princessjdc
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Well I guess I could share my three farting stories.....
When I was in grade school we had PE in the gym and most of the people were playing basketball, not me though I was just standing with some friends and I let out a "Silent but DEADLY" fart the funny part was the people playing b-ball didnt go near the stinch it was funny.
Another time I just went to a new school and they had 3rd and 4th graders in the same class room, by the way this was a small school, well I for some reason got in the habit of just letting loose with the farts as long as they were silent of course, well evertime one stunk they would blame it on this 3rd grader, I was a 4th grader, I felt sorry for the guy but I quickly stopped doing that cause I figured that one day they would catch on that it was me.
In highschool, different school, we were changing classes and I let one rip it was silent but everyone in the hall was pretty much gaging, and one of my guy friends actually came up to me and said man someone just crapped their pants, it was so hard to keep from laughing, he and no one else knew it was me.
okay one more and this I promise is the best one ever!!!!
My boyfriend a/k/a my husband now, I was at his parents house, where he was living, and I told him one day that I had to fart, he said go right ahead, he has never smelled my farts before and I guess he assumed it wouldnt stink, well it wasnt but 1min later he is backed into his bedroom wall gasping for air, it was hilarious and the funniest part was he was right next to his bedroom window and he didnt even open it, funny stuff. And to this day he says he is still paying me back for that day, now I suffer when he has the most ronchy stinky ones.
The funny part now about my farts is they dont stink as bad as they use to, once in awhile Ill get a good few ones but mainly they're not that sinky, I guess its because I take my enzymes a lot better now then what I use to when I was younger.
When I was in grade school we had PE in the gym and most of the people were playing basketball, not me though I was just standing with some friends and I let out a "Silent but DEADLY" fart the funny part was the people playing b-ball didnt go near the stinch it was funny.
Another time I just went to a new school and they had 3rd and 4th graders in the same class room, by the way this was a small school, well I for some reason got in the habit of just letting loose with the farts as long as they were silent of course, well evertime one stunk they would blame it on this 3rd grader, I was a 4th grader, I felt sorry for the guy but I quickly stopped doing that cause I figured that one day they would catch on that it was me.
In highschool, different school, we were changing classes and I let one rip it was silent but everyone in the hall was pretty much gaging, and one of my guy friends actually came up to me and said man someone just crapped their pants, it was so hard to keep from laughing, he and no one else knew it was me.
okay one more and this I promise is the best one ever!!!!
My boyfriend a/k/a my husband now, I was at his parents house, where he was living, and I told him one day that I had to fart, he said go right ahead, he has never smelled my farts before and I guess he assumed it wouldnt stink, well it wasnt but 1min later he is backed into his bedroom wall gasping for air, it was hilarious and the funniest part was he was right next to his bedroom window and he didnt even open it, funny stuff. And to this day he says he is still paying me back for that day, now I suffer when he has the most ronchy stinky ones.
The funny part now about my farts is they dont stink as bad as they use to, once in awhile Ill get a good few ones but mainly they're not that sinky, I guess its because I take my enzymes a lot better now then what I use to when I was younger.