I remember another story from my hysterectomy. It was, I think, less than a day after it was done. And this wench nurse tried to force me to shower. First of all, I'm not 5, I know when I need a shower. Second of all, I had MAJOR SURGERY YESTERDAY, LEAVE ME ALONE! lol When I told her I didn't feel like showering, she told me I had no choice. I told her I wanted to wait for my mom so she could help me, because I didn't want some stranger helping me shower. She waited maybe half an hour, and then started badgering me again. Finally, I just went into the bathroom and made "water noises." I turned on the faucet and stood in there for a while. I just really hate that because it's so completely unnecessary. I had major surgery less than 24 hours ago, if I don't feel like showering, I WON'T! The nurse bought that I had showered because of the "water noises." lol And then she continued to be so wenchy... Less than 3 days after the surgery, when I requested to go home ASAP (they had nothing big against it, as I had just done what they asked, finally passed some gas, haha), even though I easily could've stayed a few extra days, she got the paperwork started immediately. She wanted to get rid of me just as much as I wanted to get away from her. Hahaa.