CF booty oil blowouts.

[anonymous]

I am sitting here reading these stories and can't help but laugh at them.

My son had all of the above and got to the point where he stopped joining in the "fart contests" between his brother and friends for fear of releasing something other than just a fart.

I think the most embarrasing times for him were the last couple of times he was in hospital for iv's. I can't remember what meds he was on but they sure did a number on him. He woke to find out he'd had the runs and it was everywhere, even on the floor. Even though he was embarressed he still made light of it and had me in stitiches explaining it all in detail to me on the phone.

And of course, we always knew when he had been in the bathroom, tell tale sign was the orange ring.

We had so many laughs over the years as he had such a sense of humour and managed to see the funny side of things.

 

[anonymous]

I am sitting here reading these stories and can't help but laugh at them.

My son had all of the above and got to the point where he stopped joining in the "fart contests" between his brother and friends for fear of releasing something other than just a fart.

I think the most embarrasing times for him were the last couple of times he was in hospital for iv's. I can't remember what meds he was on but they sure did a number on him. He woke to find out he'd had the runs and it was everywhere, even on the floor. Even though he was embarressed he still made light of it and had me in stitiches explaining it all in detail to me on the phone.

And of course, we always knew when he had been in the bathroom, tell tale sign was the orange ring.

We had so many laughs over the years as he had such a sense of humour and managed to see the funny side of things.

 

[anonymous]

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard in a long time. And that's what I love about having CF and this message board...you learn to apppreciate and find humor in the grossest things.

Anyways, I've had this problem before, and it sucks. So I NEVER, EVER fart unless I'm sitting on the toilet. The worst thing I think is the noise that comes along with passing these, uhh, oily stools...talk about noisy. I'm so afraid to poo at other people's houses A) because of the noise and B) the orange stains in the toilet bowl.

It seems that no matter how many enzymes I take, this sometimes happens. Oh well.

 

[anonymous]

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard in a long time. And that's what I love about having CF and this message board...you learn to apppreciate and find humor in the grossest things.

Anyways, I've had this problem before, and it sucks. So I NEVER, EVER fart unless I'm sitting on the toilet. The worst thing I think is the noise that comes along with passing these, uhh, oily stools...talk about noisy. I'm so afraid to poo at other people's houses A) because of the noise and B) the orange stains in the toilet bowl.

It seems that no matter how many enzymes I take, this sometimes happens. Oh well.

 

[Faust]

I forgot to add this: Last night after the booty blow out I sat on the toilet, and when I got up I had put two weird, angel wing looking orange stains on the white toilet seat. I tried scrubbing it with TP, then a wet soapy washcloth, it wouldnt come out. Just like when you have that orange oil on tupperwear and it stains it, now our bedroom bathroom has two light orange small angel wings (from my butt cheeks) stained onto the seat. First time i've seen that happen.

 

[Faust]

I forgot to add this: Last night after the booty blow out I sat on the toilet, and when I got up I had put two weird, angel wing looking orange stains on the white toilet seat. I tried scrubbing it with TP, then a wet soapy washcloth, it wouldnt come out. Just like when you have that orange oil on tupperwear and it stains it, now our bedroom bathroom has two light orange small angel wings (from my butt cheeks) stained onto the seat. First time i've seen that happen.

 

[anonymous]

<img src="i/expressions/angel.gif" border="0">

 

[anonymous]

<img src="i/expressions/angel.gif" border="0">

 

[thelizardqueen]

I've had the angel wings a few times - althought I never referred to it as "angel wings" LOL. I guess its just from the mess creeping up onto your butt and then you sitting on the toilet. I find more often then not, I do know when I'm going to "shart" (that's what I call the oily farts - fart with a little bit of poo/oil), and most cases its when I've eaten too much greasy food and not taken enough enzymes. But alas, there are times when I never do know its coming. Man, this is a gross topic, but its so interesting to know that we all have this problem. LOL - talk about coming together on common ground.

