I went to a friends house for a party & I pooped one of my "logs" & the toilet didnt have enough power to flush it so when someone went in after me it was still there.

When asked who did it, someone said that I did, but the friend throwing the party looked at me.....looked at the size of the poop & said that is IMPOSSIBLE LOL...

Another is when I was working & I had just gotten out of the hospital & had the poops from the iv's & oral anbtiotics so I was running (no pun intended) to the bathroom A LOT. Because of my frequent trips, I would rush & try to get back to the office. Well in doing so one time I tucked the back of my dress into my stockings/pantyhose. Fortunately a sweet older guy from another department caught me & told me before ANYONE ELSE saw it.

He did get the full moon tho because at that time I didnt wear underwear with my stockings TMI? LOL
 
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JazzysMom

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I have 2 that stick in my mind. One was in high school. My BF & I went to a friends house for a party & I pooped one of my "logs" & the toilet didnt have enough power to flush it so when someone went in after me it was still there.

When asked who did it, someone said that I did, but the friend throwing the party looked at me.....looked at the size of the poop & said that is IMPOSSIBLE LOL...

Another is when I was working & I had just gotten out of the hospital & had the poops from the iv's & oral anbtiotics so I was running (no pun intended) to the bathroom A LOT. Because of my frequent trips, I would rush & try to get back to the office. Well in doing so one time I tucked the back of my dress into my stockings/pantyhose. Fortunately a sweet older guy from another department caught me & told me before ANYONE ELSE saw it.

He did get the full moon tho because at that time I didnt wear underwear with my stockings TMI? LOL
 
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JazzysMom

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I have 2 that stick in my mind. One was in high school. My BF & I went to a friends house for a party & I pooped one of my "logs" & the toilet didnt have enough power to flush it so when someone went in after me it was still there.
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<br />When asked who did it, someone said that I did, but the friend throwing the party looked at me.....looked at the size of the poop & said that is IMPOSSIBLE LOL...
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<br />Another is when I was working & I had just gotten out of the hospital & had the poops from the iv's & oral anbtiotics so I was running (no pun intended) to the bathroom A LOT. Because of my frequent trips, I would rush & try to get back to the office. Well in doing so one time I tucked the back of my dress into my stockings/pantyhose. Fortunately a sweet older guy from another department caught me & told me before ANYONE ELSE saw it.
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<br />He did get the full moon tho because at that time I didnt wear underwear with my stockings TMI? LOL
 
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Emily65Roses

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Oh my god I got another one! The first or second Christmas I spent with Mike... every Christmas we go up to Massachusetts to visit extended family and we spend the day driving around seeing various people. So we get to one of the first stops and I have horrendous oily diarrhea. I run the water in the bathroom and poop as fast as I can. I wipe and flush, and I clogged the damn toilet. I do not lie. I tried so hard to fix it, but failed. We were near leaving, so I just left the toilet be and ran out of the house. I don't know if they ever figured out it was me or not. LOL
 
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Emily65Roses

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Oh my god I got another one! The first or second Christmas I spent with Mike... every Christmas we go up to Massachusetts to visit extended family and we spend the day driving around seeing various people. So we get to one of the first stops and I have horrendous oily diarrhea. I run the water in the bathroom and poop as fast as I can. I wipe and flush, and I clogged the damn toilet. I do not lie. I tried so hard to fix it, but failed. We were near leaving, so I just left the toilet be and ran out of the house. I don't know if they ever figured out it was me or not. LOL
 
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Emily65Roses

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Oh my god I got another one! The first or second Christmas I spent with Mike... every Christmas we go up to Massachusetts to visit extended family and we spend the day driving around seeing various people. So we get to one of the first stops and I have horrendous oily diarrhea. I run the water in the bathroom and poop as fast as I can. I wipe and flush, and I clogged the damn toilet. I do not lie. I tried so hard to fix it, but failed. We were near leaving, so I just left the toilet be and ran out of the house. I don't know if they ever figured out it was me or not. LOL
 
