- "are you taking any medications?" requires a more time-consuming answer than "how do you build a rocketship?"
-your own coughing wakes other people up at night more often than it does you
-you wonder if people think you're a druggie because you pop so many pills, all the time, in public
-you always win when teachers give you a hard time about absences/late assignments. ALWAYS.
-your friends marvel at how you can swallow horse pills.. dry
-your nebulizer has multiple uses; it is also very effective at blowing up party balloons, water tubes and floats, etc.
-you mom tells you to go ahead and eat the brownies as long as you don't smoke it
-you are grateful that your parents beat you when you were younger
-no bodily function/fluid digusts you. whatsoever.