 

[thelizardqueen]

I've had the angel wings a few times - althought I never referred to it as "angel wings" LOL. I guess its just from the mess creeping up onto your butt and then you sitting on the toilet. I find more often then not, I do know when I'm going to "shart" (that's what I call the oily farts - fart with a little bit of poo/oil), and most cases its when I've eaten too much greasy food and not taken enough enzymes. But alas, there are times when I never do know its coming. Man, this is a gross topic, but its so interesting to know that we all have this problem. LOL - talk about coming together on common ground.

 

[anonymous]

Now if we could just find a way to refine this booty oil into gasoline, all the CFer's could be millionaires!

 

[anonymous]

Now if we could just find a way to refine this booty oil into gasoline, all the CFer's could be millionaires!

 

[JazzysMom]

I dont have this much anymore, but I remember it happening at work. It left a slight stain on my skirt which I thought I got out. Someone came behind me & asked if I had my period because there was a stain. I of coure said yes since it seemed it would me more acceptable then the true reason. Fortunately I worked a local hospital so was able to get a lab coat to wear until I could return home & change. I dont usually have the terrible smell that lingers with those oily espisodes, but I know the orange ring in the toilet. It does remind me of the pizza when You hold a slice up & let the oil drip off. Oh the life of a CFer that only another CFer can appreciate!

 

[JazzysMom]

I dont have this much anymore, but I remember it happening at work. It left a slight stain on my skirt which I thought I got out. Someone came behind me & asked if I had my period because there was a stain. I of coure said yes since it seemed it would me more acceptable then the true reason. Fortunately I worked a local hospital so was able to get a lab coat to wear until I could return home & change. I dont usually have the terrible smell that lingers with those oily espisodes, but I know the orange ring in the toilet. It does remind me of the pizza when You hold a slice up & let the oil drip off. Oh the life of a CFer that only another CFer can appreciate!

 

[anonymous]

i am extra careful after eating corn chips not too fart cause......boom you know. Yes too bad the oil is only ususally shades of orange, but if your luck maybe yellow haha. I guess it goes out the same way it goes in what fun <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0">

 

[anonymous]

i am extra careful after eating corn chips not too fart cause......boom you know. Yes too bad the oil is only ususally shades of orange, but if your luck maybe yellow haha. I guess it goes out the same way it goes in what fun <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0">

 

[Emily65Roses]

<blockquote>Quote
<hr><i>Originally posted by: <b>Anonymous</b></i>
Now if we could just find a way to refine this booty oil into gasoline, all the CFer's could be millionaires!<hr></blockquote>

We should find a way to do that. Save us lots of money on gas for our own cars... and we could sell it by the gallon. I want to be a millionaire!!! Anyone want to start experimenting by filling their gas tanks with butt oil? Hah!

 

[Emily65Roses]

<blockquote>Quote
<hr><i>Originally posted by: <b>Anonymous</b></i>
Now if we could just find a way to refine this booty oil into gasoline, all the CFer's could be millionaires!<hr></blockquote>

We should find a way to do that. Save us lots of money on gas for our own cars... and we could sell it by the gallon. I want to be a millionaire!!! Anyone want to start experimenting by filling their gas tanks with butt oil? Hah!

 

[Emily65Roses]

Oh and piece of practical advice... you know how your butt always feels so greasy and disgusting following one of these episodes? Try making sure you have baby wipes in your bathroom at home. And see about possibly carrying a little travel pack of them with you at work, school, and wherever else. It's good for more than one reason: 1. They're softer, so you're not rubbing at your butt for an hour with sandpaper. 2. They clean the area much better than toilet paper does. 3. They generally leave a clean smell of their own that may help in covering up the oil smell itself.

 

[Emily65Roses]

Oh and piece of practical advice... you know how your butt always feels so greasy and disgusting following one of these episodes? Try making sure you have baby wipes in your bathroom at home. And see about possibly carrying a little travel pack of them with you at work, school, and wherever else. It's good for more than one reason: 1. They're softer, so you're not rubbing at your butt for an hour with sandpaper. 2. They clean the area much better than toilet paper does. 3. They generally leave a clean smell of their own that may help in covering up the oil smell itself.