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Emily65Roses

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Oh my god I got another one! The first or second Christmas I spent with Mike... every Christmas we go up to Massachusetts to visit extended family and we spend the day driving around seeing various people. So we get to one of the first stops and I have horrendous oily diarrhea. I run the water in the bathroom and poop as fast as I can. I wipe and flush, and I clogged the damn toilet. I do not lie. I tried so hard to fix it, but failed. We were near leaving, so I just left the toilet be and ran out of the house. I don't know if they ever figured out it was me or not. LOL
 
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Emily65Roses

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Oh my god I got another one! The first or second Christmas I spent with Mike... every Christmas we go up to Massachusetts to visit extended family and we spend the day driving around seeing various people. So we get to one of the first stops and I have horrendous oily diarrhea. I run the water in the bathroom and poop as fast as I can. I wipe and flush, and I clogged the damn toilet. I do not lie. I tried so hard to fix it, but failed. We were near leaving, so I just left the toilet be and ran out of the house. I don't know if they ever figured out it was me or not. LOL
 
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jodijp

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OMG these are hysterical! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Like everyone else I've had a few big, green, boogie stories too, on my neck, in my hand with no where to put it except to fling it in the bushes, and on my clothes. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">

But here's my topper:
I'm one of those people that give everything I've got when I do PFTs. I bend over, almost to the ground, squeezing out every last bit of air out I can before the big inhale at the end.

About a year ago, I was late for my appt and didn't have time to go to the bathroom as I <b>always</b> make of point of doing. Went in for my PFT, I was blowing as hard as I could, bending and blowing so hard, I peed my pants. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0"> And I mean a big gush of pee! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">

Thank god I've known the RT a long time, so in a panic, I told him I've got to go to the bathroom <b>NOW</b>! He got my drift, we just laughed as I excused myself, and tried to clean up as best I could under the hand blow dryer. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> Thank god my pants were a darker color and you couldn't really see anything, but I felt GROSS! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">

And thank goodness I had a few plastic grocery bags in my car to throw down on the seat when I left. Ewwwww. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
 
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jodijp

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OMG these are hysterical! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Like everyone else I've had a few big, green, boogie stories too, on my neck, in my hand with no where to put it except to fling it in the bushes, and on my clothes. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">

But here's my topper:
I'm one of those people that give everything I've got when I do PFTs. I bend over, almost to the ground, squeezing out every last bit of air out I can before the big inhale at the end.

About a year ago, I was late for my appt and didn't have time to go to the bathroom as I <b>always</b> make of point of doing. Went in for my PFT, I was blowing as hard as I could, bending and blowing so hard, I peed my pants. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0"> And I mean a big gush of pee! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">

Thank god I've known the RT a long time, so in a panic, I told him I've got to go to the bathroom <b>NOW</b>! He got my drift, we just laughed as I excused myself, and tried to clean up as best I could under the hand blow dryer. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> Thank god my pants were a darker color and you couldn't really see anything, but I felt GROSS! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">

And thank goodness I had a few plastic grocery bags in my car to throw down on the seat when I left. Ewwwww. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
 
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jodijp

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OMG these are hysterical! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Like everyone else I've had a few big, green, boogie stories too, on my neck, in my hand with no where to put it except to fling it in the bushes, and on my clothes. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">

But here's my topper:
I'm one of those people that give everything I've got when I do PFTs. I bend over, almost to the ground, squeezing out every last bit of air out I can before the big inhale at the end.

