LMAO!
That sounds like student health. I had to struggle with them for a MONTH and a HALF to get ABx because I didn't have strep A.
When I finally found somebody there who gave me some, guess what she said?
"Well, just because you have CF, it doesn't mean we can throw antibiotics at you."
I was so pissed. I mean, would you tell a diabetic, 'just because you're a diabetic, doesn't mean we can throw insulin at you.'