Ya know you have CF when....

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bittyhorse23

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Cdlhood</b></i>



And finally, in grade school, when your science teacher asks the class what element can take the form of a solid, a liquid, and a gas, you raised your hand and said "My poop".</end quote></div>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Love it!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 
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bittyhorse23

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Cdlhood</b></i>



And finally, in grade school, when your science teacher asks the class what element can take the form of a solid, a liquid, and a gas, you raised your hand and said "My poop".</end quote></div>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Love it!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 
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bittyhorse23

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Cdlhood</b></i>



And finally, in grade school, when your science teacher asks the class what element can take the form of a solid, a liquid, and a gas, you raised your hand and said "My poop".</end quote></div>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Love it!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 
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bittyhorse23

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Cdlhood</b></i>



And finally, in grade school, when your science teacher asks the class what element can take the form of a solid, a liquid, and a gas, you raised your hand and said "My poop".</end quote>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Love it!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 
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bittyhorse23

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Cdlhood</b></i>
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<br />And finally, in grade school, when your science teacher asks the class what element can take the form of a solid, a liquid, and a gas, you raised your hand and said "My poop".</end quote>
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<br />HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Love it!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 
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cfsucks

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Cdlhood</b></i>You see a commercial for a medication you are taking on tv, and then realize that nobody in the commercial is less than 60 years old.</end quote></div>

lol good one
 
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cfsucks

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Cdlhood</b></i>You see a commercial for a medication you are taking on tv, and then realize that nobody in the commercial is less than 60 years old.</end quote></div>

lol good one
 
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cfsucks

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Cdlhood</b></i>You see a commercial for a medication you are taking on tv, and then realize that nobody in the commercial is less than 60 years old.</end quote></div>

lol good one
 
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cfsucks

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Cdlhood</b></i>You see a commercial for a medication you are taking on tv, and then realize that nobody in the commercial is less than 60 years old.</end quote>

lol good one
 
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cfsucks

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Cdlhood</b></i>You see a commercial for a medication you are taking on tv, and then realize that nobody in the commercial is less than 60 years old.</end quote>
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<br />lol good one
 
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MCGrad2006

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ooooo...Got a new one too. Not to be depressing, but after my uncles funeral we had people over to the house. And this kept happening...at least my uncle would be laughing, he would understand my predicament since he had lung problems too.

---When your mom (or your aunt, or your cousin) blabs to everyone who sits down in your neb chair...that its your "phlegm chair."

---Then they say, "Oh yea, she can hack 'em up like Pop used to do." (I never met my Pop, but I guess he used to sit in a chair and hack the sh*t out of himself, too). At least I am making someone proud of my talents.
 
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MCGrad2006

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ooooo...Got a new one too. Not to be depressing, but after my uncles funeral we had people over to the house. And this kept happening...at least my uncle would be laughing, he would understand my predicament since he had lung problems too.

---When your mom (or your aunt, or your cousin) blabs to everyone who sits down in your neb chair...that its your "phlegm chair."

---Then they say, "Oh yea, she can hack 'em up like Pop used to do." (I never met my Pop, but I guess he used to sit in a chair and hack the sh*t out of himself, too). At least I am making someone proud of my talents.
 
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MCGrad2006

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ooooo...Got a new one too. Not to be depressing, but after my uncles funeral we had people over to the house. And this kept happening...at least my uncle would be laughing, he would understand my predicament since he had lung problems too.

---When your mom (or your aunt, or your cousin) blabs to everyone who sits down in your neb chair...that its your "phlegm chair."

---Then they say, "Oh yea, she can hack 'em up like Pop used to do." (I never met my Pop, but I guess he used to sit in a chair and hack the sh*t out of himself, too). At least I am making someone proud of my talents.
 
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MCGrad2006

Guest
ooooo...Got a new one too. Not to be depressing, but after my uncles funeral we had people over to the house. And this kept happening...at least my uncle would be laughing, he would understand my predicament since he had lung problems too.

---When your mom (or your aunt, or your cousin) blabs to everyone who sits down in your neb chair...that its your "phlegm chair."

---Then they say, "Oh yea, she can hack 'em up like Pop used to do." (I never met my Pop, but I guess he used to sit in a chair and hack the sh*t out of himself, too). At least I am making someone proud of my talents.
 
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MCGrad2006

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ooooo...Got a new one too. Not to be depressing, but after my uncles funeral we had people over to the house. And this kept happening...at least my uncle would be laughing, he would understand my predicament since he had lung problems too.
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<br />---When your mom (or your aunt, or your cousin) blabs to everyone who sits down in your neb chair...that its your "phlegm chair."
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<br />---Then they say, "Oh yea, she can hack 'em up like Pop used to do." (I never met my Pop, but I guess he used to sit in a chair and hack the sh*t out of himself, too). At least I am making someone proud of my talents.
 
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Kori

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Ok so being the wife of a 45 year old CFer I have some too.

When you call your wife to come in the bathroom to look at the bunch of sputum you just coughed up and ask what color is it? Because the hubby is color blind.

When the wife can tell that you ate the whole bag of cheetos just from the smell of your poo.

When your kids come talk to you while your doing the vest just so they can get a laugh at the way you sound.

When your kids have friends sleep over and they come peeking around the corner to watch you do your teatments. Because they are so intrigued.

When you forget yur enzymes at home and the wife wants to go shopping and you say as long as I'm ack at the house within the 3 hour time limit to take my meds. (I think sometimes he purposely leaves them at home just so he doesn't have to go shopping with me.

