I have a confession

[Faust]

Guess what it is, and the one with the humorous, most imaginative guess tomorrow gets 10 dollars paypaled to them via their paypall account. If you are real lame, and don't have paypal, maybe I send you a check. So let's get goin guys...I haven't seen a new "guess" contest in a while, so let's continue to have fun with each other.


I am now bending over and putting on my Richard Simmons shiny spurs, awaiting the abuse, an "intervention" if you will, from my other beloved lungers. Don't be gentle. Look at it this way, a good brain can net you 10 bucks. 10 bucks can buy quite a bit of brief diversion!

 

[Faust]

BTW I could also make the prize some form of creative acquisition by me (regardless if you like it or not) to reflect me spending 10 bucks on you. That is always good too.

 

[Faust]

Noone? I'm serious on the $$ guys.

 

[anonymous]

Does it have to do with boys' clothes?

 

[Faust]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>anonymous</b></i>

Does it have to do with boys' clothes?</end quote></div>


It does if you want it to be <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">


Remember, this isn't a real "guess" game like we used to do on Fridays. I just want someone to make up a cool, imaginative, hopefully funny guess what my confession is. Then they win $$$$

 

[anonymous]

Sean, my son, I thought we agreed to keep this within the confessional. And that WAS a chicken.

Fr. Feeley

 

[LoveShines4Austin]

You secretly enjoy Pauly Shore films. You watch them while wearing multi-colored toe socks.

P.S. I don't want the money...just wanted to take a guess.

 

[Purplelungz]

So I guess what your pretend conffession is...only the winner is the one with the best story?

ok if thats it then here is my guess:

Your really a woman. You had a sex change about 6 years ago. You had always been into manly things and attracted to women. So you decided what the heck just become a man. So you did. And you love it. Your so good at it no one ever noticed. You moved away from all family and old friends so that your secret would never come out. Your lady doesnt even know you used to be a lady. A pretty lady too. Yeah if you would have stay a woman you would have been really hott...I guess thats why your kinda good looking now. Anyway you have to confess now because the OO your taking is working so well its messing with your hormone medications.(for those that dont know for a sex change you need the hormones) So your starting to have more feminine characteristics....for example being metro sexual, case in point your interview picture. You know how to look fly...and lets face it alot of men just dont know how to do that, their just lucky when they do. Your also starting to wave your hands around and do the limp wrist. Your voice is slowly changing as well. Your also very comfortable with your sexuality, that some overly macho men would think is just not right. Most people would just over look this, not notice to much, or if they notice they choose to ignore your new seemingly odd habbits. But you realize sooner or later your original female hormones are going to come out and people are just going to think your gay. So you have to tell them that your a trans-sexual. Hopefully your lady will understand and want to be with you no matter if your a woman with man parts or not. Sadly for you taking the OO has had its great benifits but has its dark side since its counteracting all your male hormones you just have to confess at some point.

I'm here to support your coming out as a former female. No matter what happens in your life I'm here for you man/lady.

Amanda

 

[coltsfan715]

You recently went on a trip/Cruise to the Bahamas and Cancun. While vacationing you met a half mexican half asian (female) dwarf riding a unicycle. You became highly intrigued and have noticed that you can not stop thinking about said mexican/asian unicycle riding dwarf. Since returning you have been overcome with fantasies involving you and your fiance riding unicycles in mexican cities and making love. You are fascinated by your fantasies but ... are worried of how your fiance will take the news if you reveal your ultimate desire to her, not to mention your fantasy will never truly be fulfilled because your fiance is not mexican/asian or a dwarf (maybe she is, but not to my knowledge).

hehe ... good luck with that man. Hope your honey takes the news okay.


Lindsey

 

[anonymous]

U dont have cf and have nothin better 2 do except join this site

 

[dyza]

you like to stand naked while frying sausages in the frying pan,the
spitting fat splashing your various body parts

 

[65rosessamurai]

I stopped my gaming to get in on this one!!

