CF booty oil blowouts.

Faust

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We are not alone. Our a*s oil unites us all. THE CLANS MUST JOIN TOGETHER TO FIGHT AGAINST A COMMON EVIL!!!
 

Faust

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We are not alone. Our a*s oil unites us all. THE CLANS MUST JOIN TOGETHER TO FIGHT AGAINST A COMMON EVIL!!!
 

anonymous

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good thread..so true..i have thrown out so many undies myself..the worst has got to be when my dog digs them out and comes running into the living room with them. so now i have to put them in a bag tie it up and take it out the trashcan outside..our work is never over!
 

anonymous

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good thread..so true..i have thrown out so many undies myself..the worst has got to be when my dog digs them out and comes running into the living room with them. so now i have to put them in a bag tie it up and take it out the trashcan outside..our work is never over!
 

anonymous

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I told my friend there is a good site to learn about CF. I can just see her tentatively getting on.. then she reads this topic!! I have to laugh.. i never thought someone would start such a disgusting thread.
Happy farting guys!!
 

anonymous

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I told my friend there is a good site to learn about CF. I can just see her tentatively getting on.. then she reads this topic!! I have to laugh.. i never thought someone would start such a disgusting thread.
Happy farting guys!!
 

mousesmom

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This used to happen to Monique a lot when she was younger. We used say that she had an "oil leak".

Luckily since changing to Creon and upping the dose this doesn't happen anymore.
 

mousesmom

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This used to happen to Monique a lot when she was younger. We used say that she had an "oil leak".

Luckily since changing to Creon and upping the dose this doesn't happen anymore.
 

Faust

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<blockquote>Quote<br><hr><i>Originally posted by: <b>JazzysMom</b></i><br>OMG.....I forgot about MY dog digging them out of the garbage! LOL.....<hr></blockquote>


I have had paper towel layers on my chair for the last couple days now, and it's still absorbing the oil, and i've been replacing them twice a day and throwing the old ones away in the trash right next to my pc chair. Last night the small newest dog kept trying to get near the garbage, and kept sniffin the old ones. I guess all the fats in it really turns him on.
 

Faust

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<blockquote>Quote<br><hr><i>Originally posted by: <b>JazzysMom</b></i><br>OMG.....I forgot about MY dog digging them out of the garbage! LOL.....<hr></blockquote>


I have had paper towel layers on my chair for the last couple days now, and it's still absorbing the oil, and i've been replacing them twice a day and throwing the old ones away in the trash right next to my pc chair. Last night the small newest dog kept trying to get near the garbage, and kept sniffin the old ones. I guess all the fats in it really turns him on.
 

princessjdc

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when i was younger i had that problem a lot, cause i wasnt good at taking my enzymes all the time, always thought that it was a pain in the butt, so I would skip alot of enzymes and pay later, now I would have to say that i dont have blow outs like that i have recently had one tiny one at home but that was because i was out of creon and waiting for more to arrive, but I have never ruined a pair of undies that I can recall.
 

princessjdc

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when i was younger i had that problem a lot, cause i wasnt good at taking my enzymes all the time, always thought that it was a pain in the butt, so I would skip alot of enzymes and pay later, now I would have to say that i dont have blow outs like that i have recently had one tiny one at home but that was because i was out of creon and waiting for more to arrive, but I have never ruined a pair of undies that I can recall.
 
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65rosessamurai

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I knew as soon as I saw the title what it was going to be about!! Leave it to SeanDavis to start it..Ok, Sean, I give you credit for this! I couldn't figure out how to "candy coat" this topic, but you were able to put some "pizaz" in the "blowouts"! (haha)<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
I must've spent years having to wash, or toss yellow (or orange shaded) underwear out...til a few years ago, when I had no way to change my underwear if it happened at work!! I had some very close calls then, ran to the bathroom (hoping it was available, cause there was only one toilet for one floor with 20 odd people working there), for a quick check! From that lesson, I had to learn when I had a "safe fart" coming on, or not! If the previous meal was too much in the greasy area, didn't expect there was gonna be any "safe farts" for the next day!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
I can sort of relate to EB24's dillema, however, I had one of my own...it was when I was working for a Pizzerria, I had nothing but pizza to eat on a daily basis, and the gas made from the cheese had a bit of a long enduring scent, that was building up in my car! One time, I went to pick up some "friends" at the time, and as one got in, he goes, "who dealt one??", and I turned red! As I tried to "air out" the car after that incident, I swore to never let anymore go, unless it was "life or death"! It started when my first brand new car was an 89 Dodge Daytona ES, and even my new "Precious Suzuki" isn't exposed to that kind of "wear and tear" (I don't think it's under warranty,anyway!) anymore. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
BTW, an idea for getting rich was in relation to solving the "gas" crisis. IF cars could run on methane, than we could be making millions on bottling our farts for the automotive industry!!<img src="i/expressions/gas.gif" border="0">
(this took me a while to decide whether this embarrasing spool was worth replying to!!)
 
