Call them up and explain to them your dilemma. Say that you've done research on three different types of vests and they do, in fact, work differently. Try not to get angry and raise your voice as they challenge everything you throw at them.
Finally, if all else fails and just for the hell of it, calmly tell them Michael Moore is your brother-in-law and you most certainly have the proper media connects to get them exposed for the clowns they are.
Also, you can tell them your house was robbed the other day and they cleaned you out. YES, they even took the vest....you know, as crazy as it sounds...they took the vest. All you have left is half a 3-week-old bag of Quaker Rice Cakes, a couple of Swiffer wet jet refills, and a VHS player that is missing a remote control battery case lid. Throw in a few tears for good measure. Now all you need is a few friends willing to take everything in your house for a few days until an insurance person comes to check that your story is true.
**Don't try this..not only is it illegal, it will get you into serious trouble.......because it's illegal. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
Finally, if all else fails and just for the hell of it, calmly tell them Michael Moore is your brother-in-law and you most certainly have the proper media connects to get them exposed for the clowns they are.
Also, you can tell them your house was robbed the other day and they cleaned you out. YES, they even took the vest....you know, as crazy as it sounds...they took the vest. All you have left is half a 3-week-old bag of Quaker Rice Cakes, a couple of Swiffer wet jet refills, and a VHS player that is missing a remote control battery case lid. Throw in a few tears for good measure. Now all you need is a few friends willing to take everything in your house for a few days until an insurance person comes to check that your story is true.
**Don't try this..not only is it illegal, it will get you into serious trouble.......because it's illegal. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">