Hahaha.
-When the term "Dropping an F-Bomb" has a completely different meaning for you.
-When more than once you've been on the way to a party only to turn around halfway because you "Didn't realize the 5 bottles in the car had run out!"
-When hundreds of evenings in your life have been ended with "I can't... I have to go home and do therapy..."
-When going to dinner your nickname suddenly becomes "Mooch"
-When people who don't know better try to talk to you while doing your vest/flutter, and you just smile, nod and go "Uh-huh... uh-huh" and finally they realize you can't hear a dang thing
-When "Underarm funk" goes beyond am inconvenience and becomes simply a joke with friends
-When getting onto an airplain and only one of your six bags is clothes, toilettries and other "normal" packing stuff.