You were actually a New York Stock Broker, who once was really rich until you made a major mistake in buying oranges. To cover it up, you tried to blame it on someone else, but it failed, so now you are exiled into Florida (of all places)...You then come across some shady characters, whom you later find out are related to the local mafia.
Realizing that you had also held an interest in firearms, they end up hiring you as an assasin. You become so deadly, that you became a professional assasin.
The great thing about the job, some of your targets were some of those "Wall Street" people you used to work with, so you were really enjoying your job.
But, wait, that's not even the confession, it's only the beginning, you are really NOT 35, you are actually 65, and during your years of being an assasin, you knew what happened to Jimmy Hoffa!
Now, you are sitting in your secret residency with nothing more than a TV, Computer, and phone line to connect to the outside world...why that scenario, you ask? One day, you got tired of your job, cause someone in the mafia world pissed you off, and you took out half a family! When the feds finally found out who did it, they had to put you in their witness protection program.
Now, about your CF and finding this forum, you were diagnosed with CF at 62 (a friend of my parents was the same, so this IS possible), and during the past 3 years, your health starts to deteriorate, and you go on oo to find out the stuff really works! You then happen to find the cf forum from a Google search, and here you are!
To conceal your identity, SeanDavis is only a code name you use, and the photos, are not of you, but your recently discovered grandson, from that one night...cause you lived like 007, finding beautiful women wherever you went, and had a fling with them all!! But, you only had one grandson out of all of your encounters. (Unlike Ghengis Khan)
(P.S. If I actually win, the money can be donated to CF! Sending it to me would be more costly--for me, anyway!)

 

[Faust]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>LoveShines4Austin</b></i>

You secretly enjoy Pauly Shore films. You watch them while wearing multi-colored toe socks.
</end quote></div>


That is amazing. It is odd that while I want Paula shore to get hit by a large vehicle, I do enjoy some of his films <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0"> And yes, I have watched them while wearing multi toed socks. Should I have included that if you are in a concubine relationship with satan, you cant's answer!?!?

 

[Faust]

haha some GREAT entries, and I stand by my word. I will either paypal you 10 bucks, or (more than likely if you don't have paypal) go about my way to gather 10 bucks worth of funny and send it to you. Of course, if any of you bust out rediculously angled stories, it could go even as high as 20 bucks. So far I see some VERY good examples. PLEASE keep the love goin and show some more fun. You guys have already made me laugh like a little giddy french school girl. I will make good on my end, I just want more creativity. I knew it was out there, I just think that we all get so soddied in regular CF convo that noone bothers with things like this anymore...So keep going. Anyone who has offered a great story or made me laugh is included in the reward.


In case you don't know, I seriously don't joke about private things. if someone has a great, funny, imaginative angle (like many have), I make good. 10-20 bucks or real life funny things are coming your way <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">


Please keep it up. I'll give tll tuesday to call off the competition. So far you guys totally own! Keep it goin!

 

[65rosessamurai]

So, does this mean those of us who already entered, can enter more than once?
If so, I'll need til tuesday to see if I can cough up some creativity from deep within, to try for a much better entry! (f not, I'll let it ride!)
Or, even better, to edit what was already entered, to add more to it?
BTW, Richard wanted me to tell you, he doesn't own spurs!! Just some shinyhot pink low cut (how low??) Spandex!

 

[Faust]

lol samurai, you can enter as many times as you want to. If after a real addition, if you think of something else, so be it. I have thought up the best band things (when I jammed with a band) way after the fact...So I can fully understand it. You guys got till Tuesday to either add a totally new one, or modify an old one. As long as you show/communicate what you want to, meat and potato wise, it's an entry. And yeah, i will either reward with cash via paypal, a written check to some one, or make more funny and do the whole "Well I think this is good for 10 bucks, means something, and is funny" angle.


Done forget, while i'm not Bill Gates, i can send some money around. What was once 10 bucks as a prize, 20-40 bucks sounds better!

 

[anonymous]

Does it have anything 2 do with coconut oil by any chance?

Charlotte<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0">

 

[Faust]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>anonymous</b></i>

Does it have anything 2 do with coconut oil by any chance?



Charlotte<img src=""></end quote></div>


Heh charlotte, it has nothing to do with a real guessing game. I has everything to do with being imaginative, gross, creative, silly, etc and make up a totally ficticious confession for me. That is what I am going to reward. Put on the thinking/retarded/dirty thinking caps and shoot out the funny...I will hold up my end of the bargain, there have been several very funny additions...You guys rock. Use that mind, and be creative...So far there are several real good offerings.

 

[anonymous]

Is it a fantasy or reality?

Charlotte<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

 

[Faust]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>anonymous</b></i>

Is it a fantasy or reality?



Charlotte<img src=""></end quote></div>


Can be whatever you decide to make up.


Your imagination is the limit.