When your 2 sons think that how far you can spit a lugee that is huge all the way to the other side of the street is just the coolest thing ever. And they want to try to do it again and make it go further.

When your wife wishes that the color of your lips when your out of breath would come in a lipgloss.

When you kiss and you're so salty your spouse has to get a drink of water.

When you learn to never try anything off of your CF husband's plate because the salt will kill you.

When you can't identify what kind of food is even on the plate because everything is just mounds of white.

Ok I think I'm through this was fun though and kind of cheered me up a little. Thanks guys.
 
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Kori

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Ok so being the wife of a 45 year old CFer I have some too.

When you call your wife to come in the bathroom to look at the bunch of sputum you just coughed up and ask what color is it? Because the hubby is color blind.

When the wife can tell that you ate the whole bag of cheetos just from the smell of your poo.

When your kids come talk to you while your doing the vest just so they can get a laugh at the way you sound.

When your kids have friends sleep over and they come peeking around the corner to watch you do your teatments. Because they are so intrigued.

When you forget yur enzymes at home and the wife wants to go shopping and you say as long as I'm ack at the house within the 3 hour time limit to take my meds. (I think sometimes he purposely leaves them at home just so he doesn't have to go shopping with me.

When your 2 sons think that how far you can spit a lugee that is huge all the way to the other side of the street is just the coolest thing ever. And they want to try to do it again and make it go further.

When your wife wishes that the color of your lips when your out of breath would come in a lipgloss.

When you kiss and you're so salty your spouse has to get a drink of water.

When you learn to never try anything off of your CF husband's plate because the salt will kill you.

When you can't identify what kind of food is even on the plate because everything is just mounds of white.

Ok I think I'm through this was fun though and kind of cheered me up a little. Thanks guys.
 
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Kori

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Ok so being the wife of a 45 year old CFer I have some too.

When you call your wife to come in the bathroom to look at the bunch of sputum you just coughed up and ask what color is it? Because the hubby is color blind.

When the wife can tell that you ate the whole bag of cheetos just from the smell of your poo.

When your kids come talk to you while your doing the vest just so they can get a laugh at the way you sound.

When your kids have friends sleep over and they come peeking around the corner to watch you do your teatments. Because they are so intrigued.

When you forget yur enzymes at home and the wife wants to go shopping and you say as long as I'm ack at the house within the 3 hour time limit to take my meds. (I think sometimes he purposely leaves them at home just so he doesn't have to go shopping with me.

When your 2 sons think that how far you can spit a lugee that is huge all the way to the other side of the street is just the coolest thing ever. And they want to try to do it again and make it go further.

When your wife wishes that the color of your lips when your out of breath would come in a lipgloss.

When you kiss and you're so salty your spouse has to get a drink of water.

When you learn to never try anything off of your CF husband's plate because the salt will kill you.

When you can't identify what kind of food is even on the plate because everything is just mounds of white.

Ok I think I'm through this was fun though and kind of cheered me up a little. Thanks guys.
 
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Kori

New member
Ok so being the wife of a 45 year old CFer I have some too.

When you call your wife to come in the bathroom to look at the bunch of sputum you just coughed up and ask what color is it? Because the hubby is color blind.

When the wife can tell that you ate the whole bag of cheetos just from the smell of your poo.

When your kids come talk to you while your doing the vest just so they can get a laugh at the way you sound.

When your kids have friends sleep over and they come peeking around the corner to watch you do your teatments. Because they are so intrigued.

When you forget yur enzymes at home and the wife wants to go shopping and you say as long as I'm ack at the house within the 3 hour time limit to take my meds. (I think sometimes he purposely leaves them at home just so he doesn't have to go shopping with me.

When your 2 sons think that how far you can spit a lugee that is huge all the way to the other side of the street is just the coolest thing ever. And they want to try to do it again and make it go further.

When your wife wishes that the color of your lips when your out of breath would come in a lipgloss.

When you kiss and you're so salty your spouse has to get a drink of water.

When you learn to never try anything off of your CF husband's plate because the salt will kill you.

When you can't identify what kind of food is even on the plate because everything is just mounds of white.

Ok I think I'm through this was fun though and kind of cheered me up a little. Thanks guys.
 
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Kori

New member
Ok so being the wife of a 45 year old CFer I have some too.
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<br />When you call your wife to come in the bathroom to look at the bunch of sputum you just coughed up and ask what color is it? Because the hubby is color blind.
<br />
<br />When the wife can tell that you ate the whole bag of cheetos just from the smell of your poo.
<br />
<br />When your kids come talk to you while your doing the vest just so they can get a laugh at the way you sound.
<br />
<br />When your kids have friends sleep over and they come peeking around the corner to watch you do your teatments. Because they are so intrigued.
<br />
<br />When you forget yur enzymes at home and the wife wants to go shopping and you say as long as I'm ack at the house within the 3 hour time limit to take my meds. (I think sometimes he purposely leaves them at home just so he doesn't have to go shopping with me.
<br />
<br />When your 2 sons think that how far you can spit a lugee that is huge all the way to the other side of the street is just the coolest thing ever. And they want to try to do it again and make it go further.
<br />
<br />When your wife wishes that the color of your lips when your out of breath would come in a lipgloss.
<br />
<br />When you kiss and you're so salty your spouse has to get a drink of water.
<br />
<br />When you learn to never try anything off of your CF husband's plate because the salt will kill you.
<br />
<br />When you can't identify what kind of food is even on the plate because everything is just mounds of white.
<br />
<br />Ok I think I'm through this was fun though and kind of cheered me up a little. Thanks guys.
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