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65rosessamurai

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I knew as soon as I saw the title what it was going to be about!! Leave it to SeanDavis to start it..Ok, Sean, I give you credit for this! I couldn't figure out how to "candy coat" this topic, but you were able to put some "pizaz" in the "blowouts"! (haha)<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
I must've spent years having to wash, or toss yellow (or orange shaded) underwear out...til a few years ago, when I had no way to change my underwear if it happened at work!! I had some very close calls then, ran to the bathroom (hoping it was available, cause there was only one toilet for one floor with 20 odd people working there), for a quick check! From that lesson, I had to learn when I had a "safe fart" coming on, or not! If the previous meal was too much in the greasy area, didn't expect there was gonna be any "safe farts" for the next day!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">
I can sort of relate to EB24's dillema, however, I had one of my own...it was when I was working for a Pizzerria, I had nothing but pizza to eat on a daily basis, and the gas made from the cheese had a bit of a long enduring scent, that was building up in my car! One time, I went to pick up some "friends" at the time, and as one got in, he goes, "who dealt one??", and I turned red! As I tried to "air out" the car after that incident, I swore to never let anymore go, unless it was "life or death"! It started when my first brand new car was an 89 Dodge Daytona ES, and even my new "Precious Suzuki" isn't exposed to that kind of "wear and tear" (I don't think it's under warranty,anyway!) anymore. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
BTW, an idea for getting rich was in relation to solving the "gas" crisis. IF cars could run on methane, than we could be making millions on bottling our farts for the automotive industry!!<img src="i/expressions/gas.gif" border="0">
(this took me a while to decide whether this embarrasing spool was worth replying to!!)
 

JBUCCA

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OK, YES I HAVE HAD ONE OR TWO TOO, MAYBE 4 OR 5 LOLOL. IT SUCKS. AND BEING A GIRL IS EVEN MORE HORRIBLE!!! I REMEMBER IN KINDERGARDEN THATS THE ONLY THING I CAN REMEBER THAT FAR BACK, BUT I OILED MY UNDIES SO BAD THAT I WOULDNT COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM!!! THE TEACHER TRIED FOR A HOUR AND I JUST SAT THERE AND CRIED UNTIL THEY CALLED MY MOM TO GET ME... THATS WHEN I KNEW I WAS ALITTLE DIFFERENT!!! OHH AND ONE MORE TIME I WAS ON A PLANE W/ MY GRANDPARENTS AT ABOUT AT 7 I FARTED AND IT STUCNK THE WHOLE PLANE OUT AND PEOPLE STARTED TO COMPLAIN AND LOOK AT MY GRANDPA AND THE STORTESS HAD TO GO SPRAY LYSOL ON THE PLANE CAUSE TOO MANY PEOPLE COMPLANED MY GRANDPARENTS WERE SO HUMILATED AND EMMBARASSED BUT THEY JUST SAT THERE AND TOOK THE BLAME!!! OH I COULD GO ON AND ON!!! AND THE OIL STINKS!!!!!!!
 

JBUCCA

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OK, YES I HAVE HAD ONE OR TWO TOO, MAYBE 4 OR 5 LOLOL. IT SUCKS. AND BEING A GIRL IS EVEN MORE HORRIBLE!!! I REMEMBER IN KINDERGARDEN THATS THE ONLY THING I CAN REMEBER THAT FAR BACK, BUT I OILED MY UNDIES SO BAD THAT I WOULDNT COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM!!! THE TEACHER TRIED FOR A HOUR AND I JUST SAT THERE AND CRIED UNTIL THEY CALLED MY MOM TO GET ME... THATS WHEN I KNEW I WAS ALITTLE DIFFERENT!!! OHH AND ONE MORE TIME I WAS ON A PLANE W/ MY GRANDPARENTS AT ABOUT AT 7 I FARTED AND IT STUCNK THE WHOLE PLANE OUT AND PEOPLE STARTED TO COMPLAIN AND LOOK AT MY GRANDPA AND THE STORTESS HAD TO GO SPRAY LYSOL ON THE PLANE CAUSE TOO MANY PEOPLE COMPLANED MY GRANDPARENTS WERE SO HUMILATED AND EMMBARASSED BUT THEY JUST SAT THERE AND TOOK THE BLAME!!! OH I COULD GO ON AND ON!!! AND THE OIL STINKS!!!!!!!
 
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