About a year ago, I was late for my appt and didn't have time to go to the bathroom as I <b>always</b> make of point of doing. Went in for my PFT, I was blowing as hard as I could, bending and blowing so hard, I peed my pants. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0"> And I mean a big gush of pee! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">

Thank god I've known the RT a long time, so in a panic, I told him I've got to go to the bathroom <b>NOW</b>! He got my drift, we just laughed as I excused myself, and tried to clean up as best I could under the hand blow dryer. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> Thank god my pants were a darker color and you couldn't really see anything, but I felt GROSS! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">

And thank goodness I had a few plastic grocery bags in my car to throw down on the seat when I left. Ewwwww. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
 
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jodijp

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OMG these are hysterical! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Like everyone else I've had a few big, green, boogie stories too, on my neck, in my hand with no where to put it except to fling it in the bushes, and on my clothes. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">

But here's my topper:
I'm one of those people that give everything I've got when I do PFTs. I bend over, almost to the ground, squeezing out every last bit of air out I can before the big inhale at the end.

About a year ago, I was late for my appt and didn't have time to go to the bathroom as I <b>always</b> make of point of doing. Went in for my PFT, I was blowing as hard as I could, bending and blowing so hard, I peed my pants. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0"> And I mean a big gush of pee! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">

Thank god I've known the RT a long time, so in a panic, I told him I've got to go to the bathroom <b>NOW</b>! He got my drift, we just laughed as I excused myself, and tried to clean up as best I could under the hand blow dryer. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> Thank god my pants were a darker color and you couldn't really see anything, but I felt GROSS! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">

And thank goodness I had a few plastic grocery bags in my car to throw down on the seat when I left. Ewwwww. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
 
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jodijp

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OMG these are hysterical! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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<br />Like everyone else I've had a few big, green, boogie stories too, on my neck, in my hand with no where to put it except to fling it in the bushes, and on my clothes. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
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<br />But here's my topper:
<br />I'm one of those people that give everything I've got when I do PFTs. I bend over, almost to the ground, squeezing out every last bit of air out I can before the big inhale at the end.
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<br />About a year ago, I was late for my appt and didn't have time to go to the bathroom as I <b>always</b> make of point of doing. Went in for my PFT, I was blowing as hard as I could, bending and blowing so hard, I peed my pants. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0"> And I mean a big gush of pee! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">
<br />
<br />Thank god I've known the RT a long time, so in a panic, I told him I've got to go to the bathroom <b>NOW</b>! He got my drift, we just laughed as I excused myself, and tried to clean up as best I could under the hand blow dryer. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> Thank god my pants were a darker color and you couldn't really see anything, but I felt GROSS! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
<br />
<br />And thank goodness I had a few plastic grocery bags in my car to throw down on the seat when I left. Ewwwww. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
 
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Skye

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Here's a PFT story. I too try to blow hard and long when I do my PFT's. I was making a particullary energetic try at it one clinic visit and just bit down and cracked the mouthpiece in half. My doc said in all his years he's never seen anyone do that. Didn't do much for my PFT's but I gave it the old college try.
 
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Skye

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Here's a PFT story. I too try to blow hard and long when I do my PFT's. I was making a particullary energetic try at it one clinic visit and just bit down and cracked the mouthpiece in half. My doc said in all his years he's never seen anyone do that. Didn't do much for my PFT's but I gave it the old college try.
 
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Skye

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Here's a PFT story. I too try to blow hard and long when I do my PFT's. I was making a particullary energetic try at it one clinic visit and just bit down and cracked the mouthpiece in half. My doc said in all his years he's never seen anyone do that. Didn't do much for my PFT's but I gave it the old college try.
 
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Skye

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Here's a PFT story. I too try to blow hard and long when I do my PFT's. I was making a particullary energetic try at it one clinic visit and just bit down and cracked the mouthpiece in half. My doc said in all his years he's never seen anyone do that. Didn't do much for my PFT's but I gave it the old college try.
 
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Skye

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Here's a PFT story. I too try to blow hard and long when I do my PFT's. I was making a particullary energetic try at it one clinic visit and just bit down and cracked the mouthpiece in half. My doc said in all his years he's never seen anyone do that. Didn't do much for my PFT's but I gave it the old college try.
 
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