Ok gross topic, but we have talked about and brought up some pretty gross things (my thread about weird things we do being one of them). What i'm refering to, is when you think you have a fart coming on, you let it go, but it was a pocket of that orange oil we get when we didn't digest a fatty meal properly. I can't tell you how many times i've destroyed a pair of underwear that way, and if you ever do it out in public, it's a horrible nightmare because your whole backside (to to it being caught in your underwear) is covered in that thick very smelly orange oil (for those non cf's who don't know what it looks like, it looks exactly like that orange oil residue on ultra fatty cookes meats like BBQ and the like), and you have to basically hit the nearest bathroom (hopefully it has a lock on the door) and throw your undies away and clean your backside with TONS of wet soapy paper towels and then hopefully it didn't get to your jeans/dress pants that bad. I've had to call off entire engagements or become extremely late because I had to fly home (almost always a long ways away) to change clothes and stand in the shower to wash my backside.
Just last night I was sitting in my PC chair (wont tell you how gross the seat area is in my pc chair) and let one rip, and it was pure oil. Undies were ruined of course, and my chair got a giant dose of it. Had to take of the undies, wipe up as best I could normally, and then hit the shower and soap up my lower half and rinse off. This really sucks because when it happens you don't know, the oil pockets that come flying feel just like farts, so it's a total surprise.
I think this happens to me because i'll take my enzymes before a meal, and then eat, but sometimes keep on eating like pizza or whatever thats fatty during a movie, for most of the movie...While my enzymes stopped processing the food a long time ago.
Anyways, i'm positive i'm not the only CF'r to have had these encounters, and I bet many of you have destroyed your underwear/chair/pants/shorts in this way like I have many times. Let the stories roll.
Just last night I was sitting in my PC chair (wont tell you how gross the seat area is in my pc chair) and let one rip, and it was pure oil. Undies were ruined of course, and my chair got a giant dose of it. Had to take of the undies, wipe up as best I could normally, and then hit the shower and soap up my lower half and rinse off. This really sucks because when it happens you don't know, the oil pockets that come flying feel just like farts, so it's a total surprise.
I think this happens to me because i'll take my enzymes before a meal, and then eat, but sometimes keep on eating like pizza or whatever thats fatty during a movie, for most of the movie...While my enzymes stopped processing the food a long time ago.
Anyways, i'm positive i'm not the only CF'r to have had these encounters, and I bet many of you have destroyed your underwear/chair/pants/shorts in this way like I have many times. Let the stories roll.