You know you're a CF mom\dad\parent when......

babycakes

New member
If you are ever craving salt all you have to do is lick your cfer and you're good.

One of the best days in your life was the day she was potty trained.

Another best day was the day she was too "old" for the potty and started using only the toilet!
 
You run your own hospital in your room.

You know how to put in an NG-tube better then any doctor

When your home bond teacher asks (what's that beeping sound? you say that's my IV pump in my hospital room) Get it?? LOL

You can be your own doctor

You just know when it's time for a cup of salt water on a hot day!

when people look at you as you get out of the car with an oxygen tank like shes way to young for that.. How long has she been smoking??

You can disignose your own lung infections with out having a chest X-ray.

When sleeping with medical cords all over you is what you call normal.

When the sound of your nebulizer is calming to you.

Your vest feels soo good on a sick day like oh baby that feels good!

When taking pills feels just normal..

When you have been sick for a long time
 
You run your own hospital in your room.

You know how to put in an NG-tube better then any doctor

When your home bond teacher asks (what's that beeping sound? you say that's my IV pump in my hospital room) Get it?? LOL

You can be your own doctor

You just know when it's time for a cup of salt water on a hot day!

when people look at you as you get out of the car with an oxygen tank like shes way to young for that.. How long has she been smoking??

You can disignose your own lung infections with out having a chest X-ray.

When sleeping with medical cords all over you is what you call normal.

When the sound of your nebulizer is calming to you.

Your vest feels soo good on a sick day like oh baby that feels good!

When taking pills feels just normal..

When you have been sick for a long time
 
You run your own hospital in your room.

You know how to put in an NG-tube better then any doctor

When your home bond teacher asks (what's that beeping sound? you say that's my IV pump in my hospital room) Get it?? LOL

You can be your own doctor

You just know when it's time for a cup of salt water on a hot day!

when people look at you as you get out of the car with an oxygen tank like shes way to young for that.. How long has she been smoking??

You can disignose your own lung infections with out having a chest X-ray.

When sleeping with medical cords all over you is what you call normal.

When the sound of your nebulizer is calming to you.

Your vest feels soo good on a sick day like oh baby that feels good!

When taking pills feels just normal..

When you have been sick for a long time
 

mum2kj

New member
These are good <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

When the dietician tells you off for not eating fatty food!!!!

When your child is pleading for an apple instead of chocolate!!

When the tv and the nebuliser are competing to be heard!!

When your child can really say they have pins and needles (port accessed)
 

mum2kj

New member
These are good <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

When the dietician tells you off for not eating fatty food!!!!

When your child is pleading for an apple instead of chocolate!!

When the tv and the nebuliser are competing to be heard!!

When your child can really say they have pins and needles (port accessed)
 

mum2kj

New member
These are good <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

When the dietician tells you off for not eating fatty food!!!!

When your child is pleading for an apple instead of chocolate!!

When the tv and the nebuliser are competing to be heard!!

When your child can really say they have pins and needles (port accessed)
 

hbendz

New member
Okay, I was telling my husband about this string. He came up with one. This is more for a laugh then truth. Hopefully, ya'll will giggle...

You know you are a CF Parent when you are doing tequilla shooters and you lick your child before downing the tequilla and biting the lime.

We just moved and Maggie-Faye is just 8 months old. So, maybe it was exhaustion that made us laugh so much when he said it.

Holly

Mother to Maggie-Faye

8 months old, diagnosed prior to birth
 

hbendz

New member
Okay, I was telling my husband about this string. He came up with one. This is more for a laugh then truth. Hopefully, ya'll will giggle...

You know you are a CF Parent when you are doing tequilla shooters and you lick your child before downing the tequilla and biting the lime.

We just moved and Maggie-Faye is just 8 months old. So, maybe it was exhaustion that made us laugh so much when he said it.

Holly

Mother to Maggie-Faye

8 months old, diagnosed prior to birth
 

hbendz

New member
Okay, I was telling my husband about this string. He came up with one. This is more for a laugh then truth. Hopefully, ya'll will giggle...

You know you are a CF Parent when you are doing tequilla shooters and you lick your child before downing the tequilla and biting the lime.

We just moved and Maggie-Faye is just 8 months old. So, maybe it was exhaustion that made us laugh so much when he said it.

Holly

Mother to Maggie-Faye

8 months old, diagnosed prior to birth
 

Ratatosk

Administrator
Staff member
We've said the same thing -- especially last winter when we attended a wedding in Mexico and people were doing shots.
 

Ratatosk

Administrator
Staff member
We've said the same thing -- especially last winter when we attended a wedding in Mexico and people were doing shots.
 

Ratatosk

Administrator
Staff member
We've said the same thing -- especially last winter when we attended a wedding in Mexico and people were doing shots.
 

JazzysMom

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>hbendz</b></i>

Okay, I was telling my husband about this string. He came up with one. This is more for a laugh then truth. Hopefully, ya'll will giggle...

You know you are a CF Parent when you are doing tequilla shooters and you lick your child before downing the tequilla and biting the lime.

We just moved and Maggie-Faye is just 8 months old. So, maybe it was exhaustion that made us laugh so much when he said it.

Holly

Mother to Maggie-Faye

8 months old, diagnosed prior to birth</end quote></div>


I no longer drink tequila becase I was arrested for licking MYSELF before each shot LOL! Evidentally you are suppose to PUT salt on instead of creating your own...
 

JazzysMom

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>hbendz</b></i>

Okay, I was telling my husband about this string. He came up with one. This is more for a laugh then truth. Hopefully, ya'll will giggle...

You know you are a CF Parent when you are doing tequilla shooters and you lick your child before downing the tequilla and biting the lime.

We just moved and Maggie-Faye is just 8 months old. So, maybe it was exhaustion that made us laugh so much when he said it.

Holly

Mother to Maggie-Faye

8 months old, diagnosed prior to birth</end quote></div>


I no longer drink tequila becase I was arrested for licking MYSELF before each shot LOL! Evidentally you are suppose to PUT salt on instead of creating your own...
 

JazzysMom

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>hbendz</b></i>

Okay, I was telling my husband about this string. He came up with one. This is more for a laugh then truth. Hopefully, ya'll will giggle...

You know you are a CF Parent when you are doing tequilla shooters and you lick your child before downing the tequilla and biting the lime.

We just moved and Maggie-Faye is just 8 months old. So, maybe it was exhaustion that made us laugh so much when he said it.

Holly

Mother to Maggie-Faye

8 months old, diagnosed prior to birth</end quote></div>


I no longer drink tequila becase I was arrested for licking MYSELF before each shot LOL! Evidentally you are suppose to PUT salt on instead of creating your own...
 

mum2kj

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>hbendz</b></i>

Okay, I was telling my husband about this string. He came up with one. This is more for a laugh then truth. Hopefully, ya'll will giggle...

You know you are a CF Parent when you are doing tequilla shooters and you lick your child before downing the tequilla and biting the lime.

We just moved and Maggie-Faye is just 8 months old. So, maybe it was exhaustion that made us laugh so much when he said it.

Holly

Mother to Maggie-Faye

8 months old, diagnosed prior to birth</end quote></div>

Roflmao!!!

Loved that one!!!
 
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